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Whats the point of this

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Sometimes I wonder if a ‘backblast’ is important. Yes, I can here the admins now screaming their doctoral rhetoric at their phone screens. ‘Its for new guys to get ideas’, ‘Its to share with people that weren’t there’, ‘Its to get our name plugged into the all powerful algorithm and track our stats.’

I kinda think its BS. When F3 started we didn’t have any of this crap. Not to say change is bad (or good), but to say are we missing the point. F3 isn’t about any of the things we are told to use a backblast for. That’s one of the things I always loved about Indian Land, the fact you wont find any record of it anywhere. But we, and you know who we are, what we were about, and the legend was born.

I suggest this. If you are gonna right a backblast, tell me something I cant find on YouTube. If I need a workout, that’s easy to find. I want the meat. What was your challenge, mentally. Who did you push. Did the PAX overcome. Did you grow as a leader.

Are you forging your legacy?

If you want to know what we do at my workouts, then show up. Otherwise just know we will be there sharpening our steel. Ill call impossible tasks not for the physical work, but to test your mind and fortitude. And just know I WILL be right there with you. Good or Bad, BC is here to stay.

I’m sure Ill get kicked out of F3 for these statements

#MILGA rising

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No lube needed

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So here’s the thing, I missed a few guys. Not bc I don’t appreciate my fans, but bc I was having oxygen issues in the brain and the video evidence was maliciously destroyed.

The 4 headed monster(ish) was fantastic and went as follows

Birdcage- 5 minute run for a warm up
LTrain- bear crawls, lunges, merkins, lbc, squats, running
Cohiba- Step ups, derkins, irkins, crab walks, more running
Fogerty- burpees, bear crawl, diamond merkins, uphill, more running
Liberty Biberty- wall sits, and running, and more running

Here’s the deal, we are accelerating. We are taking the first step TODAY. I couldn’t be any happier to be taking over #Bushpit. I have ideas, you want more, I will give the people what they want. Today is a new day for me, and you, and the Wood. Show to know what I got in store for next week. #MILGA

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Trench Warfare

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WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, imperial walker
hip thrust, low slow squat, 1min high plank, spider man stretches

THE THANG:
Pain stations – complete 2 circuits; EMOM: 50s each station, 10s transition

1. Mosey
2. Merkin – hands on bench
3. SSH
4. goblet squat 50’db or 30’db
5. DB curls – 20’dbs
6. KB swings – 40lb
7. Sandbag clean and press (40 or 60)
8. Farmer carry 30s and back – 72lb kb “Sunny Delight”

Field work:
5 REPS 3 Reps:
Start at goal line and Low crawl to 10, bear crawl to 30, Sprint through opposite end zone.
20 SSH and breather until all pax finish
Mosey back to opposite goal line and repeat

Mosey back to base of the hill –
Pax split in two groups roughly based on similar weight. Race up the hill (Sprint)

MARY:
EMOM 5 reps Humane burpee
(5 hip thrusts, 5 push-up, 5 goblet squat)
Winner of the sprint does first set as 10 burpees We were too gassed and forgot to give the winners their reward

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: yes

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Light poles with motion sensors…AJ fancy

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WARMUP: Disclaimer
Mosey around entrance, circle up for
15 SSH IC
10 LSS IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga

THE THANG:
Moseyed down to the yellow striped triangle, at the entrance to school and driveway down to football field.
Had a board of pain their with exercises. PAX were to perform one exercise, run to light pole and perform one burpee, then return and do second listed exercise. Then run the 2nd light pole and do 2 burpees. Continue on down the list, finally doing 9 burpees at the 9th light pole.
Exercises were:
1. 10 Bomb Jax
2. 20 Diamond Merkins
3. 30 Wide Arm Merkins
4. 40 Squats
5. 50 LBCs
6. 40 Reverse Lunges
7. 30 American Hammers
8. 20 Merkins
9. 10 CDDs

After completing the list, we began moving back up the list, with decreasing burpees.

