Youngest Q in the Fort

Tapout’s 2nd Q
WARM UP
Play “We Will Rock You”
When it says “We will, do a squat
When it says “Rock you” do a burpee
And every other beat do an overhead clap
Mosey
Down the road to the bus entrance
THE REAL WORKOUT
Run to the 2nd pole and do 10 Merkens and run
back to the first pole and do 10 LBCs. Then run 2
poles up for 10 merkens, and one pole back for 10
LBCs. Repeat
IF WE HAVE EXTRA TIME
Run to the football field and do the same thing but
when you get to each 10 yard line do 10 bomb jacks
and when you come back do 10 squats
GO TO COT
Count OFF
Name-O-Rama
Announcements
Prayers and Praises
Tapout’s Prayer

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Ladder with lots of Merlin’s

WARMUP:
10 overhead claps
10 Moroccan nightclubs
10 cherry pickers
THE THANG:
Run to each station complete the exercise at each station and return
Round 1 ladder
1 – burpee
10 Merkins
10 shoulder taps
10 flutter kicks
10 squat jumps
10 plank jacks
10 mountain climbers
10 American Hammers

Repeat for round 2 with 20 of each exercise
Repeat for round 3 with 30 of each exercise

Merkins total 300
Shoulder taps total 250
Flutter kicks total 200
Squat jumps total 150
Plank jacks total 100
Mountain climbers 50

MARY:
10 piston crunches each leg
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AI seminar on Friday
Cannoli run on Saturday

COT:

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Bald Wod at The Creek

WARMUP:
SSH – 30, Windmill – 10, Moroccan NC – 10, Broga
THE THANG:
Round 1: 20 Merkins, 20 LBC’s, 20 Squats – Run lap
20 Dips, 20 BB, 20 Monkey Humpers – Run Lap
20 SSH, 20 Lunge (10 E/L), 20 Incline M – Run Lap
Round 2: All of the above, increasing to 30 reps
Round 3: All of the above, increasing to 40 reps
MARY: No, worked out until 6am
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, too many to type
COT: Always

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Bushwood Casino – Suplex dealing…

WARMUP: MOTIVATOR, Windmills, Imp.-Walkers

THE THANG:
:black_joker: Texas Hold ’Em Beatdown Rules
Setup:
– Regular deck of cards. Assign each suit to an exercise:
– Hearts → Merkins Diamonds → Squats
– Clubs → Big Boy Sit-Ups Spades → Jump Squats
– Number = reps (face cards = 10, Ace = 11, Joker = Q’s Choice)
– Change Exercises for Each Round…
– All Pax do exercises for Flop/Turn/River. Folding = 5-10 of “ante-exercise”. Betting (w/ IOU of ante-exercise reps) proceeds as with regular Texas Hold ’em. Upon the showdown (post-River card), everyone “Pays up”. Winner calls out easier/alt. exercise for himself & the pax that pay up w/ time to spare (until the 6 is up)

Round 2 & 3 (same as above… new exercises)
Hearts:CDD / Shakira
Diamonds:Lunges / Sumo Squats
Clubs:V-ups / Dying Cockroaches
Spades:Flying Squirrels / Kosak Squats
Ante/IOU: Hand-Release Burpees / Lt. Dan/Apollo Ono complex

Mosey around Lot …. Then 4-Square.
when “out”… take a short lap & do merkins until back in.

Quotes shared w/ Pax throughout the workout (Common theme of paying your debts):
Proverbs 10:9 (NIV)
“Whoever walks in integrity walks securely, but whoever takes crooked paths will be found out.”

Marcus Aurelius – Meditations 6.30
“If it is not right, do not do it, if it is not true, do not say it.”
(And if you said it—do it.)

Seneca – On Anger, Book III
“A promise is a debt.”

John Wooden (legendary coach):
“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are.”

George Washington:
“Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for ’tis better to be alone than in bad company.”
(Good company pays their IOUs.)

F3 Lexicon – Freed to Lead
“Your word is your bond. If you said it, own it. If you owe it, do it.

MARY: Pax choice – included Am.Hammers, leg raises, LBC’s among others

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash clean up, New AO in Rock Region, upcoming Canoli Run & Tortoise+Hare
COT: prayers for various life transitions lifted to Sky-Q

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Legs for lifts and curls for the girls

WARMUP: many side straddle hops and beautiful stretches
THE THANG: legs first half, upper body second half, had to be there
MARY: mother of Jesus
ANNOUNCEMENTS: several events, read your newsletter
COT: travel safety, leadership, etc.

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Moderate burn

WARMUP: SSH, low slow squats, MNC and in honor of the strawberry festival, strawberry pickers.
THE THANG: Mosey to the basket ball court/track, one lap warm up.
Ladder workout, 10 exercises(Merkins, mountain climbers, shoulder taps, Big boys, LBC’s, SSH, squats, lunges, Bobby hurley’s, dips) 10 reps each, pick up an extra rung each round. After completion of round 1, mode of transportation was toy soldiers down and jog back. After round 3, mode of transportation was side shuffle up, side shuffle back, after round 6 the mode of transportation was high knees down, butt kickers back. Ended with another lap around the track.

MARY: Airborne stretch, Flutters, V Ups, gas pumpers, dying cockroach

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli run, tortious and the hare, read your news letter

COT: Prayer or praise from everyone, families, marriages, safe travels home

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Do Overs

WARMUP:
SSH
Windmill
Merkins
Peter Parker’s

THE THANG:
Do Overs

I created the MXC – Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Form teams of 3. Split work among the team. Complete Groups I and II separately. In between sets in the group, do the mode of transportation before the next set.
After Groups I and II are complete, farmer carry bell to the top of Bob Jones Stadium road and back

Group I
Mode of transport: Bear Crawl to cones and back
5 – Manmakers
10 – Curls
15 – Goblet Squats
20 – Bentover Rows
25 – Chess Press on 6
20 – Renegade Rows (1x)
15 – Flutters, Bell High (2x)
10 – Tris
5 – Manmakers

Group II
Mode of transport: run block around parking lot
20 reps
1. Deadlift
2. Shoulder Press
3. Cleans (1x)
4. Swings
5. Lunges
6. Snatches

Farmer Carry to top of hill and back

After challenge was complete, I asked teams for time. 15-20 minutes was average.

I gave the team a “do over” and the challenge was to be repeated but faster.

COT: You were given a second chance. How will you use? What will you do better? Get a faster time. what bad event happened to you: layoff, parenting, divorce. What will you do differently next time?

Improvements: I would shorten the bear crawl distance and bell carry distance.

Music: The Killers – Hot Fuss

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Lazarus Preps the Murph

WARMUP: SSH, Hillbilly Walkers, Cherry Pickers, Windmill, Merkins, Stretching
THE THANG: Run 0.375 Miles, then 25 BBS, 50 Merkins, 75 Squats, Then run 0.375, 25 BBS, 50 Merkins, 75 Squats, repeat 4x
MARY: 5 Burpees, boys called some Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel tonight!
COT:

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