Murder Bunnies – Part 2

WARMUP: SSHs, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Merkins, Plank, Superman in puddle, Peter Parker, Parker Peter.
THE THANG:
Dora-ish workout
50 Man Makers , partner runs loop around parking lot, flapjack
200 squats, partner murder bunny mosey to cone and back, flapjack
300 Flutters with block press, partner runs loop around parking lot, flapjack
200 LBCs, partner murder bunny mosey to cone and back, flapjack
150 Curls with block, partner runs loop around parking lot, flapjack
Finished with burpees no block, partner murder bunny mosey to cone and back, flapjack

Good prep work for Iron Pax Challenge…Great job guys!

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New sheriff in town

WARMUP:
Poppins started off with a quick warmup, 50 SSH, Windmills, Cherry Pickers, some other stuff, Plank, Merkins and some yoga stuff
THE THANG: I started it off with a mosey to the back playground where we did a crowd pleasing Dick Webb, got up to 8 RDS, then we did a quick tabata at the nearby park benches. Part 2 was Mainframe leading us to the parking lot in the back where we had to do a series laps around the lot with various leg exercises including burpee broad jumps and then a bear crawl and crawl bear activity from the lines in each space over to the line opposite side, 6 rounds.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Was held

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All about Mark’s Ass

This morning started innocently enough. Good group of PAX showed up and as we were about to get started Change Order mentions his butt was sore from all the squats and lunges yesterday. So we mosey over to behind the tire shop to warm up. He immediately says he’s not sure he can do step ups on the wall so we start with windmills…then do step-ups. It all pretty much went downhill from here. Series of exercises using the wall: windmills, step-ups, SSHs, derkins, squats, inkerins, mtn climbers, more step-ups, overhead claps. From there mosey to the far end behind the center, past the ever-ripe dumpsters, for some shredder sets.

First set – 10 hand release merkins, 9 mtn climbers, 8 hr merkins, 7 mtn climbers…..down to 1 mtn climber then finish with 10 hr merkins.
2nd set – Legs, more Change Order mumblechatter: 10 squats, 9 lunges, 8 squats…..1 lunge then 10 squats.
3rd set – 10 hello dollies, 9 freddie mercs, 8 hello dollies….1 freddie merc then 10 hello dollies. Keep feet off ground for entire sequence.

Mosey up to parking lot in front of church. Series of cards on far end of lot. Each card has a group exercise and a hold exercise. While 1 PAX runs to get card, rest of PAX do the hold exercise. Then when PAX returns we do the group exercise. Group exercises were 10 burpees, 15 diamond merkins, 15 jump squats, etc while hold exercises were plank punches, squats, SSHs, etc. However it worked out the first couple of cards were mostly leg exercises so Change Order was really happy to talk about his ass soreness some more. Finished a round of this and then moseyed back to COT for a few abs. A little light on the miles today but we got in everything else. Thanks for the opportunity to lead today Slow Jams!

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Lucky 7

WARMUP: mosey to nearby springs parking lot after climbing out of WEP.

Windmills, imperial and hillbilly walkers, tunnel touches and side straddle hops with burpees in between each exercise.

Mosey to the WEP path

THE THANG: Doing a lap around WEP, 5 burpees at each bench for lap 1, 10 hand release merkins at each bench for lap 2 and 15 squats for lap 3. After that, YHC handed off to Trucker for more “fun”.

Mosey to 160 – 5 squats
Mosey to springs wall parking lot – 5 clean sweeps
Mosey to parking lot at emmets – 20 flutters
Mosey to print shop- 5 pull-ups 5 irkins, repeat
Mosey to emmets – 20 flutters
Mosey to MP lot – 20 lbc
Mosey to spring lot – 10 leg raises
Mosey to other springs lot –
4 corners with seal jacks and ccd’s

MARY: Hello Dollys in cadence brought us to 0730.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: 5th core principle

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5 Minutes

WARMUP: None.
THE THANG: Disclaimer: it is Friday we are going to keep it simple. I set watch for 5 minutes. We ruck for 5 minutes and then exercise. 1 PAX carries 60 lb sandbag. REPEAT.
Exercises: Squats, Merkins, Step ups, Bear Crawl, Lunge Walk, Curls/Triceps, 5 weighted Burpees.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 Dads workout, Dad’s Camp, Fort Retreat.
COT: Prayers for Tinsel’s surgery, Bones headed to New Mexico for 2 weeks.

