Mission, Principles, Eastward Expansion
Warm Up, SSH, hillbilly, imperial, low slow
mosey to main parking lot
Bear crawl to horizontal line, 5 merkins
Lunge walk to next horizontal, 5 squats
Alternate above motion to curb and back
Mosey to front of Cinema: Partner Dora
100 Step ups
200 LBC’s
300 Carolina Dry Docks
100 Dips
100 Big Boys
100 Incline Merkins
Back to COT, Airborne stretch, round robin exercises
Announcements: collection of donations
Prayer or praise from everyone, lots of prayers for western NC from everyone
IC SSH, Moroccan Nightclub, Cherry pickers, lss, mtn climbers, plank, hands to the sky, Honeymooner, down dog
mosey
Four corners
CDD 20 IC
Up main – Hold plank at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
CDD 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
CDD 10 IC
Right on confederate
CDD 5 IC
Shoulder taps 20 IC
Up main – Hold plank at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
Shoulder taps 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
Shoulder taps 10 IC
Right on confederate
Shoulder taps 5 IC
Low slow squat 20 IC
Up main – al gore at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
Ls Squat 15 IC
Right at Monroe white
Ls squat 10 IC
Right on confederate
Ls squat 5 IC
Monkey humper 10 IC
Up main – al gore at each corner for 6
Right at Tom hall
MH 10 IC
Right at Monroe white
MH 10 IC
Right on confederate
MH 10 IC
Mosey to COT. Stretching and LBC to 6
Making these editable is a dangerous proposition that <@UGU3XR5RP> should look into before <@U5CVD8D7V> really causes problems.
It’s ok, nobody reads them anyway.
We had 10 at <#C0653MWMA8K> for an East Side continuous to get stronger, with accusations FNG had splashed Merlot!!!
pre explanation of Tillers F3 name (Tiller company, a fire apparatus)
Followed by Yoga stretching and relaxing music.
Vuvuzela lead the PAX up and down stairs at Red stone theater followed by Tomb Raider.
Next exercises seated wall coupon pass. Tiller was heard giving the mission of F3 loudly. Abagnale was told to move up faster followed by Shoe String to step up the pace.
PAX moseyed into Bear crawls with two Merkins. Ringer per usual lead the beat down.
PAX moseyed to front of theater for a slalom through the front pillars to return for squat jumps 20
Moseyed past large group of coupons on sidewalk only to be told to do Mike Tyson’s in cadence 10
Murder Bunnies next with Merkins 10
FNG went topless after Bunnies and Merkins
Moseyed through pillars for squat jumps 5
Serpent into pillars for dips on benches. PAX seemed confused as Tiller gave order to get on wall for step ups 10 each side.
Confusion set in as Rosie asked what we are doing after step-ups
Tomb Raider and PTL had to be redirected to follow Tiller as we ran back to C.O.T
Goose had to be told directly to stop moving coupons OFF the parking lot onto the side walk.
WARMUP: Yoga
THE THANG: EAST SIDE rules
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: new AO coming to Indian Land soon, Convergence, Walter Elijah Park this Saturday. St John church, September 27 @ 6:30 (Dredd) gust speaker
COT: prayers for us and family
The image of the board will be used as the workout details but in case others want to use this, here are a few notes to consider:
– Split the group if needed.
– Predetermine a good distance for the Mode of Transportation (M.O.T.) and ensure it’s clearly articulated.
– Keep repeating the “Thang” section until every PAX completes 1 time on the M.O.T.
– Give example of the exercise before that “Thang” section, not all examples in the beginning.
– Open to other feedback
WARMUP:
THE THANG: See image.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter content.
COT: 5th Core Principle
WARMUP: Various exercises and some stretchy things. Then we moseyed to the lower lot past the theater.
THE THANG:
We Partnered up. Partner 1 does exercise while partner 2 begins to lunge walk. After Partner 1 completes the exercise he catches up with partner 2. Partner 2 performs Exercise while partner 1 lunges walks. Repeat until each partner completes 5 rounds of the Exercise. Then back to the starting point; once all Pax were in we went to the next round to rinse and repeat.
