Audible – because there are bars!

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WARMUP:
Mosey to elementary school and did the standard:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
15 LSS IC
15 MNC IC

THE THANG:
Because there are pull up bars, we did 11’s with merkins at bottom of hill and pull ups at the top. Some finished, some didn’t. All worked for the 30min BC.

Moseyed to track for broga. It was dark, which was beneficial. Cannot, with certainty, describe how this went.

MARY: who?

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Iron Pax Challenge, 10 year events, read your newsletter.

COT:
Stays in COT.

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Seamstress Last Stitch in the Fort

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WARMUP: not really the thing to do at Minnow Pond. Come at 0510 if you want a warmup
THE THANG: run, hard.
first stop – 1 merkin, 1 squat
2 merkins, 2 squats
Keep adding each time we stop
often we kept adding reps till the 6 was in. Then we took off again. PAX were advised to mosey when the group left and not worry about completing all the reps. Most hit 4 miles

Macgyver, Bones, and Badlands got out in front of me around mile 2 and Grout eclipsed me after mile 3. I always seem to push myself a little harder when I’m on Q at minnow pond. We have some strong and fast PAX in the Fort.

NMM: The idea was for the PAX to not know how far we were going or when we would stop. And that when we did stop, there’d be work to do. Just like our work lives that take us to new locations….

Seamstress had no idea when he came to FM that he’d be called to move so soon. Nor does he know when he’ll be called away again. Many PAX expressed gratefulness for the impact he had on us and prayers of blessing were offered (are still being offered) for his move to Chattanooga

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Mooning the International Space Station?

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WARMUP:
Run a lap
SSH
Low slow squat
hold bottom of squat
Plank up
10 slide overs in cadence
10 high pulls in cadence
20 flutters with press in cadence

THE THANG:
Segment 1
7s
Snatch
Bulgarians
mode of transport: walk with bell overhead

Segment 2
Dora
Mode of transport: Carry the steel beams with the snake cut into them out and back

Pullovers
Chest press
curls
lunges
Calf raises
Shrugs

We did 2 full rotations through the PAX
Brief pause to watch the International Space Station cruise by. We don’t know if they were looking for the moon, but we made sure one was visible from Snake Pit

0550 Segment 3
10 minute AMRAP 21-15-9
21 flutters (L+R=1)
15 squats
9 skull crushers

MARY:
Stand around and wait for Bushwood to finally show up

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zebraJockey

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WARMUP: ruck to Olafs house carrying a sandbag and ruck. Skipper gets extra credit for distance and Lutefisk gets gold star for bear hug a bag of sand
THE THANG:
5 rounds of 3 exercises 10 reps each. All with ruck on
Sandbag cleans
Sandbag pull through with merkin
Lunges with weighted laptop bag

Then we did 3 rounds of Cinderblock curls, sandbag deadlift, squats.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: thanks guys for being flexible and meeting on home turf with M traveling.

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Graceful sandbag

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WARMUP: while we waited for the site Q, who had given a heads up he was “coming in hot”, we did a few SSH, cherry pickers, low slow squats, and merkins with hands on our rucks.
THE THANG: Started out by getting in a single file line based on height, then moved into side by side formation where the snake was still based on height (if that makes sense).

The mission, with a 40 lb sandbag, was to transfer the sandbag while in stride every .25 miles from shortest to tallest Pax. Path was to WEP, do the loop, and head back in under 1 hour…this meant for sub 20 min miles, and thanks to our site Q coming in hot, he challenged us to push limits to 15 min miles where we probably landed somewhere around 15-17 min miles.

A quick lesson on how to “gracefully” transition the sandbag while standing, and while in motion, we’re given before we took one step and while we were in formation.

Very good results on speed and transitions and a few lessons learned. Made our time hack, didn’t get hit by cars, and no one died.