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Sandbag Fun

Solo brought out an FNG so little longer than normal disclaimer. Mosey around outside loop. Stop at first corner for SSHs, Slow Squats, and Windmills. Mosey to next corner for Merkins, Peter Parkers, and Parker Peters. Mosey back to cars to pick up sandbags and move to school entrance.

Sandman WOD. 20 bent over rows, 10 thrusters, then front carry bag about 100M. Repeat this 6 times. Not sure why, but the front carries are the worst. After everyone completed we took a mosey on the inner loop to give our arms a rest.

Back to bags for Lucky 7s. 7 rounds of 7 cleans, 7 front squats, and 7 jump over burpees. Bubba Gump is allergic to burpees so I think he just did merkins as well as curls b/c he does what he wants. Everyone was pretty gassed after round 4 so we stopped and explained the 5 core principals to the FNG. Then pushed hard to complete one more round. Time was almost up so back to COT for a few ab exercises.

Welcome FNG Rutabaga (think Jamie Oliver). And big congrats to Flounder and his M for 44th wedding anniversary. It seemed appropriate for Flounder to take us out which he graciously did. Thanks Maximus for the opportunity!

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Sandlot and Heavy Things

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: 7 Workout Stations to include: Big Curls, Merkins, Triceps, Flutter Kicks c/Chest Press, Squats, Burpees, and kettlebells. After 10 reps at each station, campers had to carry heavy things to the end of the alley and back. Every 15 mins PAX played follow the leader around the track. Some campers wanted to carry heavy things as well. Tunes and Burpee Video provided by 2.0. No one was lost or hurt through out our journey.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming Q School events, Newsletter, and praises all round.
COT: Prayer requests for pax members and family with upcoming surgeries. Closed in prayer, and ended with constructive feedback about @Sofrito’s VQ.

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Take More Risk

THE THANG:
National Trail Day begged for trails run. So did Pusher’s trail shoes he hadn’t used. Glorious morning in the Gloom, with lively pax and a virgin trail journey by Assassin.

For those keeping score, we covered 5.5-6 miles by cruising down 160 to horse barn Greenway entrance, right down no name trail to the service rd to Cantrell to Lake Haigler for a pause at Badger Memorial bench/tree to pay respects to loop around Lake back to Timberline trail on far side to Kingsley trail to back entrance to Kingsley taking us home.

along the way there were stops to “water” the foliage, hydrate via normal ingestion or a swim (Olaf) and plenty of mumblechatter.

COT: Message today honored Badger and Pusher together. Badger’s early passing proves we aren’t guaranteed anything. Pusher’s desire to take on trails along with many late age humans wishing they’d played the game of life more aggressively as they come to the end teaches us to #TakeMoreRisk as we live each day

thanks for the Q stick Pusher!

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GORUCK 101

After a SL pre-ruck, YHC was 1 minute late to start… No worries – this isn’t a GORUCK event, so no punishment, right? The plan today was to teach a few lessons about GORUCK events… and how to properly train.

We got the sandbags out of the truck and proceeded to the shovel flag location. Drop the sandbags, disclaim to the PAX, move.

Coupon Ruck 1 – all PAX who have not participated in a GORUCK event grab a sandbag and file in columns of two. Need to work on that two columns thing… the Cadre wouldn’t have what we were doing… halfway to destination have PAX swap coupons.

Iteration 1: 10 minute EMOM
20 Reps EMOM, repeat twice.
Ruck Squats
Ruck Merkins
Ruck Lunges
Ruck Sit-Ups
Ruck Bent Over Rows

Quick hit about events – it’s not the smoke sessions you need to worry about… it’s the time under weight and the miles. That’s where the bulk of your training should be. Also – sandbags are “comfortable.”

Coupon Ruck 2 – Head back to start point in same fashion as before, swapping coupons halfway

Iteration 2: 10 (really 9…) Minute AMRAP
10 Reps Each, in Order, Repeating As Many Rounds As Possible
Ruck Cleans
Ruck OH Press
Ruck Back Squat
Ruck Good Morning

Finished up just before 0600. Low squats to talk NMM.

NMM:
YHC is in the midst of infant #5. And I thought I’d have learned it all by now… wrong. What I have learned is that everything is just a phase… don’t miss it. Seriously. Don’t miss it. Because you will. Whatever season you’re in – cherish it. As the great philosopher Darius Rucker once said: “It won’t be like this for long.”

Thanks Tinsel for the opportunity.

Punch List Out

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