Round 1 – 5 Burbees
Round 2 – 10 Outlaws
Round 3 – 15 Merkins
Round 4 – 20 Big Boy Sit ups
Video evidence was previously posted.
WARMUP:
Jog around the 400m loop
Warmup exercises
THE THANG:
Kalsu
The Thang
Kalsu – 100 thrusters
Start the 1-minute EMOM timer
Perform 5 burpees
As soon as you finish the burpees, start doing thrusters
When the timer goes off, do 5 burpees
Keep repeating this until you finish 100 thrusters
After 100 thrusters, run 400 meters
Reverse Kalsu – 100 burpees
Start your 100 burpees as soon as you get back
Don’t restart the EMOM timer. You are at the mercy of the timer as to when you get back
Each time the EMOM timer goes off, 5 thrusters
Perform burpees in between until you get to 100 burpees
Workout ends after your 100 burpees
Record your total time
MARY:
Recovery Stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
IPX 2024
COT:
Show To Know
I usually only write anything here to make <@UGU3XR5RP> happy, since he’s the only one that reads these, but I am trying to turn over a new leaf, because I do believe in the value of a BB, which is why I write my idiot reports. Problem is, I’m not a data guy, details of many kinds escape me, and I have a general disdain for rules or other practices that I see as officious, or that have high potential to be abused at some point by those who administer them (but often do not follow them – see also: Government).
But whatever… I’m a reasonable guy, most of the time, though I do get a lot more credit for being a jerk than is probably entirely true. Though I’ll be the first to say (and I often do) that we shouldn’t let facts get in the way of a good story, or a promising relationship get in the way of a good joke.
With that said, here’s what happened…
WARMUP: Sure enough… a little jog, a little windmill, a little merkin… I have a few hits that I play most every time. I should probably switch it up some, but I probably won’t.
THE THANG: “The Grand Old Duke Of York”
If you aren’t familiar with the children’s Nursery Rhyme, then this will seem even dumber than it already was.
(See the link in Slack if you want to watch the critically-acclaimed Peppa Pig version, or just Google that stuff yourself. It won’t be the weirdest crap most of you have Googled in the last week…)
Anyhow, it consisted of going up and down the WWW hill (Withers/Williamson/Watson) next to the FM Church of God and doing exercises at both the top and bottom of the hill (top = parking lot after Watson St.. bottom = under the carport at the FMCOG)
Top: 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 15 2-count flutters
Bottom: 5 CDD, 10 squats, 15 LBCs
Round 1: Bear Crawl up the hill (run down)
Round 2: Partner Carry
Round 3: Nur
Round 4: CrawlBear
Round 5: Run (no one made it this far)
Sasquatch and I were off to a strong start and Danny would have stayed there were it not for being partnered with me. Eventually, Farmers and Vuvu overtook us. They managed to complete the first half of Round 4, whereas YHC only got about halfway up the hill on the CB before time ran out. As I was going, Spectre showed up and I think managed to overtake me by a little. It was close…
MOLESKINE: If you listen to (or are familiar with) the Nursery Rhyme, then you know that the last part of the verse goes, “and when they were up, they were up… and when they were down, they were down… and when they were only halfway up, they were neither up nor down”
Be up or be down. Halfway is no way to live your life. That’s how SadClowns live… existing. Being neither a danger to anything, nor good for much of anything either… this can’t be us. It simply won’t do. And there is a zero % chance that I will quit until I have worn myself completely out trying to help men to change their perspective, overcome their self-limiting beliefs, uncover their Personal Purpose, and then wear themselves out in service to it.
MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.
WARMUP: yes, mission of F3
THE THANG: parking deck misery
MARY: N
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Y
COT: Y
WARMUP: mosey, inch worms with merkins, lunges and squats.
THE THANG: lots of sprints with flutters. Zipper merkins. 7s with merkins and squats. Quick dora. More sprints.
MARY: more flutters and merkins
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: lots of gratitude for F3