No Shower Curtain, No Problem

WARMUP:

SSH x 25

THE THANG:

Mosey around lot mixing in Low Slow Squat, Merkin and Flutter

Mosey to benches near hill and complete 2 rounds of step ups, dips, derkins.

Grab a coupon from nearby rock storage facility.
Move towards hill.

10 curls at top, shuffle to bottom, 10 burpees at bottom, shuffle to top, 10 OH Press at top. Shuffle back to bottom, Lunge Indian Walk back up the hill.

Carry coupons back to storage.

Wall Squat count to 10 waterfall
Balls to wall count to 10 waterfall
Mosey to Pullup Bars

Farmers Only lead
2 rounds of:

Max pull ups
Duck walk to corner 1 – Diamond Merkins
Lunge Walk to corner 2 – Big Boy Situps

Mosey back to hill. Run down and Cubbie led exercise at bottom. Run to top and Escargot led exercise at top.

Mosey back to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaeger 7/27, Stuff the Bus
COT: Went around and shared Prayers/Praises

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The Loop of Pain

WARMUP: none

THE THANG: Hot zone (starting point) 20 Jump squats, 15 Merkins, 10 Peter Parker’s, 5Burpees and Run 1/4 mile loop. Pain station Large fire :fire: truck tire and flip three times. Run 1/4 mile to next pain station and Bear crawl between cones ending with 5 Merkins. Total of 75ft with 25 Merkins. Run 1/4 mile back to hot zone and repeat process.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: none

COT: multiple prayer requests

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WARMUP: ssh, Peter Parker’s, shoulder taps, Parker Peter, monkey humpers, 5 burpees, ran to the picnic tables for dips and derkins
THE THANG: on the dam rd. Entrance, ran up the hill and did an exercise at each street light – 10 merkins, count increased by 2 at each light, ran back to start; then 10 squats, count increased by 5 at each light; then 10 lbcs, count increased by 10 at each light, then 10 mike tysons, increments of 2, monkey humpers, increments of 5, American hammers, increments of 10
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 1776, csaups
COT: yup

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Pain Train: Mike Tyson / Burpee Hill Edition

Warm Up:

– Imperial Walkers
– Moroccan Night Clubs
– Overhead Claps
– Raise the Roof

The Thing:

1. First Round:
– Mosey to the front of the school
– 5 Burpees
– 15 Carolina Dry Docks (CDD)
– 30 Straight Leg Feet-Together Squats

– Mosey to the bottom of the hill
– 20 Mike Tysons

– Mosey back to the start, circling around

1. Second Round:
– Rinse and repeat the first round

1. Third Round:
– 5 Burpees
– 15 CDD
– 30 Straight Leg Feet-Together Squats

– Mosey to the bottom of the hill
– 20 Mike Tysons
– 5 Kraken Burpees

– NUR to the top of the hill, then mosey back to the start, circling around

1. Fourth Round:
– 5 Burpees
– 15 CDD
– 30 Straight Leg Feet-Together Squats

– Mosey to the bottom of the hill
– 20 Mike Tysons
– 5 Kraken Burpees

– Basketball side shuffle to the top of the hill
– Walk to the light post, then Lt. Dan to the next light post

– Burpee broad jump from one light post to the light post lighting up the practice field

– Slosey back to COT

Mary:

– On your 6, in cadence:
– 10 Big Boy Sit-ups
– 10 Worst Worst LBCs

Announcements:

– The Sweaty Barry
– Jaeger
– Tortoise and the Hare
– Sign-ups for the Dam to Dam are about 60 days away

Prayers & Praises:

– Mental health
– Physical health and illness
– New opportunities
– Travel
– Soon-to-be new member of a family and the M carrying that child

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50

WARMUP: mosey to the football stadium – exercises with burpees in between.

THE THANG: on the hill – 50’s
50 merkins buy in
Run to 3rd light – 10 squats
Return to bottom – 40 merkins
Run to 3rd light – 20 squats
Return to bottom – 30 merkins
Run to 3rd light – 30 squats
Return to bottom – 20 merkins
Run to 3rd light – 40 squats
Return to bottom – 10 merkins

Run to top of hill – mosey to Citi lot off campus

6’s and 13’s – 6 rounds of 6 burpees and 14 squats. Modified burpees to Diamond merkins after 3 rounds.

Return to campus benches at the gym for Bulgarian split squats and five burpees and continue to COT.

MARY: not enough time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, Warning Track.

