Tag: Time Machine

Lost in Running Translation

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WARMUP: No warmup. Runners don’t need a warmup. They just start running ??‍♂️
THE THANG: Ran between 4.4 to 5 miles. NASA and Cohiba got lost on the way back which created us running close to 5 miles. The original route was lost in translation by Vuvuzela.
MARY: Runners don’t know who Mary is.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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What’s in the Box?

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WARMUP: Windmills, MNC, world’s greatest stretch and merkins
THE THANG: Carry our big bells to the far side of the parking lot, found a box full of terrible exercises and carries such as snatches, curls, man makers and lots more. We (I) decided on a 15 count and a nice loop to mosey around after each exercise. Eventually construction workers started showing up and for our sobriety we moved to another location and finished what we started.
MARY: I started, then Bam Bam practiced calling cadence and finally Skipper wouldn’t stop until 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of opportunities to traverse great distances with your two feet for good purposes.
COT: You betcha.

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Don’t Stop

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WARMUP: We warmed up.

THE THANG: Headed to the light poles al did something similar to a suicide.

Repeat each exercise at each light pole going and coming back.

20 squats
20 SSH
20 raise the roof
20 lunges
20 merkins
20 imperial walkers
20 LBC
20 American hammers

MARY: 15 burpees! Go!

COT:

Thanks to everyone who posted and put in some sweat equity.

Prayers for all those mentioned.

Also prayers for me as I participate in the Mount Afton Challenge next Saturday to help with mental health.

My verse for the day to meditate on is…

“Let us not get tired of doing good, for we will reap at the proper time if we don’t give up.”

‭‭Galatians‬ ‭6‬:‭9‬ ‭CSB‬‬

With that, The Thrill is gone!

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What she said

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WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
– <@U05RN7GSDLH> , <@U0904HV02BY> , and <@U05K5D10AG6> rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you’ll have to pay to find out the answers.
– <@U03B9G9BXJM> came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don’t have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
– <@U087NCUTMPT> has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
– <@U19FA0Q8Z> is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
– <@UGYDCTRST> gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn’t ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
– <@U5DBBKTE0> was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that’s the theme, he’s the go to.
– <@U0A25GTDDEJ> has his foot on the accelerator. But he’s not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
– <@U06P97NSX17> was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (<@USBP08L1G>) was occupied elsewhere.
– <@U5DKASDQU> was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he’s opening on the WestSide.

This report is true and is able to be copied and pasted into the /slackblast by any man who wants those stats bumped up.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Minnow Party

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Lots of people showed up, unfortunately they got me on Q. Original plan was to run with merkins to Riverview elementary school, but with so many pax I decided to stay local. Plan was to run around town with Jack Webb. We began with five merkins and twenty overhead claps. Twelve stops around town increasing the rep counts by one and four respectively. Added some additional exercises (Squats, lunges, calf raises) while we waited for the six to arrive.
Total count: 126 merkins, 504 overhead claps.
we had time for a pairing sprint up the Massey hill.

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Moderate +

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WARMUP:
– Windmill
– Side straddle hop
– Cherri picker
THE THANG:
1. DORA – Almost
1. 40 Burpees
2. 60 Merkins
3. 80 Squats
4. 100 LBCs
5. 120 Side Straddle Hop
1. 3 pain station – 5, 10, 15, 10 reps
1. Station 1
1. Mountain Climbers
2. Squat Jumps
3. Flutter Kits
1. Station 2
1. Side Straddle Hop
2. Donkey Kicks
3. Penguine
1. Station 3
1. Merkins
2. Plank Jacks
3. Should Taps
1. We explained the core principles and Mission of F3 during the workout
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Break the Dam Jan 31st
– 8 Blocker
COT:

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Deep Dish 1 year anniversary beatdown

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WARMUP: yes
THE THANG:
First set:
5 rounds:
Single arm 3 cleans, 3 overhead press, 3 front rack squat in one complex. Switch arms. Suitcase carry between each round. Repeat 5x

Second set:
Partner up at bottom of hill. P1 does 50 double bell swings. P2 runs to top of hill and back. Repeat 3x. 150 total swings per partner.

Third set:
10 min EMOM. 5 man makers, add 1 rep every 2 mins. (This part was terrible)

Finished with some Mary.

MARY: 8 mins around the horn, finished with 10 burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes

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Countdown to Extinction

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WARMUP: motivator, IW, CP, WM.
THE THANG: Appetizer The-Violator to one end,  Cocaine-Bear-crawl back.

Thang#1: 1st  hill Dora: 1 pax jogs down, Nur Back to switch
• 50 Fisherman’s Calf Raises each
• 100 Merkins
• 200 Flutters
• 200 raise the roofs

#2:  clockwork inverted Rows – TRX 
1 pax Draws a card (five-K) -# = reps on TRX while everyone else follows a menu board AMRAP

Rest of pax does this….
Clubs: J-Q Seal Jacks, 
9-10-SSH, 
7-8-Smurf-Jacks, 
5-6-Bomb-Jacks 

Spades: 
J-Q-LBC’s, 
9-10-Gas-Pumpers, 
7-8-Big-Boiz
5-6-hello ladies

Hearts:
 J-Q-Flying Squirrels, 
9-10–Burpees
7-8-Kraken Burpees,
5-6-Calimari/Krakens

Diamonds: 
J-Q-good a.m., 
9-10 – calf raises,
7-8– Lt. Dan,
5-6-Lt. Dan-Ono

MARY: w/in Weinke
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter, Bethel

COT: prayers lifted for safe travels, patience and presence with family, coping with aging loved ones.

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12 reverse ladder

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WARMUP:
1. Arm Circle
2. Imperial Walker
3. Windmill
THE THANG:
– 4 corners -> 3 exercises each corner. Starting with 12 reps each and working down
– Good discussion at each station. Talked about the good and the bad of 2025 and what improvements we are working on for 2026. Spent time getting to know each other better.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Dam to Dam Series
– Bethel Men’s Shelter
COT:

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