Block Party Pickup

WARMUP: Jog over to short wall for some of the basic opening warmup exercises, including: SSH, Hillbillies, Imperials, Windmills and Step-ups
THE THANG: Over the years, I've gotten a little complacent when it comes to Qing a workout. Frankly, I've lost sight of the true honor and responsibility it represents and therefore, the leadership respect it should be treated with. As I perform both a self-assessment and others-assessment, I see I am not the only one. I'm guilty and, I'm not here to judge. I am here to say, come with me as we step into a new space where we treat this unique opportunity the way it should be treated. On a given morning, you have the opportunity to lead 1-10+ other men who woke up in the 4 o'clock hour to spend 45+mins with you and challenge themselves a little or hopefully, a lot, as they pursue acceleration. Why would I ever treat that opportunity with anything less than the respect it deserves? That would be a slap in the face to F3 Nation and to every man who shows up in that parking lot.
A member of my Shieldlock asked if one of us could sub in as Mammon was pulling him DR. Without regard to my calendar (any number of things on there would have said to not take the Q), I said yes, put me in coach. Mind you, I'm coming off just completing a modified MURPH consisting of core and leg exercises due to my shoulders not cooperating. As I sit at my kids' swim meet last night, I was thinking about my Q the following morning (today) and figured I had done this enough times, I'd be fine winging it. After all, just run around, do some squats, maybe a few hills and mary, then boom, 0600 and we're back at COT. That's all, right?
WRONG…I wasn't going to disrespect the PAX or F3 Nation that way. Knowing I couldn't call any exercises involving my shoulders, I got to come up with a plan, quickly. So I set the alarm 25mins earlier so that I could write down the Weinke because if I don't write down notes, it'll be garbage. There it is, a little discipline to ensure that my fellow PAX were treated with a proper workout and hopefully, they found it to be as much. So, after the warmup, here was the rest:
Run up Main St to the newish community parking lot
Side lunge from one end to to the other then side lunge it back
Modified Capt Thor: 1 BBSU : 4 Flutters I/C (We performed up to 5 BBSU & 20 Flutters I/C)
Run to the end of the horseshoe drive at First Presbyterian Church
PAX performs squats while 2 PAX at a time run up and around to the other end of the horseshoe. Complete this until all PAX make their way to the other end.
Now, in the same fashion, PAX performs calf raises while 2 PAX run back to the start.
Upon completion, PAX run to the oh-so-smooth parking lot of First Baptist (I know, another Church…crazy)
Lunge walk to the end of the parking lot and complete 25 LBC's at each light pole on the left side.
Upon completion, complete another round and a half of the modified Capt Thor.
Run it all the way back to COT.
I love you too much to wing it.
MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: 5th Core Principle

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Failure will bring future success

Sometimes you have a plan and it fails miserably. This morning I loaded a cart with sandbags, kettlebells , and other heavy objects, over 320 pounds. I thought the weight would have enough resistance to challenge the person pulling it. Unfortunately, it was only challenging pulling uphill. Not a total failure, the cart held the weight it advertised as its capacity.
We ventured around the carpool path stopping for three exercises. Bent-over rows, curls, shoulder press, Simbas, flutters with press, over shoulder toss, man-makers are some of the exercises we did this morning.
I will retry this cart at a future Q and get it right.

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A Modified Miracle Mile Maelstrom of Muscular Misery

WARMUP: we don't need no stinkin warmup
THE THANG:
This workout is based on the Miracle Mile routine.

