It’s not ‘negative’, its ‘eccentric’

WARMUP:
windmills, produce pickers then mosey to Kingsley Springs corner
monsters, knee grabs, arm stretches to lakeside benches

THE THANG:
C.H.I.P.S. and Dips
Complete 20 reps each of exercises, in cadence, followed by 20 dips off a park bench, and a lap around the landscaping
C – Calf Raises, Dips
H – Hello Dollies, Dips
I – Imperial Walkers, Dips
P – Parker Peters, Dips
S – Squats, Dips

Identify 'finish line' for future use

Mosey to bottom of hill
Rock routine (5/7/10)
Deadlifts
One-legged or two-legged
Bicep curls
Up on 1; down slowly on 2, 3, 4
Overhead presses
Up on 1; down slowly on 2, 3, 4
Coupon Crucible (curl + press)
a block curl straight into an overhead press and then slowly (3-5) count to lower the block into starting position. That's one rep.
OYO; encourage slow count to starting curl position
Tricep curls
OYO

Mosey to roundabout circle
Cocaine bear crawls (each sidewall partition) – 1 circuit

On Kingsley Springs sidewalk (back to the lake):
Squat-walk to rockpile facing alternating directions every 10 strides
Best effort up the hill to the previously announced 'finish line'

MARY:
dollies during CHIPS, @U78QN5XU5-led mary while the rest of us were struggling up the hill

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter, Bethel, Stuff the Bus

COT:
Prayers for families, marriages. Encouragement to do something not in your wheelhouse that will be within reach if you work at it.

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Rome if you want to

Rome is the city of 7 hills. In Roman fashion, the Pax did 7 hill repeats on White St.

WARMUP:

Mosey out of WEP to first parking lot for SSH, Windmills, Cherry Pickahs.

Mosey to upper parking lot near White St. doing butt kickers, high knees, karaoke, Toy Soldier, Lunge, Burpee Broad Jumps, Bear crawl.

THE THANG:
2 rounds of 4 stations w 3 exercises each.

Every time a station is completed, run down and back up the hill on White St.

Station 1 – 25 reps

  • Merkins
  • Scorpion Dry Docks
  • Shoulder Taps

Station 2 – 30 reps

  • LBCs
  • Fluttahs
  • Box Cuttahs

Station 3

  • Mtn Climbers
  • Peter Parkers
  • Plank Jacks

Station 4

  • Squats
  • Calf Raises
  • Bomb Jacks

MARY: Throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel on Th, stuff the bus on Sat, CRI serving widows on 9/5 and response training later in Sept

COT:
Prayers for aging parent w new diagnosis, recent accident, CRI responders continuing to serve in hard situations, 2.0 traveling abroad, 2.0 recovering from wisdom teeth being pulled, smooth return to school for all.

Praise for Assassin’s new grandson!

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National Friends Day Ladder Beatdown

WARMUP: 20 Moroccan NCs, 10 Windmills, 20 SSHs, 10 WA merkins,10 low slow squats, mosey around football field pkg lot. ,
THE THANG: Ladder workout: each 20 yd line start with 1 squat, merkin then each leg reverse lunge up to 5 at 100 yds then back to 1. Between yardage diff modes of transportation, skip, lunge, high knees and shuffle ending with 1-5 Burpees each to yards n back to 50 yd line.
MARY: LBCs, Freddie Mercury’s, Box Cutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter next Thursday (Italian Night) and Stuff the Bus Sat Aug 8 in 2-hr shifts.
COT: 1/2 hr discussion on masculinity in this day and age then pray for family friends, older parents and school starting next week.

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Playground Fun

WARMUP:
Snooker lead us through a series of in-place warm-ups, including great hits like "Buttkickers", "High-Knees", and "Good Mornings".

THE THANG:
Moseyed on the trail about 1/4 around the park, stopping at the swinging benches for some burpees.

