Hills, hills, hills

WARMUP: no
THE THANG: 10 Mike Tyson’s in bank parking lot, 10 bombjacks in elementary school parking lot. 3 burpees every time you pass through the gate on Dave Gibson
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: iron pax, ft mill care center, bethel
COT:

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Searching for Hills at The Biscuit

WARMUP: stretching
THE THANG:
Run to Catawba Ridge say hey to Kettle Bell dudes
Run back to Forest Creek and do couple hill repeats
Run back to COT and finish with 4ish miles
MARY:
Stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: praising the Eastside expansion and growth

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Bubbles short run

WARMUP: 20 side Stratal hop, mosey to loco
THE THANG: partner Dora: 100 merkins, 200 big boys, 300 flutters. Ab circle: flutters, hello Dollie’s, box cutters, big boys, lbc. Up down sprints 10x return to cot
MARY: around the circle group Q
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Sundae Ruck 2024

WHAT:   On Saturday September 21st at 4PM come out to Sofrito’s hood for the inaugural Sundae Ruck !  We will use all modes of transport via the Little Sugar Creek Greenway for a Pit Stop at Carolina Scoops in downtown Pineville for some ice cream and head back!  Roughly 2.5 Miles one way!  This will be a family affair M & 2.0 friendly event.  Bring out your bicycles, skates, scooters, rucks and dogs.

WHY:   F3 has changed my life!  Our kiddos and families should get a chance to meet the brothers we hang out with, lean on with, and have become our extended family.
We will launch from Sugar Creek Greenway entrance on my street.  3106 Gilroy Drive , Indian Land

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Four corners and dropped passes

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan night clubs, Trucker not approved windmills, mountain climbers
THE THANG: started with one lap around WEP to get our blood pumping then back to start to assume the plank position. Did four reps of plank jacks, mountain climbers, shoulder taps, Supermans. Rinse and repeat with 8/16/32 reps.
Mozy to parking lot for four corners. Broken out by upper body, lower body, abs, and everything. Corner 1: 20 reps of merkins, CDD, Plank Jacks, wide arm merkins. Full lap to get to cone #2: 20 sumo squats, calf raises, monkey jumpers, bomb jacks. Full lap to get to corner 3: 20 big boy sit-ups, American hammers, box cutters, LBCs. Full lap to corner four: 10 burpees, 20 SSH, Mountain climbers, one leg merkins.
Mozy to COT for football warmups. Pax took turns being qb with remaining pax rotating in at wide receiver. While wr ran a post, remaining pax alternated between Al Gores, Squats, Merkins, American Hammers. Each dropped pass resulted in 2 burpees. (We did more than we should have)
Final parting wisdom…the mind quits before the body does, and somehow/some way it all gets done.
MARY: not present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: too many to remember including convergence, golf, bourbon tasting
COT: Prayers and praise for fellowship, progress with 2.0s

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Smoked the “Moderate”

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, Strawberry Pickers, and Broga
THE THANG:
Phase 1: Cheese Shredder
Phase 2: 7s= Plank Jacks & Big Boy Sit Ups
Phase 3: Four Corners = 10 reps each exercise
Corner 1: Seal Jacks, Bomb Jacks, and Squats
Corner 2: Shoulder Taps, Mountain Climbers, and Lunges
Corner 3: Merkins, Peter Parkers, and Dips
Corner 4: LBCS, Flutters, and Hello Dollies
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Stone Cold Crazy

Nine men met at the Fort Mill Lowes for 45 minutes of Slow Burn to get ready for the weekend. Here’s what they did:

THE THANG:
The Pax were disclaimed and then mosied around the parking lot until we found a good spot for COP (all in double cadence):
SSX x 20, windmill x 10, cherry picker x 10, merkin x 7, alternate lunge x 10, mountain climber x 15/hold/6″/down dog/up dog, squat x 10, wide arm merkin x 7

Mosey to a new spot for some side shuffles with broad jump burpees and bomb jacks. Pair up with a partner and start on a parking lot line. Side shuffle along a parking lot line, broad jump burpee to the next line, side shuffle along that line, broad jump burpee to the next line, and so forth. Continue with a zig-zag fashion for roughly 10 lines. Follow the same path back to the start, but run backwards, side shuffle, and do 2 bombjacks at each line (crowd pleaser).

Mosey to a new spot for classic Jack Webb 1-8, 4:1 ratio.

Mosey to a new spot for one suicide run with merkins, squats, side straddle hops, and finish with a plank hold.

Mosey to a new spot for Airborne’s killer hip workout

MARY:
Freddie Merc x 15, LBC x 15, American Hammer x 15, Hello Dolly x 15. Finish with the Body Destroyer
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam to Dam race registration opens in one week and sells out quickly. Make sure your captain doesn’t miss it.
COT:
Prayers for ST’s friend’s son who was in a serious motorcycle accident and has a serious brain injury and long rehab ahead. Prayers for the people of Isreal, Gaza, and Ukraine.

For whatever reason, Slow Burn has earned a reputation for a lot of mumble chatter and today was no exception. More than once, I had to raise my voice to be heard over all the talking! The chatter started before the workout and continued until the Q finally silenced the Pax for the Body Destroyer at the end of the workout. But, it’s what makes Slow Burn such a fun workout and why it consistently has good attendance every Friday. Well done, men. It was a pleasure this morning!
PS: The title refers to a classic Queen song that was brought up today. Those who don’t know it (if anyone will actually read this backblast) should check it out – if you like Queen, you’ll love this one!

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Sparty Start

Short mosey run

Warmup: SSH (20xI/C); windmills; Imperial Walkers; Moroccan N/C; Low Slow Sqts; big arm circles; peter parkers; plank stretches

Thang 1: Mini-Spartan:
Start at bottom of hill, run up to pull up bars, do 10 pull-ups, then out to the street and crawl under the barbed wire (2 wires), then farmers carry cinder blocks about 100 feet out and back, drop blocks, back to the bars and do 10 toes-to-bar, run back to bottom of the hill and rinse/repeat.

Barbed wire detail:
Two cinder blocks staked horizontally, string a cargo strap across to another stack of two cinder blocks.

Place a second set of barbed wire ten feet further down. Two-block height worked well in my opinion, it’s a real crawl underneath and not a bear crawl. Top view:
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Side view:
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Thang 2: Spear throw
Target was a red bucket. Stand 3 parking spots back and throw.

Run up to shovel flag.

3 burpees just for fun.

Fini
COT

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