MARY: Flutters, Freddie Mercury, Protractor

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Announced
COT: Stays in COT

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Lazarus – Rising In The Rain

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WARMUP: Not so much, we just got moving.
THE THANG: The destination was the Red Ventures parking deck. We made our way with a few stops along the way.
Run a bit: Merkins, Mountain Climbers, Carolina Dry Docks
Run a bit more: LBC’s, American Hammers, Flutter Kicks
Run a bit more: Squats, Jump Squats, Monkey Humpers
Arrive at the bottom of the far parking deck.
Collect your thoughts and now run the ramps to the top of the deck.
Grab a partner and Partner Push the long stretch of the deck. Bear Crawl the short distance, Flapjack the Partner Push then Bear Crawl again.
Repeat this evolution.
Run down the stairs: Jump Squats & American Hammers
Run up the stairs: Merkins & Dips
Run down the stairs and collect your thoughts again.
Run back to COT with a few stops along the way for exercises and regrouping.
MARY: See above.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: You know the ones.
COT: 5th Core Principle

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BushHolePit. Best if used on or before 08/13/25.

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17 men, 3 Ruckers and 14 of The Ungovernable, came to BushHolePit to celebrate National Left-Handers Day. Or just to workout. Whichever.

WARMUP:
Like we needed it warmer out there. But we did do a little moseying, windmills, mountain climbers, etc.
THE THANG:
We went the long way around the school (is there a short way?) stopping for some things along the way. Some Dora, some bear crawls, dips, step-ups, muscle ups, etc. You know what we DIDN’T stop for? Pull-ups? Why? Because the AO got all bougie and walled them off from us peasants. Oh well. I would elaborate on this mornings festivities, but I made no weinke and I am not smart enough to recall all the things.

All you need to know is Birdcage was there and you probably weren’t, so you missed out. Seriously, the guy is hilarious. Love him.

Ok, back to life.
MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Sandbag Racing

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WARMUP: ssh, burpees, low slow squat, windmill
THE THANG:
PAX divide into 2 teams with a 60lb sandbag each team. Mosey to football field.

Race #1: PAX do 5 merkins every 10 yards. One PAX does sandbag throw for 10 yards, rotate PAX throwing. At endzone, each time run 1 lap with the bag back to endzone. Coming back down the field, 5 squats every 10 yards with reverse overhead bag throws.

Race #2: Bear crawl with one pax dragging the bag. Rotate as needed. Run 1 lap. Crawl bear coming back with bag.

Race #3: walking lunge going down the field. Run a lap with bag. Nur coming back with reverse bag drag.

MARY: briefly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: yes

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Candyman’s Pain

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WARMUP:

– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Grass-pickers
– Plank to Down Dog, calf stretch’s to Sunrise

THE THANG:

– Mosey to circle with KB

What it is – 50 reps, KB run up the hill, 50 reps, KB run down the hill, move to next set

– 50/50 Calf Raises
– 50/50 KB Merkins (25 L/R)
– 50/50 KB Romanian Deadlifts
– 50/50 Curls
– 50/50 Goblet Squats
– 50/50 LBC’s with KB, arms extended
– 50/50 Tricep Extensions

700 Reps completed

– Mosey to stadium entrance

– KB Bear Crawls back to COT

MARY: 10 Heel touches, didn’t have time for 10 Heels to heaven with crunch and 10 Hello Dolly’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read you newsletters
COT: It is was it is… Prayers for new families and families out there going through tough times with health and more.

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NO miles/NO smiles

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Disclaimer and since we had a FNG went over the 5 core principles.
Always free
Open to all men
Outdoors rain or shine
Peer led in rotating fashion
Ends in COT

Also discussed modifications and since I am nursing a hamstring injury we wouldn’t be doing much running, was that a good thing or bad thing- leave that up to the Pax to decide

WARMUP:

Slowsey over to next parking lot where we did the warmup!

Windmills/IW/HW
Moroccan night clubs/arm circles/OH claps/Michael Phelps

Plank/Merkin/updog/Downdog/parker peters/peter Parkers

THE THANG:

Explained first activity

Death by/ 30 first 3 rounds, then 1 min

Merkins by 3s
Add three every round
Most got to round 7, Rosie got to round 8

Run to chairs for a Jack Webb
Dips x4
Oh presses x1

Mosey over to Hill for a DORA
100 diamond merkins
200 LBC
300 shoulder taps
MOT Bear crawl up hill, run back

Ran out of time during round 3 so headed back to COT!

MARY: nah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, care center, newslettery stuff
COT: always

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