At the playground, we partnered up. Partner 1 did a stationary exercise, while partner 2 ran around the playground. Flap-jack. Stationary exercises were as follows;

1. Merkins
2. Heels to heaven
3. Swing crunches
4. Box Cutters
5. Pull ups
6. Shoulder Taps
7. Freddie Mercury s
8. CDDs
9. CDDs ( feet elevated above head)
10. LBCs
11. Seal jacks
12. Flutters
13. Burpees

Lined up for railroad tracks across the field.
Moseyed down to the new turf for Jack Webbs.
Sat on the wall for some Jack Reachers
2 minutes of Mary.

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Prison Break

Lap around the parking lot, back to the parking spaces behind COT. Each Pax stayed inside there parking space and performed a series of exercises. Once completed, we ran a lap and began another set of exercises. The exercises were the following: SSHs, curb hops, Mike Tyson’s, bear crawl, crawl bear. Grave diggers, and CDDs.
We had some time left over at the end to do some stone exercises 1 minute of each: curls, overhead press, and squat thrusters.
Back to COT.

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Deck of Cards

WARMUP: SSH, honeymooner, downward dog, 6”, merkins
THE THANG: deck of cards
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: spoke about marriages…why are guys struggling to be real with their wives? What can we do to be intentional and proactive with our Ms. passivity in marriage equals a dead marriage. Avoiding hard conversations makes the problem bigger.
COT: prayers for all the pax struggling

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McHale’s Dawn Patrol 5, 10, 20, 10, 5

WARMUP: 5 minutes:
Side straddle, hops, hillbilly walkers, windmills, cherry pickers, Moroccan nightclubs, squats, high knees
THE THANG: sets 5, 10, 20, 10 and 5: Carolina dry docs, mountain climbers, Merkins, big boys set ups, flying squirrels, LBC’s, jump squats, American hammers. Also shard my banana, Superman and swimmers.
MARY: cherry, pickers, arm, circles, and stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: new psych trailhead coming soon Bethelman shelter, Fort mill Care Center loan care
COT: prayers for patience, love the Colorado wildfires and Tarzan

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Beach Workout

Warmup: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Low Slow Squat, Plank (Introduce the thang during plank).

Beach Workout

DORA
100 Merkins
150 Lunges
200 LBC

Set up Cindy station. Mosey across the parking lot to the cindyless exercise station.

Complete one cindyless exercise. 10 pace bear crawl. Mosey. Beach Cindy Exercise. Mosey back.

  • 20 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 20 Squats
  • 20 Big Boys
  • 20 Merkins
  • 20 Lunges (10 each side)
  • 20 American Hammers

Repeat this list as time requires.

Beach Cindy Exercises. Alternate between the following:

  • 20 Cindy Curls
  • 20 Skull Crushers (laying on back)

2nd 30 minutes. Topic: Sparing the Rod: Leave Right: Holding Kids Accountable.

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‘Merica 250

WARMUP: 5 Burpees
THE THANG: Flipped off King George, as well as 13 Colony inspired exercises for a rep count of 1776
MARY: She slept in
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your various newsletters
COT: Remembered what our fore fathers sacrificed for our freedom, we remembered U-Haul and presented Bowser with U-Haul flag.

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Four Corners(ish) at WEP

WARMUP: Took a soft-J jog around the outer perimeter of WEP with some stop-offs for warm up exercises. SSH, IW, HBW; sumo squats, plank-jacks, seal-jacks; broga stretches
THE THANG: 4 corners, self paced. Rinse and repeat to run out the clock.

First Corner:

  1. CCDs x 20
  2. Curb Derkins (stage wall)
  3. Curb Urkins (stage wall)

Second Corner:

  1. Lunges x 10/leg
  2. Jump Squats x 20
  3. Reverse Lunges x 10/leg

Third Corner:

  1. LBCs x 20
  2. Dying Cockroaches x 10 d.c.
  3. Crunchy Frogs x 10 d.c.

Fourth Corner:

  1. Mtn Climbers x 20 d.c.
  2. Peter Parkers x 10 d.c.
  3. Parker Peters x 10 d.c.

MARY: 3 mins of abs
LBCs, protractors and something else 🤔

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter
COT:

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