Successful mission.
MARY: nada
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter is packed, pushed 10 year
COT: shower curtain was on our hearts, kids going to school, and patience as parents

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Another “Yinzer” Q @ Stockade

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WARMUP: Mosey to Walgreens
20 ea. SSH (in cadence)
10 Windmill (in cadence)
THE THANG:
Thang #1 (aka warmup)
Dora:
100 ea. – Merkins
200 ea. – Squats
300 ea. – LBC’s
– lap around Walgreens

Thang #2
Round #1
2:00 Minutes total to complete run + AMRAP
1. (.17 mi lap around parking lot) – Burpies AMRAP
2. (.17 mi lap around parking lot) – Lunges AMRAP
3. (.17 mi lap around parking lot) – Monkey Humpers AMRAP
4. (.17 mi lap around parking lot) – Mountain Climbers AMRAP
Round #2
Rinse and Repeat………….goal is to beat your reps from round #1
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your news letter
COT:

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I Lost Count – Just Pick A Number

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WARMUP:
SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Cherry Pickers,
Held a plank as we waited on Dark Helmet to join the circle of pain, then we did some merkins

THE THANG:

Picked an old IPC workout
50 Squats
40 Big Boys
30 Merkins
20 Lunges (2 count)
10 burpees
Lap around the parking lot

AMRAP till 6am

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Final Countdown Run
9/11 workout at NaFo on Labor Day
Fort Mill Care Center Drive
Iron Pax Challenge

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1997 Was Different for All of Us

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Did you know that the Hive has moved to the Laces In parking lot? I did not… until today.

COP
SSH x 20
Low Slow Squat x 10
Moroccan Night Club x 20

Disclaimer, move to start point. Playlist set to Dispatch.

WEINKE
Use parking rows as pain stations
11 Reps Each Stop

Method of Travel
Rounds 1 & 2: Lunge walk to each row
Round 3: Bear Crawl KB Drag

Stop 1
Halos
Kid Launch

Stop 2
One Legged RDL both sides

Stop 3
Tricep Extensions
Curls

Stop 4
Goblet Squats
Cossack Squats

Stop 5
KB Swings
OH Press

Stop 6
Burpee Snatch

We completed 2 and ⅔ rounds and headed back to start for some Mary

Mary
Kettlebell Core Work
American Hammers x 10
In & Outs x 10
Flutters w/press x 10
Z Press x 10
WWI Sit Ups x 10

And Airborne took us home with some hip work.

Things I learned today during the mumble chatter:
UHAUL is not much younger than Anchorman
UHAUL never smoked weed in high school
If someone calls you asking for your SSN, don’t tell them
Sugarbug’s shorts are now the F3 The Fort Murph Uniform
Bear Crawls with a KB drag are “merciful” in the words of Airborne

Announcements
The Fort 10 Year coming up
2nd F Lunch at Tega Cay Deli today

Prayers/Praises
Shower Curtain on the mend. Visit him. Text him. Call him!
My M and our family as we grow. 2.4 coming soon

Punch List out.

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Snakes and Arrows

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A group of 7 met at FMHS for the last Laces In workout of August 2022.  Here is what they did:

The Thang:

After a brief disclaimer around the shovel flag, we moseyed around the parking lot and ended up in the grassy field by the football stadium for COP

All in Cadence:

SSH x 25, windmill x 15, IW x 25, merkin x 10, LBC x 25, flutter x 25, hello dolly x 25, jumping lunge x 15, squat x 20, Moroccan nightclub x 40 while walking back to parking lot.

Line up at the lot next to a row of empty parking spaces.  One by one, shuffle across the parking lot space line, do one burpee at the end of the line, advance to the next line, shuffle across, do one burpee at the end of the line, etc., continue through about 10 spaces.  Rinse and repeat with bomb jacks.

Mosey back to the grassy field for modified Jack Webb.  In place of merkins/overhead claps, we did V-ups and Freddie Mercuries (1:4 ratio).  We did 5, took a short break and completed, 6, 7, an 8 before stopping.  Man that was hard!  Recover and mosey to the shed across the lot.

Assume People’s chair against the shed.  Hold, and one by one, each guy does 3 burpees.

BTTW hold, while one by one down the line, each member of the Pax does a 10 count

Rinse and repeat above.

Line up for an Indian run across the lot to the entrance of parking lot (up/down the hill) and back to the shovel flag.

COT

I have been posting very intermittently lately due to a shoulder injury,  and had not Q’d a workout since January of this year.  I didn’t feel like I had my ‘A’ game out there today, but I felt I gave the guys their money’s worth.  After 10 years, it’s still a blast to get together in the morning, Q a workout, and lead the fine men of F3.    I’m looking forward to the next 10 years.  Snakes and Arrows is another Rush reference.   RIP Neil Peart

Announcements/Prayers/Praises

Read your newsletter.  Lot’s going on for The Fort 10 year anniversary

Prayers for our brother Shower Curtain, ST’s friend Joe (cancer) and co-worker Justin (Covid)

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