Violating the chicken wing

Warmup: Motivator, IW, CP, WM

Appetizer (before leaving the parking lot): The-Violator to one end,  Cocaine-Bear-crawl back.

Thang#1:  Out windward to hill

1st hill Dora: 1 pax jogs down, Nur Back to switch
• 50 Fisherman’s Calf Raises each
• 100 Merkins
• 200 Flutters
• 200 good AMs

2nd (shorter) Hill: jog up, Crawl-bear down or lunge walk down
• 25 Burpees
• 50 CDD
• 75 box-cutters
• 100 calf-raises (alt toes in/out every 10)

#2:  Back to P.Lot – 4 corners chicken wing (12, 9, 6, 3 reps)
Change MOT between Corners: Mosey, Toy Soldier, Carioka, etc…
R.1: Seal Jacks, SSH, Smurf-Jacks, Bomb-Jacks 
R.2: LBC’s, Gas-Pumpers,  Big-Boiz, Partner Big Boiz
R.3: Flying Squirrels, Burpees, Kraken Burpees, Calimari/Krakens

MARY: she stayed in our car and ogled us
ANNOUNCEMENTS: coffee at TCD, stuff, the Bus, Bethel

COT: held… Prayers for lost loved ones, patience with transition to school season.

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Sunny Delight

WARMUP:
SSH, Windmill, Downward Dog, Honeymooner, Runner Stretch
KB Deadlifts and Swings
Suitcase carry 1 lap around the parking lot

THE THANG:
10 minute circuit:
1. Upright row x 10
2. Clean + press x10 (5 e/a)
3. Tricep Extension behind head x10
4. Merkin on KB
5. Mosey without bell
– Twist: Each round, first person back from the mosey performs 10 swings with Sunny D

Partner DORA – Uphill Farmers Carry with both bells
100 lunges (50 ea side)
200 American Hammer (400 ea side)
300 Shoulder Taps
100 Shoulder Taps – Modified for time (and sanity)
– Twist: Sunny D makes his way round the groups and the unlucky PAX must farmer carry it + his own bell

MARY: Death by KB Swings – AMRAP Swings; each time the bell is put down, mosey around the group for laps

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter, Coffeteria

COT: VQ Feedback and FNG @Fargo

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Casting a wider net.

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclub
Imperial walker
Windmill
THE THANG:
Wind sprints with 5 Side Straddle Hops at the base

Bucket of fun – 45 seconds exercise + 25 seconds rest
– Merkins
– Jump Rope
– Side Straddle Hop
– Plank Jack
– American Hammers
– Plank Jacks
– Man Makers
– Curls
– Overhead Press
– Shoulder Taps

Discussion -> Casting a wider net when hiring and building a team.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Stuff the bus -> Saturday
– Next Thursday -> Bethel Mens Shelter
– Friday – State of the union -> Dark Helmet -> Panerra
COT:

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The NOT SO Sweaty Barry

If I missed your name, feel free to edit it in….

The weather did not agree with us, but I hope everyone had a nice evening at The Barry (aka The Sweaty Barry). I’m really not sure how a person could not have a good time with Milwaukee’s Beast and PBR being served.

Winner (repeat), Harry Carry … new traveling trophy awarded

Ruck winner (repeat), 3D … we’ll rustle up an award for the ruck winner next year

Thanks to the volunteers.

Thanks to the Rock Hill participants.

Thanks to Twister for gracing us with his presence.

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Hulkamania Tribute Ruck

WARMUP: SAH, IW, Ch Pickers, Tag-Team Merkins

THE THANG: interval timer – three minute RUCK, one minute AMRAP exercises some music was played…
PLAYLIST 
Real American (3:30)
• H – Heavy Ruck Presses (Gorilla Press) 
• U – Undertaker Get-Ups (Turkish get-up variation with ruck)
Undertaker Gong intro 
• L – Leg Drops (flutter/leg raises with ruck on chest) The Rock – Electrifying Theme (2:30)
• K – Knee Strikes (high knees with ruck overhead) Ultimate Warrior
• A – Atomic Squats (bear-hug ruck, squat fast) – John Cena – The Time is Now

• M – Muscle Man Rows (bent-over ruck rows) Ultimate Warrior

• A – Ankle Grab Sit-Ups (ruck sit-ups, reach to feet) Shawn Michaels – Sexy Boy

• N – Neck Bridge Holds (wrestler bridge or low plank hold) Kurt Angle – Medal

• I – Irish Whip Sprints (ruck sprint 20 yards, jog back)… ideally around a light post!Rowdy Roddy Piper

• A – Andre Carries (partner carry or farmer carry with two rucks if solo. Hulk promo for Andrè
• NWO theme (>4 min)

Also… manmakers & Curls (for those 24 inch pythons!)