Base exercises at each station:
Big Boys
Merkins
Burpees
Monkey Humpers

1st station – amphitheater – 1 rep each
2nd station – White/Ardrey – 2 reps each
3rd station – playground – 3 reps each
4th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 4 reps each
5th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each
6th station – restrooms – 6 reps each
7th station – amphitheater – 7 reps each, plus wall sits/bomb jacks
8th station – White/Ardrey – 8 reps each, plus 25 shoulder presses
9th station – playground – 9 reps each, plus 25 dips
10th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 8 reps each (audible – begin reverse Fibonacci countdown), plus 25 gas humpers
11th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each, plus 25 overhead claps

Mosey to Calhoun gazebo
Group 1 – bear crawl or lunge to tractor in the parking lot, Nur back to start
Group 2 – Curb Alperts AMRAP
Groups switch places

Next round – shoulder taps AMRAP

Next round – dips AMRAP

Mosey to 12th station – restrooms – 3 reps each

Return to COT – some did 2 reps and 1 rep to close it out. The rest of us had enough at that point (who made up this workout, anyway?)

MARY: throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, trash pick-up, and a July 4 convergence teaser
COT: prayers for family health, and a praise for family health as well, parental care, patience in marriage

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AMRAP Board of Pain


WARMUP:
SSH, Moroccan Night Club, Windmill, Strawberry Pickers, Merkins
THE THANG: AMRAP 15 Reps each exercise for 30 minutes flowed by a lap. Kettlebell Swings, Thrusters, Dips, Derkins, LBC'S w/KB.

MARY: All core exercises for 3 minutes.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter
COT: Prayer and Praises.

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No Rain at the Moment

WARMUP: Maybe
THE THANG: out and back – Munn to Harris to Sam Smith. 4 miles with plenty of Ruck options
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash Pick up/ Bethel Men’s/ Christmas party
COT: Prayers and Praises from each pax ( health, marriages, patience, Recovery, Healing, Transition for College kids, employment and blessings.

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Dora the Sore-a

WARMUP: SSH Imperial Walker Hillbilly Walker Moroccan Nightclub Cherry Picker Hamstring Stetch Quad Stretch
THE THANG: Dora style: 100 swings 100 curls 100 merkins with a hill run, 150 bent over rows 150 kb squats 150 shoulder press with a hill run. Farmer carry laps.
MARY: rotating fashion
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph on Memorial Day
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Blast the burpees

WARMUP: Side Straddle Hops, Squats, hillbilly walker,Peter Parker, Up Dog, Down Dog, Walk the Dogs
THE THANG:
Run to pond side (lpl fin) towards speed limit(25) symbol

Do 10 reps of first exercise, run down hill (Lpl parking)for 2 burpees, run back up hill.
Repeat the pattern until last exercise has 20 burpees at the bottom of the hill.

  1. Donkey kicks / 2 burpees
  2. Big Boys / 4 burpees
  3. Bomb Jacks / 6 burpees
  4. Merkins / 8 burpees
  5. LBCs / 10 burpees
  6. Jump Squats / 12 burpees
  7. Shoulder Taps / 14 burpees
  8. Apolo Ohno / 16 burpees
  9. Calf Raises / 18 burpees
  10. Overhead claps / 20 burpes

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Family health issues, kids, parents, teachers finishing school; anniversaries; sons going into harm's way to help others; PAX health both mental and physical; and more.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

Blessings
-Spike(Madhan)

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Smokin Kettlebell Beatdown

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 15 IC
Imperial Walkers- 20 IC
Mosey around parking lot

The Thang:
1. Ladder
Start at 5 reps, add +5 each round until 20, then work back down.
Exercises:
KB Swings
Goblet Squats
KB Rows (each arm)

Ladder format: 5-10-15-20-15-10-5

2. Grinder (3 Rounds)
5 Man Makers
10 KB Chest Press
15 KB Deadlifts
20 KB American Hammers (with KB, 2-count = 1)

Round 1 MOT: Bear Crawl w/o KB
Round 2 MOT: Lunges w/ KB
Round 3 MOT: Farmer's Carry Above Head w/ KB

3. EMOM style:
Every minute on the minute for 10 minutes:
Odd minutes: 12 KB Curls
Even minutes: 12 KB Triceps

4. Finisher: Partner Carry
Partner A: Farmers Carry with both KBs if available, or 1 KB switching hands every 30s.
Never put it down until time is called.
Partner B: Burpees

Announcements: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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