Tag: The Pirate

Does it stink everywhere or is that one of us?

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DISCLAIMER: Disclaimed
WARMUP: Mosey around parking lot to alley next to HT.
– 20 SSH IC
– 10 LSS IC
– 10 Windmills IC
– 10 Imperial Walkers IC
– 10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
– 10 MNCs IC
– Yoga
– Wall sits with waterfall of bearcrawls and burpees

THE THANG: Mosey back over to parking lot near Dogtopia.
Perform 1 burpee on one side of parking lot, and list of exercises on other end of parking lot. Burpees increase every round.
– 10 Bomb Jax
– 20 Merkins
– 30 Wide Arm Merkins
– 40 Squats
– 50 LBCs
– 40 Lunges
– 30 American Hammers
– 20 Diamond Merkins
– 10 CDDs

MARY: Flutters, Big Boys, Hello Dollys, Box Cutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter

COT: Stays in COT

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Mumble Chatter

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WARMUP: mosey around for a little and then SSH, windmill, imperial walker, hillbilly walker, cherry pickers, Moroccan nightclub, merkins, mountain climbers, honeymooner, and downward dog… stretching them calfs.
THE THANG: Start in the band parking lot – LBCs every 10 yards with the quantity matching the yardage – 10 LBCs, bear crawl to 20, 20 LBCs, etc. We did flutters after 50 – 40 flutters, bear crawl to 30, 30 LBCs, etc… we went to the benches – dips, inclined merkins, and step ups (2 sets). Mosey to cinder blocks – curls, shoulder press, bench press with flutters. Run down hill and back. Rinse and repeat 3 times. Using 4 speed bumps, we ran to each one increasing our count of mountain climbers – 10, 20, 30, 40. Mosey back to COT for stretching.
MARY: i don’t know if this is Mary but ended with airborne hip exercises and some stretching.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: Prayer request and ended with prayer. Good chatter about life.

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Short Attention Span Theater

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WARMUP: Yea, that’s a good thing to do. We ran a bit first then:
SSH, IW, HW, Parker Peter, Yoga, Peter Parker, Yoga, Mountain Climber, Yoga
THE THANG:
Island Hopping – all in cadence
– 5 burpees
– 10 merkins (down 1 cadence)
– 15 squats (down 1 cadence)
– 10 flutters
– 5 burpees
Then travel to the next island. Mode of transport: bear crawl, lunge walk, one burpee broad jump in there, crawl bear. Wasn’t counting how many islands we hit, but we went to the end.

Mosey back picking up the 6 at turns. Lots more traffic at 0650 compared with 0550. The PAX let me know I was reckless and dangerous while crossing the street. Feedback taken!!

MARY: Some hip flexibility
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
7/3 Bethel service date
7/4 Convergence @ FMHS @ 0630 enter from HWY 21
7/22 Sweaty Barry

COT: was held

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Humidity is dumb

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WARMUP:
Run away from the stench of the garbage truck.
SSH, windmill, squats, Broga, high knees, but kickers and toy soldiers.

THE THANG:
Continued over to Sonic for the escalator

Add an exercise for each round and all reps are the number for that round

2 – merkins
4- squats
6- LBCs
8- CDDs
10 – lunges
12- flutters
14 – WAM
16 – calf raises
18 – wheezy jeffersons
20 – burpees

First round 2 merkins, run a lap
Second round 4 merkins, 4 squats
Third round 6 merkins, 6 squats, 6 LBCs…

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Lane

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Warm up: SWIMLAPPs
SSH, windmills, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan N/Cs, low slow squats, arm circles, Peter Parkers, plank stretches.

Thang: The Lane. Do as many rounds as possible.
Pax get two cinder blocks and just need to follow the signage.
Start with 15 OH presses (w/ one block) at road, adjacent to the pull up bars.
Farmers carry about 300 feet (to the paint)
Ground the blocks, run to AO Jones (about 450 feet)
Do 15 burpees, run back to the blocks
Farmers carry back to start/finish line
Ground the blocks, do 15 OH presses with one block.
Run down to the stop sign,
Do 30 LBCs.
Run back to start/finish line.
Make a tick mark
Repeat. Starting with 15 PH presses.

Did this for about 30 mins. Got about 4 rounds in.

Cindys go back, run to shovel flag, some light mary.
Fini
COT

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10×10 in Kingsley

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WARMUP:
5x SSH
Butt Kickers
High Knees
Shuffle left/right

THE THANG:
10 exercises, 10 reps each (4 count, so technically 20 – yes The Pirate). Pax do first exercise then run loop (upstairs, with a burpee, then back). Round 2, do first and second exercise, then run. Round 3, do first, second and third, then run. Exercises listed below.

10 Mountain Climbers
10 Squats
10 Shoulder taps
10 Seal Jacks
10 Hello Dollys
10 Plank Jacks
10 Bomb Jacks
10 Merkins
10 LBCs
10 Burpees

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Ok it’s 061……what??!?

