Smoked the “Moderate”

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, Strawberry Pickers, and Broga
THE THANG:
Phase 1: Cheese Shredder
Phase 2: 7s= Plank Jacks & Big Boy Sit Ups
Phase 3: Four Corners = 10 reps each exercise
Corner 1: Seal Jacks, Bomb Jacks, and Squats
Corner 2: Shoulder Taps, Mountain Climbers, and Lunges
Corner 3: Merkins, Peter Parkers, and Dips
Corner 4: LBCS, Flutters, and Hello Dollies
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Get up stand up… Stand up for your rights

WARMUP: SSH x 24 IC, MNC x 24 IC, Windmills x 8 IC, Imp-Squat-Walkers x8 IC, Hillbilly Walkers x 24 IC

Plank Series (8 count holds once in position): Straight, Right, Left, Straight, So.Gentleman, No. Agressor
Finish w/ “John Hancocks”

THE THANG: Mosey to stairway & on up
24 dips on bench, 12 Irkins, 12 Dirkins
Down stairs, mosey to Picnic Tables, repeat 24/12/12

Over to Pavement track – Parnter Dora (1 moseys a lap/other exercises)
50 Plank-Jack Merkins
100 Am. Hammers
150 Get-up/Stand-ups
200 LBC’s
250 Gas Pumpers (where we cut it for Mary)
MARY: Hello Dolly x 24 IC, Heel Taps x 24 IC, Hello Rosalita x 24 IC, Freddy Mercury, Some other Bitcoin punishment I forgot
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Iron Pax, other stuff in newsletter
COT: Prayers for the recently departed (JCruise friend Tom) and being mindful/present when with family despite distractions

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Drive By Complaints

COP
Mosey with dynamic warmup 5 min

SANDOOM AMRAP 12 Minutes
10x
SB OH Strict Press
SB Good Morning/Dead Lifts
SB Back squat
SB Clean

At end of timer, grab SB and move to field for second set of work.

Moving Sandbag Iterations w/Static Moves Between
Bear Crawl SB Drag across field
One Shoulder Squat x 10 each side
Clean and Toss across field
SB OH Hold for the six
SB Lunges in front rack position across field
SB over the shoulder (OTS)
Bear Crawl w/SB on back

Boogie Nights is apparently the only person who can successfully bear crawl while balancing a sandbag on his back.

Walk back to COT w/SB on one shoulder, flapjack halfway
Mary
SB Sit Up
Flutter with SB Hold/Press
Seated SB Twists
Have a nice day 30 seconds

COT

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Spicy Prep Work for the Tortoise&Hare

WARMUP: Salutations and Disclaimer was shared. Mosey on to the back lock for some warm up movements:
10 Reps Each all done in Cadence
Morrocan Night Clubs
Over Head Claps
Wind Mills
Cherry Pickers (aka produce pickers)
Hillbilly Walkers
Imperial Walkers
Mosey to the track
THE THANG:
Track Work for Tabata
5 Pain Stations with 2 Exercises Each
45 Sec of Work followed by 15 Seconds of rest.
2 Sets Per Station then Move on to the next Station
After 4 sets 1 minute of plank work/Rest

Station 1 = Squats & Lunges
Station 2 = Shoulder Taps & Big Boys
Station 3 = Merican Hammers & Freddie Mercury
Station 4 = Plank & Milk the Cow
Station 5 = SSH & Moroccan Night Clubs

Mosey to Adjacent Lot for a series of wrap moves:
15 Reps each OJO x2 Sets
Box Cutters
Calf Raises
LBC’s
Dry Docks
SSH
Flutter Kicks
Mosey to COT
MARY:
With 1.5 minutes of work we performed 10 Heal Taps & 10 Leg Lifts
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fort Mill Care Center Lawn, Survey, Tortoise & Hare, 9/21 Sundae Ruck, Read your newsletter
COT: Always Stays in COT !!!:male_superhero:

