Humpers, pumpers and burps

WARMUP: mosey to church parking lot for merkins
THE THANG: partner up, each partner had a quarter mile out run with 10 monkey humpers and 10 gas pumpers and then back to the lot. Each team had a cumulative twenty burpees each round.
MARY: wasn’t there
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yep

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Homestead Route

WARMUP: Not at this AO. But YHC did jump a lot from 5:10-5:14 (Q-drenaline)

THE THANG: Run to WillowBrook and back via Orchard Park Elementary. Proof: https://www.strava.com/activities/17574144266

MARY: Might have passed her on the route, not sure.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sign up for Bethel Men’s Shelter THIS THURSDAY! The need is great, the workers are few.

NMM: I articulated the route as starting out towards the QT, but then immediately ran the wrong direction. Nobody said anything. 😥 (Retread and I corrected the route, but come on men!)

When the leader doesn’t do what they said they’d do, other leaders should speak up. Our community needs your voice. Hold each other accountable.

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Neese’s was almost the death of us

WARMUP: Yes, IW; HW; some yoga.
Introduced the reverse burpee (you go down on your 6, lay on your back, and then return to standing for a jump). Stagecoach busted his wrist and YHC was tired of seeing him modify.
THE THANG:
Found a wall
10 stepups (each leg)
10 derkins
10 bulgarian split squats (each leg)
10 irkins
Found another wall (it was stupid high)
10 stepups (single leg) this was dumb
10 derkins this was also dumb but not as much

found a moderatle parking lot
10 mike tysons
bear crawl
10 curb alberts
crawl bear
10 mike tysons
lunge walk
10 curb alberts
reverse lunge walk
10 mike tysons
burpee broad jump
(the sprinklers came on and YHC didn’t want a complete mutiny)
mosey back to the dry side for
10 curb alberts

Mosey back by the wall and hit it again

A 60lb sandball was at COT
One man did an over the shoulder lift
Everyone else held a squat down and raised up when the ball hit the ground. Return to the held squat for the next guy to do a lift. 15 guys….
Rinse and Repeat with Split Squats and a reverse burpee

NMM:It’s nice to be motivated to workout, but falling in love with the process of acceleration is even better. That can survive a waning motivation. Or maybe it just is motivation itself?

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Red Herring Barcetta

WARMUP: Yes. Even did some merkins with our feet elevated as part of it. Guys were not happy.
THE THANG: Ran over to the old America Jackal grounds. Did some string of pearls around the school including: Bulgarian Split Squats, Toy Soliders, Bear Crawls, Rugby Sprints, a moment of 4 corners (merkins, squats, lunges, burpees).

Finally got to the field for Red Barcetta: https://f3thefort.com/2020/02/18/red-barchetta-test-drive/

100 yards & 100 SSH
75 yards & 75 mountain climbers
50 yards & 50 LBCs
25 yards & 25 merkins
10 yards & 10 burpees

Didn’t quite have time to work our way back up, but we got past the burpees, merkins, and LBCs.

MARY: Imperial Squat Walkers instead

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter. You can find it from the homepage

COT: was held

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14 hogs 6 coyotes go into a bar

WARMUP:
6ish Runners took off in da gloom
14 PAX moseyed to pharmacy lot for some COP

Then we hit the town hall path for 3 rounds of 15 Dips and 10Derkins wrapped up with 5 burpees

THE THANG:
Moseyed to town hall wall for some partner wall pull ups while partner was bear crawling parking lot
Switch out and two rounds

While wall sitting each PAX did one burpees in sequence

Mosey to WEP top lot
6 exercises 30 seconds as many reps as possible
Merkins
Flutters
Dry docks
Freddys
Shoulder taps
LBCs

Mosey to pavilion
Partner dos exercises while other partner take lap around pavilion
Burpees
Squat jumps
Monkey humpers

Reverse course and do everything again

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Pfc Shawn Falter

WARMUP: 20IW, watch Senator show up in shorts in awe, 10 Cherry Pickers, 15 HW, Down/Up Dog, stretching and then plank for Shawn’s story.
THE THANG: Shawn loved and played Varsity Basketball and Football.
Brought some Cindy’s out to the parking lot To the baseline for some Suicides.
10 “Blocky” Hurley’s bear crawl to next row, 15 SSH, Seal Jacks and Plank Jacks, crawl bear back to baseline and repeat Blocky Hurley. Side shuffle to second line, 20 jump squats, shuffle back for another round of Blocky, run to third line 25 Merkins and Nur back.
Mosey to band lot for 1st and 10, doing 11’s with Merkins and Burpees, after each round, run to end zone and back 10 yards closer, all the way until end zone.
MARY: Return Cindy’s then time for Airborne’s and 25 (Shawn’s age) Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel and Meatloaf, Break the dam, garbage pickup and Jager sprint/Celebrate fundraising.
COT: Can’t always be there, but when you are be there.

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20 and 12

WARMUP:
THE THANG: mosey to the church of god parking lot where the pax did a few Freddy mercuries while they waited for the six (me) to arrive.

From there we did the cross workout. Run out to one of four points and then back to the middle. Each time we arrived at a point, we did 20 flutters (count one leg only), and each time we arrived back to the center, we did 12 merkins. The four outer points were the parking lot at the top of the hill, the small lot across from the old police station, the lot at the top of Monroe white st where the old town hall (and the old phone company) is, and the intersection of confederate and Forrest st.

One wrinkle was coming back from the Forrest street point, we climbed the stairs of the church of god activity building and did 12 derkins with the aid of their picnic tables

Mileage requirements for the morning were exceeded
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots going on life of f3
COT: lots going on the life of the pax

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Cougars and Gold Diggers

Stole from Spike: https://f3thefort.com/2026/02/18/hill-sprints/

WARMUP: yea
THE THANG: see Spike’s stuff. I dropped many (NOT ALL) of the burpees by poplar demand
MARY: flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots in the newsletter
COT: was held….think about problems and conditions

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Much like Heroin

WARMUP: brief
THE THANG: tried a couple of things. Didn’t feel like YHC did a great job articulating. We moved to the next station and tried a few more.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Will gravitate to a WOD sorta format rather than a Pearls on a String for my next Kitchen Sink Weinke

Only 2.5/5 ⭐️ for this one today

But much like heroin Pollo Hermano will not get addicted to running

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Your MILGA is showing

What a wonderful day in the MILGAhood. This being my first visit and q to Colosseum, I aimed to disappoint. The workout was this

– poles on the back of the school. increase rep count by 1 at each pole then return to start. Burpee Merkin Squat is taking the fort by storm
– found the only set of accessible steps on the entire west side. The count was however many leaps it took to get to the top by each pax. Average was 3 leaps. Some folks (Bandcamp) were jackasses and took 9. First excersice was burpees, then after everyone went we did dips
– then went to the court for broadjumps as our rep count. average was 4. step ups was the excersice until all pax had jumped
– lunge walk and bear crawl back to cot for 5 minutes of mary

Yes, i made pretty much all of this up as we went. I like to live dangerously like that.

Work from the Bird:
We all need prayers. Its not selfish to ask someone to pray for you. Don’t think you always need to pray for someone else. That’s a great thing, but you need to be right also. Work on that vertical relationship. Gotta get you right so you can help others. I’m asking for prayers for me. Send me all the love you got right now and ask Gods help too. I challenge you all to be bold and pick someone in COT to pray for. Even if they don’t ask for it. I GUARANTEE it will make their entire day having that power.

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