Reminisce about the “Pain”theon

I haven’t been to one of my old favorite AOs in WAY to long.  We start to get spoiled with so many great  F3 options that it gets easy to stay close to home. I love Funhouse’s idea of Ass Kickin’ April and getting out to 30 different AOs during the month.  I challenge each of you to answer the call and post to a different AO and meet some new PAX once every few weeks!

So when I was asked to Q again at the Pantheon I answered the call.  I started DMing some of the Lake Wylie guys to see if they wanted to come with me and we had several show up this morning too!  I was quite surprised to see 24 PAX there at 5:15…. two were FNGs EH’d by Bones and two were 2.0s that Uber brought with him.  The FNGs were named “Grout” and “Safe Word”, respectively.  ALL of them did great on a challenging workout today.  Sorry to the 6 men that were cut out of the video Namorama.  I recalled 3 from my terrible memory, but 3 have been left off the tags…comment below and I’ll add you.

The Thang

Long disclaimer with new FNGs

Dynamic Warmup Lap

COP with SSHs – Imperial Walkers – CDDs – LS Squats – Merkins – Windmills – Mountain Climbers

I pulled some of my old favorite Weinkes from the Pantheon and put them together.

Evolution #1

Took two lanterns with me and we moseyed to the graded hill on the NE corner. Love that hill area and we did “8s” (because 7s is too hard of math for me it seems..)

Bottom of Hill 1 Bomb Jack

Top 7 Merkins

up and down the hill switching until you hit 7 Bomb jacks and 1 merkin

Evolution #2

I celebrated my one year anniversary back in 2016 at the Pantheon as Q.  I pulled out this terrible idea and we did it again.

Burpee Celebration

I counted in year 1 that I went to 147 workouts that year.  We would do the following.

17 burpees to start

Complete a lap in the parking lot

10 burpees at the start until we completed 13 laps. (10 x 13 = 130) + 17 = 147 burpees

With only 25 minutes of time that was a little ambitious.  Many finished 9 laps.  Some +/- 1 lap…

6am back to COT

Got to name our FNGs, Todd and Jason…both did great today.  Todd went first, said something about having a safe word after a pineapples reference that came from living in Hawaii…that was it for him…

Jason does sales somehow related to tile splash or tiles…Grout stuck!

Announcements – Prayers and time to go!

Thanks Bear Grylls and Fish Sticks for having me come out and share.  I really enjoyed being a part of the Pillars of Pantheon series as well!  Great idea and addition.

An Honor to Lead,

Royale

 

 

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MOON-SHOT

Eight men posted at the Ranch for a moon landing anniversary themed work out. Weather was humid at 79 degrees.  A nearly full moon was visible, but mostly obscured by clouds.

Warm up
Mosey Run
SSH (IC 12x) <<Twelve reps: Twelve men have walked on the moon.
Windmill (IC 12x)
Imperial Walker (IC 12x)
Moroccan Nightclub (IC 12x)
Low Slow Squats (IC12x)
Peter Parker (IC 12x)
Plank stretches
Downward dog / Honeymooner

Apollo Elevens
250’ length of hill
Start at the bottom with one Bobby Hurley
Go up to flag pole and do ten Merkins

Saturn V Bear Crawl
Bear crawl, Indian run style for 360’ <<the height of the Saturn V rocket
Rocket has four stages; thus each PAX got through 4 iterations of the indian-run bear crawl.

Lunar Orbit
AKA Global Warming
Circle up, Side shuffle around in tree-hugger pose
Exercises called: burpees, diamond merkins, Monkey humpers, smurf jacks, CDD, standing lunges,

EAGLE
Five light poles, about 100’ apart, run and do exercises at each light pole:
E = E2K: elbow to knees [2nd loop: Imperial walkers]
A = American Hammer [alternating shoulder taps]
G = Gas Pumpers [Gorilla Humpers]
L = LBCs [Lunge, Leg Lifts]
E= Elbow Plank [Flutters]
Repeat loop

Fini, COT

Remember the 50th anniversary of the moon landing on 7/20/19.   Truly an achievement for all mankind and significant blessing by God onto the United States.

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Big B, little b, what begins with B?

Buddies, Burpees, Bearcrawls, Bodybuilders, Booyah! Merkins and B.O.M.B.S. all start with that letter B, that’s what.

18 attended the Swamp today, half rucked, the other have joined YHC for a little schooling on the letter B.

I decided a couple weeks ago that I was going to work my way through the Exicon one letter at a time.  This was my 2nd Q since making that decision so the 8 unlucky PAX that got stuck with me and B today were thoroughly beat-down.

I gave the quick usual disclaimer an off we went.  I immediately heard grumbling about the speed so I slowed it down a bit and we did some karaoke’s and toy soldiers before circling up for a quick warm-up, which consisted of 9 Windmills and 15 Merkins (IC) followed by a couple 10 counts holding a 6″ plank.  A quick stretch and off to the 1st routine.

Routine 1:

Burpee, Bearcrawl, Booyah! Merkin…Chase

Buddy up and partner 1 does 5 burpees and then chases down his partner who is bearcrawling around the 2 roundabouts (about .25 miles).  Tags his partner and then they each do 5 Booyah! Merkins and switch/repeat until getting back to the starting point.  A real shoulder burner!

Routine 2:

For routine 2 we moseyed to the parking lot next to the fountain and did some B.O.M.B.S.  This is basically a DORA with more exercises and the suggestion to pick an exercise that matches each letter in BOMBS.

