10 pax didn’t oversleep

WARMUP: The usual suspects. SSH, Imperial Walkers, Oyster Pickers, short mosey.
THE THANG:
Around the circle 5 squats/5 swings/5 curls rotate to right using another bell. 10 rounds.

11 of Derkins on Bell/One arm press

Partner bell carry run up/back/up

KB Ring of Pain with 7 stations.
Complete station-KB bear crawl to center – One ManMaker. Second station 2 ManMakers, etc…

UHaul AMRAP to close it out.

MARY: She was missed.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Be the change.
COT: COT.

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Tour De Land Holdings

WARMUP: Mosey to the Police Lot for various exercises I/C
THE THANG: Mosey to the US flag at veterans park for the pledge.

Move to the lot formerly known as Footloose
Exercises & different modes of transport between lines

Line 1 – merkins
Bearcrawls
Line 2 – shoulder taps
Bearcrawls
Line 3 – squats
lunge walks
Line 4 – burpees
Turnaround
Line 4 – squats
Lunge walk
Line 5 – hand-release merkins
bearcrawl
Line 6 – sumos
bearcrawl
Line 7 – diamond merkins
Recover

Mosey to top of Monroe White parking lot for partner DORA
50 – squats
100 – burpees
150 – double count flutters

Mosey to the park for 1/2 wall work
Step ups – 20 OYO
Incline Merkins I/C
Dips I/C

Mosey past the millstone (birthplace of Spitz)
Up the hill to the Pike Energy lot
Five burpees OYO – just because
should taps
Makthar Ndiaje's (for Barry & Jekyll)
Jiffy called ab exercises while the 6 rolled in

On to the Police lot for more fun
burpees
lunges
squats

Mosey to COT

MARY: Geometry class – protractor at various angles with rosalitas and hello dollys mixed in

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Always – but read your newsletter

COT: Is the 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, JWOW. Always an honor to lead. 👁️

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Tour De Land Holdings

WARMUP: Mosey to the Police Lot for various exercises I/C
THE THANG: Mosey to the US flag at veterans park for the pledge.

Move to the lot formerly known as Footloose
Exercises & different modes of transport between lines

Line 1 – merkins
Bearcrawls
Line 2 – shoulder taps
Bearcrawls
Line 3 – squats
lunge walks
Line 4 – burpees
Turnaround
Line 4 – squats
Lunge walk
Line 5 – hand-release merkins
bearcrawl
Line 6 – sumos
bearcrawl
Line 7 – diamond merkins
Recover

Mosey to top of Monroe White parking lot for partner DORA
50 – squats
100 – burpees
150 – double count flutters

Mosey to the park for 1/2 wall work
Step ups – 20 OYO
Incline Merkins I/C
Dips I/C

Mosey past the millstone (birthplace of Spitz)
Up the hill to the Pike Energy lot
Five burpees OYO – just because
should taps
Makthar Ndiaje's (for Barry & Jekyll)
Jiffy called ab exercises while the 6 rolled in

On to the Police lot for more fun
burpees
lunges
squats

Mosey to COT

MARY: Geometry class – protractor at various angles with rosalitas and hello dollys mixed in

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Always – but read your newsletter

COT: Is the 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, JWOW. Always an honor to lead. 👁️

