Don’t put your hand in dog $@#

WARMUP:
– 15 SSH
– 10 LSS
– 10 Windmills
– 10 IW
– 10 MNCs
– Yoga
THE THANG:
Ran loops around the block (160 to McCammon to Cleborne to Main), stopping at each driveway for exercises (below). First loop was 10 reps, 2nd loop was 20 reps, 3rd loop was 30 reps. All were completed.
– Squats
– Mike Tysons
– Big Boys
– Merkins
– American Hammers
– Monkey Humpers
– Shoulder Taps
– Burpees

MARY: None, wrapped up burpees at 0600

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Golf Tourney, 50k race, Pints & Padres

COT: Stays in COT

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No lube needed

So here’s the thing, I missed a few guys. Not bc I don’t appreciate my fans, but bc I was having oxygen issues in the brain and the video evidence was maliciously destroyed.

The 4 headed monster(ish) was fantastic and went as follows

Birdcage- 5 minute run for a warm up
LTrain- bear crawls, lunges, merkins, lbc, squats, running
Cohiba- Step ups, derkins, irkins, crab walks, more running
Fogerty- burpees, bear crawl, diamond merkins, uphill, more running
Liberty Biberty- wall sits, and running, and more running

Here’s the deal, we are accelerating. We are taking the first step TODAY. I couldn’t be any happier to be taking over #Bushpit. I have ideas, you want more, I will give the people what they want. Today is a new day for me, and you, and the Wood. Show to know what I got in store for next week. #MILGA

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Convergence??

WARMUP: mosey up the hill behind the AO. Warm up exercises every few lightpoles

THE THANG: go to wal mart and meet Golden Corral PAX for a partner DORA 1/2/3

100 merkins
200 squats
300 LBC’s

Mosey back with a few exercises in cadence on the way.

MARY: she wasn’t there. Open to all men.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call Barkley. :eye:

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Bobber in da House

Warmup up
SSH
windmill
Cherry pickers
Imp walkers
Hillbilly walkers

Run down carline and around to bottom of hill. Do some stuff along the way.
Toy soldier
Butt kickers

11s to top of hill. Picked sign for top
Gas pumpers at top. 4 count Start 10 at top
Jump Squats bottom start 1

Run to back of school.
Pick a bench
Step ups 50 25 each leg
Mosey
Fire lane Lunges walk

Back to COT for 4 min Mary

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Painful 8

WARMUP: Stretching, windmills, IW, HW
THE THANG: Mosey to HS, in the parking lot, established the figure 8 we would run around islands. Started the Painful 8 Ladder:
8 Burpees
16 Merkins
24 LBC’s
32 LSS
40 Grave Diggers
48 Flutters
56 SSH
64 Shoulder Taps
Run the figure 8 after each round and progress back up the ladder to the next wrung.
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast 5K, Bethel Men’s Shelter, Canoli 5K
COT: Kids, 2.0, What are you living for?

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Truck Nuts

WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, Cherry Pickers. Windmills, etc.
THE THANG: We celebrated 3/26/25 by hitting every light pole with 3 burpees/26 SSH/25 Flutters.
We ended up at the benches for a 50/50/50 Dora. 50 Derkins/50 Irkins/ 50 Step Ups.
Jail Break back up the hill to COT with 10 merkins, 20 squats, 30 CDDs at every 5 light poles.

Jwow

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Catawba de Tour

Short mosey run
Warmup: SSH (12xI/C); windmills; Imperial Walkers; Low Slow Sqts; big arm circles; peter parkers; parker peters; plank stretches

–mosey Run–

Thang 1: Burpee relays, did 5 then 10, then 15
Thang 2: Mtn climber relays, did 20, then 25, then 30

–Short walk—

Thang 3: wall work
Wall sit,
Muscle ups, 10x
Wall tar jais in cadence
Thang 4: Fish Tracker: do transportation, then the exercise called.
Toy soldiers walk – called bobby hurley’s
Bear crawl – merkins
Lunge walk – smurf jacks

–mosey Run–

Thang 5: leg lift loop dora: Partner 1 runs loop, other does leg lifts (we held onto the fence) cumulative to a 100 leg lifts
–Run to shovel flag
Some Mary
COT

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Monkeying Around at the Snake Pit

WARMUP: SSH, Cpickers, MNC-w/ calf-raise, sit-out-Burpees

THE THANG:
Round-1: IC (6ct.): Squat-knees to press

Pyramid: RSwing, Am.Swing, Catch/Goblet, squat, Sqt-Thrust, (switch grip), Deadlift
– set for rep count… progress up to 5 & back

Shuffle over to Tire Station

Rnd-2: Monkey-King series on elevated tires (10 each exercise)
– alternating one arm, dead lift to chest
– Deep squat-2-arm front raise
– Alternating one arm snatch
– Alternating one arm, clean
– Eye of Sauron: explosive deep squat, (2-hand snatch)

Rnd-3: Dora – 1 pax rolls tire up hill… flips it back down … then swap
Other pax:
– 100 Goblet squat to Halo (alt. 1x-ct)
– 100 Deadman-to-Barbarian

MARY: 10 KB-BBSU

ANNOUNCEMENTS: QvQ, Luka-5k

COT: held… prayers for being present w families, job security… other stuff

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A little light math in the morning

WARMUP: imp walkers, hillbilly walkers, shoulder taps and Peter Parkers, all in cadence

10 count motivator
THE THANG:
Mosey to the last row of parking spaces
3 exercises per station – flutters, American hammers, Freddy mercuries

Stations are the first and last parking spot in each row

Rep count at each station is the sum of the digits of the 3-digit number in that parking spot

Mode of transport is run between stations in the same row, and bear crawl between rows
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: yup

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