  • 50 Bodybuilders
  • 100 Overhead presses (with cinderblocks)
  • 150 Monkey Humpers
  • 200 Big-Boy sit-ups
  • 250 Smurf Jacks (suuuuuucked)

In typical DORA fashion, 1 partner does the exercise while the other (in this case) sprints to the 2nd island, bear crawls around the island, and then sprints back and picks up where his partner left off while his partner does the sprinting.

I think only  Cha-Ching, Duck Dynasty, and I finished, but that was probably because we were the odd group and we took the higher of the 2 reps.  I’m not sure if we would have made it otherwise since it came down to the last few seconds before heading back to CoP.

Everyone did awesome and pushed for the entire 45 minutes.

We made it back to CoP at exactly 6:00AM with the Ruckers about a minute behind.

Maximus announced a couple of new AO’s coming to Fort Mill, including a “Bruisers” workout for injured PAX, what a great idea.  As well as a bootcamp AO with a mandatory pre-run, sounds harsh!  In any case, not a lot of PAX spoke up with Prayers except for Maximus again so we prayed for family and everything that was on our hearts.

Thank you for the Q Cha-Ching it was a pleasure to lead these men today.  Nice work everyone!

Until next time,

-FLUX-

 

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Bringing the Pain to Crows Nest

Having never been to Crows Nest before, YHC arrived at 0445 to get the lay of the land. It gave me some time to get a few things setup and wait for the Pax to arrive. Temp was around 73.

Folks started arriving by 5:10 and we circled up ready for the challenge. Most in the Lake Wylie/Fort region know that I have been mostly running this year so there a few surprised faces to see me out a boot camp. Nevertheless, with no FNG’s present, a short disclaimer was given and off we went for a mosey to circle up.

Warm-Up (All IC)

10 X SSH
10 X IW
10 X WM
10 X Low Slow Squat
10 X Moroccan Night Clubs

Mosey back to the starting circle. The theme for the month is Salvation and we discussed the eternal meaning of it as well as the “deliverance from sin and its consequences”. The Pax were asked to think of someone who we can share the hope of salvation this week as we worked out.

The Thang

YHC has always been partial to partner work since it has a parallel to success in life. We all have difficulty along the way and no one has to or should go it alone. Everyone grabbed a partner and stepped up to the Board of Pain (credit always given to Jekyl for this terrible idea, but I have always loved it). YHC did audible on the 100 Kraken burpees and went with 50 instead. If you can’t do it, don’t Q it. And I definitely can’t do 100 of those! Gotta listen to grunge music when working through the board and so we did. Seemed to be a crowd pleaser…the grunge music that is.

Partner 1 – Work on exercises
Partner 2 – Run two loops around the circle

Object: To get through as many exercises as possible before COT.

Great job by all the Pax getting through most of the board and special kudos to Royale and Flux for leading the way. You guys killed it. Everyone ended up running a little over 2 miles also.

After that, we circled up for COT. Announcements – read your newsletter; Q School coming up next month at Bermuda Triangle.

Praises – All who completed the Hog and Coyote and were out this morning to talk about it!

Prayer Requests

Mysterio – Brother needs to be lifted up
Axl – Daughter starts college next week
Royale – Niece and other kids going on mission trips this summer and need to be lifted up.

Finished up by talking about salvation. The focus on the present deliverance is something that everyone needs to know. God is willing to deliver now from the grief that sin can cause us while we remain on earth. The eternal is of ultimate importance but he also wants our time on earth to be lived to the fullest for His glory. Who do you know that needs to hear that this week?

Thanks Iced T for the opportunity to lead. Always an honor!

Until next time,

Hauschka

PS. I’m already sore in case anyone wants a laugh!

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Sea Legs?

We ran.  The end.  Actually…on a steamy May morning, myself and 4 other Pax defeated the Fart Sack King, laced up our running shoes, put on our reflective vests and strapped on our headlamps for a run at Sea Legs(also known as the Abyss).  Disclaimer was given and we moseyed.

We started behind the school and wrapped around till we hit the intersection into McDowell Park.  We did a straight shot to the rear lake then headed back to COT where I had cones ready for us in the parking lot.  We did 3x Suicide Drills, then we did 3x sprints from light post to light post.

With 12 minutes left on the clock we finished with track work in the back.

Prayers for sick and injured Pax and homeless children.  Thanks to Hauschka for the opportunity to lead!

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Running Palisades Neighborhoods

We ran down Langston, turned left on Oleander, right on Steadman Branch (which circles left all the way back to Oleander), turned left on Palisades Parkway, right on Lake Ridge Road, left on Coves Ridge Ln, left on Vale Ridge Dr, left back onto Palisades Parkway, right onto Goldnrod into Langston, all the way back to the school.

 

Something like that.

 

Lots of hills.  What’s new?

 

Thanks for the opportunity to lead Hauscka!

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Run with Faster Men…

A Running BB?  6 was the count at Sea Legs Tuesday. I couldn’t believe Bones was out here only 1 week after twisting his ankle pretty badly at the previous Sea Legs session.  You would think that would have slowed him down!

Gave disclaimer and course direction.  My goal was to run the Oleander Hill a couple times, I have set up a Strava segment for it to help us get better.  We would do that loop twice then head up to the Soccer fields on Palisades and head back to our start.

When we finished all PAX were accounted for, with Bones and Hauschka leading the way.  On our usual run for Sea Legs my goals is 5 miles.  Today I was pushed to 5.5 miles. How?  Bones slowed down long enough for me to pace with him for the first 4.5 miles.

So how do you run faster?  RUN WITH FASTER MEN.

Thanks for the push!

~Royale

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