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Colosseum 6-18-24

Warmup:
SSH
Imperial Walkers
hillbilly Walkers
Tappy Taps
Planks

Workout:
Light Jog
Wall sits while a PAX does an inchworm to curb and back
At the track, do exercise then run a lap
– 12 o clock – 50 squats
– 3 o clock – 50 merkins
– 6 o clock – 50 dips
– 9 o clock – 50 mountain climbers
The Grinder at the entrance to GHMS
– Partner Up: Partner 1 do a bear crawl up to the next light
– Partner 2: run to the next light and come back to get your partner and run back to the light
– Switch – Partner 2 does Bear crawl, Partner 1 runs
– When Partner 1 starts again, do Crab Walk. Switch back to Bear Crawl at next cycle.
COT

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Turd Burglar

WARMUP: Windmill, IW, HW, MNC
THE THANG:
4 quarter-mile laps around the parking lot for a total of 1 mile. Stopped every quarter of a lap and did 10 reps of one exercise Burpees, Squats, Merkins, Big Boys x 4 for a total of 40 of each throughout the mile.

Partner Dora
Timer: One pax runs ~ 300 yards while the other pax does reps of an exercise.

50 – Step Up Burpees
100 – Squats
100 – Merkins
100 – SSH
100 – Plank Jacks
100 – LBCs
100 – Derkins
MARY: Flutter Kicks , Freddie Mercury,
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Batman said read your Newsletter
COT: Closed us out in prayer.

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“Rain or Shine: Conquer the Workout Grind!”

Pulled up and it was raining, but that didn’t deter the PAX from posting!

Warm-up:
– Chain Breakers
– Imperial Walkers
– Windmills

Mosey: Under the breezeway to keep the PAX nice and dry.

The Thing:

1st Round:
1. 10 Dips
2. 10 Irkens (Incline Merkins)
3. 10 Derkins (Decline Merkins)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey to the farthest cone to the right:
– 10 Mike Tysons
– 20 Big Boys
– 10 Squats on your tiptoes
– On the way back: 5 Kraken Burpees at the middle cone.

2nd Round:
1. Bulgarian Squats (10 each leg)
2. 3 Body Builders (Burpee with a plank jack)
3. 10 Fox Holes (WW2 sit-ups, straight leg roll over, and do a Merkin)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey straight to the middle cone:
– Bear crawl to the cone on the track and back.
– 15 Narrow Squats (feet together)
– 20 Dying Cockroaches
– On the way back: 5 Kraken Burpees at the middle cone.

3rd Round:
1. 10 Dips at the bench
2. 10 Irkens (Incline Merkins)
3. 10 Derkins (Decline Merkins)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey to the cone to the left:
– Run to the dock: 5 Muscle Ups (knee destroyer)
– 15 Carolina Dry Docks
– 10 Lt. Dan’s
– On the way back: 5 Kraken Burpees at the middle cone.

Made these pax get out and get on there six in the parking lot to get wet we did LBC’s and Superman to pull the ripcord. So much for staying dry.

4th Round:
1. Bulgarian Squats (10 each leg)
2. 3 Body Builders (Burpee with a plank jack)
3. 10 Fox Holes (WW2 sit-ups, straight leg roll over, and do a Merkin)
– Mosey to the breezeway: 5 Kraken Burpees at the cone.
– Mosey to the farthest cone to the right:
– 10 Mike Tysons
– 20 Big Boys
– 10 Squats on your tiptoes

Time was up, so we ran back to COT.

Announcements, Prayers, and Praises:

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Shoulder exhaustion-complete

WARMUP: Mosey-warm-up 51 SSH
THE THANG: Max shoulder reps 2:00 x2 each Merkins, Dips, CDD, Heels to heaven-

ending with 50 yard sprints-NUR 50 and repeat x4
MARY: out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 3 events this summer
COT: mental health. alcoholism and I shared people usually do the opposite of what they need to, when depressed, they usually withdraw and isolate. They need connection with fellows.

multiple messages-

1.Listen with the intent to understand not to respond!

2.also be careful what you think about? what consumes your mind rules your life!

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Say it your birthday ?

WARMUP: Did hand full of exercises and then moseyed
Hit the benches and did some dips, step ups, other stuff
Did some shuffling, karaoke and jogging
THE THANG:
Down on football field
10 exercises
Crawl bear 10 yards do 10 reps of exercise
Rinse and Repeat every 10 yard to 40yd line
Move to next exercise and do the same
It was awful and crowd pleasing
MARY: wrap up fin 3 exercises in COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read Newsletter and say Happy Birthday Barkley
COT: thank you for the opportunity to provide some suck in your life
Good Afternoon Sir!

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