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Keep Going

WARMUP: 100yds down the field: Toy Soldier x 20yds, Lunge Walk x 20yds, Duck Walk x 20yds, Right Shuffle x 20yds, Left Shuffle x 20yds
THE THANG: 1. Mosey the long way to pull up bars–come back for 6 OR LBCs–5 & dime (5 pull ups, 10 merkins);
2. Mosey the long way to ticket booth at stadium–pick up 6 OR LBCs;
3. Mosey up the hill to the road and back down to the field entrance, Bear Crawl back up the drive–pick up 6 OR Flutter;
4. Mosey to band lot–pick up 6 OR Flutter;
5. Up/Downs and sprint across the field x 4
6. 100yds down the field 20yds at a time x 4: Chosen from the following: Lunge Walk, Toy Solder, Bear Crawl, Duck Walk, Karaoke (right & left), NUR, Reverse Lunge Walk, Sprint 50 with 25 Merkins x 2, Frog Jump
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Rabbit and Turtle Training

8 men showed up at the park. Promise made, no roaming is the wet field. Warm-ups: SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Plank, PP, Merkins,PP, more merkins.
Next, stroll around the park. Partner 1 farmer carried sandbags, while Partner 2 ran to swing and back. Flapjack.
Finished at the amphitheatre. Next, wall sit, 1 – 4 Merkin – Arm raise combo, finished 10 -40.
Stroll around the park again, this time, one sandbag, alternate between shoulder carry and front carry. Finished at the amphitheatre.
Two additional sandbag carries around the amphitheatre, first partner one bear crawl while other partner bag carry. Second partner one lunge walk while other partner bag carry.
We finished with a cool down lap around the parking lot.
I was ready for a nap afterwards.

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Rabbit and Turtle Training

8 men showed up at the park. Promise made, no roaming is the wet field. Warm-ups: SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Plank, PP, Merkins,PP, more merkins.
Next, stroll around the park. Partner 1 farmer carried sandbags, while Partner 2 ran to swing and back. Flapjack.
Finished at the amphitheatre. Next, wall sit, 1 – 4 Merkin – Arm raise combo, finished 10 -40.
Stroll around the park again, this time, one sandbag, alternate between shoulder carry and front carry. Finished at the amphitheatre.
Two additional sandbag carries around the amphitheatre, first partner one bear crawl while other partner bag carry. Second partner one lunge walk while other partner bag carry.
We finished with a cool down lap around the parking lot.
I was ready for a nap afterwards.

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Five Card Draw

WARMUP: Abe Vigoda, alternating toe touch, Downward dog, Honeymooner, pigeon stretch,
THE THANG: Five card draw on the football field. All 4 corners were used. Each corner focused on a specific body part: arms, cardio, core, legs. Each deck had an Ace & a Royal.

Ace-100 reps
Royal-25 reps
Number- + 10

A “mixed tape” of classic hip-hop & rock was thrown in because it is the !!
MARY: NA
ANNOUNCEMENTS: This Saturday’s Adopt-a Highway trash pickup. Next Saturday’s Tortoise & the Hare event.
COT: Prayers for ‘s family, mental health, admins, teachers & students returning to school.

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Acceleration by Association

WARMUP: Yes, these are important

THE THANG: Stolen from Old Bay: https://f3thefort.com/2024/02/02/countdown-from-50-bear-crawls/
Although I think Big Boys are dumb, so we did flutters instead

Start on west side behind Lowes: 50 Merkins
Run (with short bear crawl) to east side – 45 squats
Run (with short bear crawl) back to west side – 40 LBCs
East side – 35 CCDs
West side – 30 Lunges
East side – 25 big boy sit-ups flutters
West side – 20 wide-arm merkins
East side – 15 bomb jacks
West side – 10 American Hammers
East side – 5 burpees

MARY: not really. We did do some mobility work at the Tesla Chargers.

NMM: Listen, the crew that showed up today outclassed me by miles on many levels. It was an honor to lead. I hope that by continuing to associate with men like these PAX, I can become a better version of myself. Keep posting!

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Don’t let the old man in

WARMUP: static and dynamic stretching
THE THANG: mosey to back parking lot 10/15/20 merkin/squats/abs 3 sets
Mosey to back of school wall sits while pax moves across the line with lunge walk and broad jumps
11s jump squats and shoulder taps
Dips, incline merkins
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter needs help this Thursday.
Stuff the bus Saturday.
COT: around the pax for prayer request

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