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WARMUP: mosey to the upper lot for windmills. I/C, burpees, imperial walkers I/C, burpees, Hillbilly walkers I/C, burpees, Moroccan night clubs I/C, burpees, Seal jacks I/C, burpee

Mosey to the Pike Electric lot

THE THANG: Rugby sprints and swings
Part 1 – rugby sprints

6 rounds – an exercise called in cadence, then a sprint to the middle pole, then a cool
Down jog (soft j) to the far pole
Round 1 – Merkins
Round 2 – Low slow squats
Round 3 – Diamond merkins
Round 4 – Monkey humpers
Round 5 – Lunges
Round 6 – sumo squats

Mosey to WEP swings

At each swing, 5 reps of an exercise, 10 reps of an exercise and 15 reps of an exercise. PAX made all the way around the park.

Total number of swings: ALL OF THEM

Total number of Reps: ALL OF THEM

Even squeezed in a stop at the statue of a historic fort mill figure. It may or may not have been from Spitz’s original home. PAX did monkey humpers facing East.

Mosey to COT

MARY: She wasn’t there. Open to all men.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: You bet.
COT: Remains the 5th core principle as disclaimed at 0615.

YHC was a bit off from the later start time but good to have some built in “disruption” on occasion to build our durability.

The message left with the PAX with was:
The best fruits of this life are an unstained character and acts for the common good. As leaders, what are we doing to cultivate the former and initiate the latter?

Thanks for the call <@U78QN5XU5> . :eye:

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Berkshire Loop

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WARMUP: None – Not @ STL
THE THANG: Nine HIMs showed up ready to put in work for a Baxter-to-Berkshire loop beatdown. We took off on foot for the Berkshire loop, stopping at every stop sign to drop:
• 5 Jump Squats
• 5 Regular Squats
• 15 Merkins

:vertical_traffic_light:Those stop signs added up fast — and so did the burn.

We completed 3 total loops. The final lap brought a twist for YHC who called an audible and cut the reps to squeeze in that last lap. Strong move for max mileage but serval PAX got them in.

:straight_ruler: Distance: Just shy of 4 miles
:fire: Legs were smoked. Chests were tight. Spirits were high.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortose & The Hare, Bethal Men’s,
COT: Sasquatch & Spector’s Anniversary

Message of the Day
:clock4: Today is National Leave the Office Early Day.

It’s a great reminder that time is something we don’t get back.
That’s why I try to stay focused during the day—avoiding distractions like social media or unnecessary tasks—so I can truly disconnect and spend time with my family in the evenings.

I work out early in the morning before the day starts, not just for the routine, but so my evenings are open and intentional.

If we manage our time wisely during the workday, we create space for what matters most after it.
Work hard. Be efficient. And make sure your time reflects your priorities.

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Bald WOD

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WARMUP: SSH-20, WM-10, CP-10
THE THANG:
Round 1 – 20 Reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
20 Reps of Dips, Big Boys, M. Humpers – Run Lap
20 Reps of SSH, Lunge (S/C), Incline M. – Run Lap
Round 2 – All of the above, increasing to 30 reps of all exercises
Round 3 – All of the above, increasing to 40 reps of all exercises
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, RYN
COT: Always

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Shoulders and Shuffling

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WARMUP: Disclaimer and light jog to the space between Walgreens and Jersey Mikes for COP
THE THANG:
COP (all in cadence): SSH x 25, Squat x 25, Mountain climber x 25, Freddie Merc x 20, LBC x 25, Windmill x 10, Diamond merkin x 15, back and shoulder stretch LH/RH, Jump squats x 20
Make a loose formation and mosey to the HT lot near the brick landscaping wall on the left side of the lot. The Pax stopped 4 times and did 5 burpees at each stop on the way to the wall.

At the wall, we did 11’s. Decline merkins and dips OYO (crowd pleaser).

Mosey about 20 yards from the wall and plank it up facing the wall. Hold plank/6″/elbow plank while the Pax, one by one, ran to the wall, did 3 box jumps or step-ups, and ran back.

Mosey to a section of striped lot across two rows and side shuffle along the striped rows in a zipper fashion for 6-7 rows. At the end of each row, do a burpee. Al Gore for the 6. Rinse and repeat back to the start, substituting bomb jacks.

Mosey to the small grassy area next to the landscaping wall for a traditional Jack Webb (1:4, merkins and overhead claps to 10)

Mosey to COT for Mary.

MARY: Box cutter x 20, American hammer x 20, Hello Dolly x 20, Superman hold x 2

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph Workout on Memorial Day after regular F3 workouts, Hog and Coyote, Tortoise and Hair CSAUP’s coming up. Read your newsletter!

COT: Prayers for ST’s friend Becky and JWOW’s neighbor with cancer. Also, Half Shell’s father-in-law (grand-father-in-law?)

Whew – summer’s coming. There’s much more sweat today than in the past few weeks. We hit the shoulders hard today with the 11’s and Jack Webb’s. I think those will be felt tonight. Great to see <@U07TVBVVC3X> today and looking forward to his V-Q next week at GC. Everyone put out a great effort today, and it’s always a pleasure to lead the Pax at <#C02PFBMMZL6> – one of my favorite AO’s of The Fort! Thanks again for the Q-spot <@U01CGBKBQ64>

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