MARY: Am Hammers, Pax-Ab-Lab

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter stuff

COT: held

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Bear Crawl and Ode to Wilt

WARMUP:
Motivator
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Arm Circles – front and back
Michael Phelps
Downward Dog
Honeymooners
Runner’s Stretch
THE THANG:
We moseyed down to the lower lot.
Thang 1
Using the Parking spaces start at one end, Bear Crawl 2 lines do 1 Merkin, Crawl Bear 1 line and do 8 squats. Bear Crawl 2 lines do 2 Merkins, Crawl Bear 1 line and do 7 squats. Repeat until you do 8 Merkins an 1 squat.
Moseyed bottom of the hill to the upper lot.
Thang 2
Starting at the bottom of the hill, Bear crawl forward 4 steps, then do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and 1 shoulder tap (R + L =1). Repeat, adding 1 rep to each exercise each time—bear crawl forward 4 steps, then do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, and 2 shoulder taps. Repeat until you reach 10 reps each of merkins, plank jacks and shoulder taps.

Nur to the top of the hill, then we moseyed to the basketball courts.

Thang 3
Starting at the baseline at the far court do 100 LBCs, then run to the opposite baseline and do 100 squats. At the next baseline 100 flutter kicks (R+L =1), and then run to opposite baseline and do 100 lunges (50 each leg).

We made it back to COT in time for a 1 minute plank.

Announcements were made and prayers were said.

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Repeat post

Solid workout similar to varsity last week. We did all 4 muscle groups for 15 minutes each. I am tired mostly due to trash pick up.

Various counts from 10-20

Shoulders
Moroccan Night Clubs
Overhead Claps
Arm Circles forward backward
Shoulder Taps
John Travolta’s
Peter Parkers

Legs
Squats
Calve Raises in, out regular
Step ups
Sumo Squats
Lunges forward/backward
Monkey Humpers

Abs
Flutters
Weezy Jeffersons
Rosalita’s
Penguins
Boxcutters
LBC’s
American Hammers

Arms
Dips
Derkins
Merkins
Diamond
WideArm
DryDocks
Mtn. Climbers

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Post Barry bleacher work

WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP, down dog
THE THANG: laps on the FMHS stadium track, with some bleacher stairs mixed in
MARY: LBC, American Hammer, flutters, shoulder taps
ANNOUNCEMENTS: same as items and newsletter
COT: prayers for safe travels, start of school year, natural disaster victims, marriages, and others both said and unsaid

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Monkey steals the peach

WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP… all IC, mosey to WEP Amphitheater

THE THANG:
Quick Overview of 7 Knife Attacks(pax hold Al Gore)
Pax get pool-noodle-“dagger” (pic below)
Get coupon from rock pile

• Hilt, Fist, Cut, Thrust, Slash, Drag, Fillet  (High Flyers Crush Steel Targets During Fieldwork…)
• Saber Grip vs. Filipino Grip (Thumb position) – discourage reverse/Ice-Pick grip
◦ Saber better for Fist+Hilt… Filipino better for Slash & cut (protects wrist angle)
◦ Reverse Good for Hook & Trap… but not today
• Basic Stance (reverse guard hand to protect hand tendons / protect carotid)

OFFENSE
1 1 Pax does coupon Overhead presses…. Other Carves Alphabet on his Torso
◦ Flapjack
2 All but 1 Pax Holds “Coupon Cross” circle Pose (linked by rocks)…. Last pax in center  practices targeting Carotids, Brachial, and Femoral
◦ After getting all pax, trade out to next man
◦ must hold coupons high enough for slasher to access Brachial arteries & spread legs enough for Femoral access (TWSS…)

DEFENSE: hold Al Gore again during instruction 

Pax practice this w/ EMOM; Indian run style attacks on same pax practice a single technique at a time

– 4 Burpees then try MEET …
– 10 Merkins then try PASS or FOLLOW
1 Meet: Slash at their hand on the way in (+ 2x force!)… – must use free hand to check his knife hand
2 Pass: Step away, but cut wrist AS he passes
3 Follow: Step away, but backhand cut AFTER he’s gone through

CHALK KILL CHALLENGE: Swap Noodles for Sidewalk Chalk
• NO STRIKING, GRAPPLING, OR “cuts” ABOVE THE NECK
• 30 sec. Goes…. Then # reps = # “cuts”
◦ Man Makers… SSH till 6 is up
• Repeat
5:50-ish: head back to COT

“Discipline is the blade that carves out greatness. You don’t rise to the occasion—you fall to your level of training.”

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter items

COT: prayers for lost loved ones, discernment, marriages-and accountability. Therin, and upcoming outreach efforts.

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