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Hello Newman

I. The Warm-O-Rama (The Tip-Off)
• The Mosey: A light 5-minute jog around the AO (Area of Operation) to get the blood flowing.
• Side-Straddle Hops: 20 reps in cadence (IC).
• Imperial Walkers: 15 reps IC (keep it slow to stretch the hip flexors).
• Windmills: 10 reps IC.
• Rebound Jumps: 30 seconds of small, rhythmic hops (stay on the balls of your feet).
II. The Thang: “The Road to the Final Four”
This is a four-station circuit. Spend 4 minutes at each station. If the group is large, split into four teams and rotate.
Station 1: The Round of 64 (High Reps, Low Impact)
• 64 Mountain Climbers (Single count): Focus on form, not speed.
• 64 Air Squats: Steady pace. Keep the chest up like you’re boxing out for a rebound.
Station 2: The Sweet 16 (The Core)
• 16 Big Boy Sit-ups: Slow and controlled.
• 16 Box Jumps (or Step-ups): Use a curb or bench. Step-ups are the preferred moderate modification here.
• Repeat until time is called.
Station 3: The Elite 8 (Upper Body)
• 8 Merkins (Push-ups): Quality over quantity.
• 8 Carolina Dry Docks: Great for the shoulders.
• 8 Werkins (Wide-arm push-ups):
• Repeat until time is called.
Station 4: The Full Court Press (Cardio)
• The Suicides: Run 10 yards and back, 20 yards and back, 30 yards and back.
• The Modification: Perform this at a 60% “recovery” pace rather than a sprint.
III. The “Buzzer Beater” (Finisher)
The “Bobby Hurley.” On the Q’s command, everyone “slaps the floor” (squats down to touch the ground) and jumps up for a jump shot.
• Perform 15 reps total.

Go through gauntlet again as a group

Beat crawls
Crawl bears
Burpees

Mary

Announcements
Bethel
Cannoli Run
NCAA Lunch
Newsletter

Prayers
Health
Family
Comeback kids

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Knock out for fun

WARMUP:
– Moroccan nightclub
– Imperial walker
– Cherri pickers
– Windmill
THE THANG:
– street light ladder x stations
– Reps 5, 10, 15, 10
– Station 1
– side straddle hop
– Squats
– Lunges
– station 2
– merkins
– Plank jacks
– Shoulder taps
– station 3
– mountain climbers
– Big boy sit-ups
– American hammer
– station 4
– box cutters
– Flutter kicks
– Leg raises
– 10 minutes of knockout
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read the newsletter
– April tortoise and hare
– May 12 hr ruck
– cannoli run
COT:

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Rhythm Is Going To Get You

WARMUP: Stretch lab, mosey around road pilons to the tune of Rocky’s Gonna Fly Now, People’s Chair with a burpee count, Plank Jacks & SSH
THE THANG: 4 Corner Draw-each corner of the parking lot equipped with decks if F3 cards each focusing on Cardio, Core, Legs, Upper. Spotify soundtrack of F3’s “300 Great Workout Songs”.
MARY: 2 minute Core work to cap off F1.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannolli Run, Jaeger
COT: Prayers for loved ones’ illnesses.

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Good Morning Respectables!

WARMUP
Disclaimer and some static stretches at the flag.

THE THANG:
Take a lap around the parking lot and stop at the front of school for COP. All in Cadence:
SSH x 20, windmill x 10, Mountain climber x 15, Low slow squat x 15, cherry picker x 10
Form two lines about 5 yards and face each other. Bear crawl in cadence (4 steps four steps forward/four steps back) x 5
Freddie Mercury x 15, LBC x 15
Back into formation, 5 yards apart. Crabwalk in cadence (4 steps forward/four steps back) x 5
Finish with 10 flying squirrels in cadence

Form a straight line and lunge walk the parking lot spaces, do 5 squats at every other line. Return to start with a bearcrawl and 3 merkins at every other line.

Indian Run 2 laps around the parking lot.

Circle up for <@UJGS2BBQD> modifed (7 reps) killer hip routine

MARY:
Rosalita x 15, Pretzel crunch x 15, Hello Dolly x 15, American Hammer x 15, Box cutter x 10, Superman hold x 3

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Dam to Dam race this weekend

COT:
Prayers for <@U790WHUKC>’s wife with health issues/job change, traveling mercies for students traveling, and those traveling to and running the Dam to Dam race in the rain.
After a week of illness, it was great to be back with my F3 brothers this morning – all respectables! Well done, gentlemen!

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