Dirty McDeuce and Joe

WARMUP: Brief COP to loosen up, esp for Short Sale after flying in middle seat back from Greece.
THE THANG: Main Event was a Dirty McDeuce sequence filled with various Merkins, squats, lunges, core and of course four runs between the 4 sets of 3 exercises. We covered N, S, E, and W on the runs.

Wrapped up with 90 secs of Burpees to ensure Old Bay met his USDA RDA for those.

MARY: She was present throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Clave Boss, Bethel Shelter, holiday party

COT: yes, followed by coffeeteria to celebrate sustainability of Dawn Patrol across 2024!

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Cuddle Party?

WARMUP:
Mosey
SSH
Cherry picker
HB Walker
Imperial Walker
THE THANG:
1. Partner up – run laps in opposite direction of partner, every time you meet , 10 merkins, 10 diamonds, 10 big boys. Complete 3 full laps.
2. Indian run back towards COT
3. Star ladder? Burpees in the center, then squats, lunges, flutters, and hello dollys at their corner. Start with 1 burpee in the center with 5 reps at the corners, returning to the center each time. Then move up to 2 and 10, 3 and 15 etc.
MARY: she was there
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas party or something
COT:

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Smokin Deck of Cards

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Morrocon NC and Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG:
Phase 1: 100 Swings OYO
Phase 2: Deck the Cards – 3 Rounds using the exercise on the brown paper bag per the attached picture.
MARY: She didn’t show up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Tour de Dora

WARMUP: mosey to tour the different dora stations
THE THANG: Dora with 80 of each – calf raises and flutters run in between. Mosey to next station with 80 squat and diamond merkin. Mosey to next station with 80 step up and derkin. Mosey to next station with 80 lunge and lbc. Mosey to next station with 80 dry docks and 30 burpee.
MARY: yeppers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yeppers
COT: prayers for mental health

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Dedicated to Bass

WARMUP: We gathered with a lot of F3 years under our belt. It was cold so we needed to warm up our old bones. Bass wore every particle of clothing he owed, Eddie started a new fashion trend wearing a winter hat and a ball cap on top. Old Bay was in awe with this new look, he’s been wearing 2 hats since.

We ran over to the basketball court for some warmups: SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, low slow squats, merkins, Parker Peters and I think that was it.
THE THANG: We ran back to our cars, to drop off Pusher’s hat because he was drawing too much attention from FiA, and stayed in the main parking lot.

3 sets of exercises, 20 reps:
1. Merkins
2. Squats
3. Shoulder taps (in cadence)

Lap around the parking lot, rinse and repeat, and another lap.

Ran to the back of the school by the little foot bridge for another set of 3.
1. Lunges
2. American hammers (double count)
3. Calf raises (20 in, reg, out)

Ran back up the hill and back, rinse and repeat, the ran back up the hill with a sprint.

Ran over the bridge and behind the track because I’d never been there before. Another set of 3.
1. CDD
2. Plank jacks (in cadence)
3. Seal jacks (in cadence)

Kept running behind track to the other parking lot for a rinse and repeat. Bass decided to do a lot of CDD so the shoulders got toasty.

For all the above exercises, we all rotated calling cadence…because it’s good practice and YHC didn’t have to count the entire time.

Ran back to COT.
MARY: Airborne special, which was horrible, and then some stretching.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yep
COT: did it while sitting on the ground

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Blasting backs for peggers

WARMUP: A brisk jog that left the Q too winded for the rest of the stretches and exercises to be called correctly. The pax held strong and performed them correctly anyways.
THE THANG: Four corners of pain consisting of rows, presses, flutters, bag tosses, man makers, American hammers, front squats, deadlifts, curls and something called Bradley Presses (Q sited some website called onlyfans for where he found the exercise).

We bear hugged and lunge walked our bags to and fro.

Some slight delays during the work due to lack of visibility and eye sight (mostly eye sight) to read the repertoire of exercises on a homemade index card.

MARY: she wasn’t there, it was too cold.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: none
COT: praise your higher power whoever/whatever that may be it just ain’t you.

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Hot coffee in the throne room

WARMUP: 30 minutes, not enough time… Go straight into beating
THE THANG:
1st-F:
Some of these in cadence
 
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Nation gave to me…
12 Low Slow SquatCHes,
11 Hello Dollies,
10 twisting lunges,
9 Staggered Chain-Kins,
8 big-boy sit-ups,
7 Dying Cockroaches
6 mountain climbers,
FIIIVE BLAZING BUR-PEES!
4 plank Jacks,
3 Chain Press Flutters,
2 CHickle-Pounders,
And a short sprint at breakneck speed!

3rd-F
Contextual Prompt (sent prior to the meeting): “Think about an area in your life where you feel like you’re preparing or clearing the way for something greater. What are you doing to prepare? What roadblocks might need removal, and why?

MARY: no chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: flag hand off Saturday, Christmas Eve, convergence/run at the yard
Read your newsletter
COT: fifth core principal… Expanded into 30 minutes!

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The Return

WARMUP:
Parking Lot Mosey: 20 SSH IC, 10 Windmill IC
Mosey to American Flag Pole: 10 IW IC, 10 HW IC
THE THANG:
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Merkins
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 LBC
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Squats
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Dips
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Derkins
Rinse & Repeat
MARY: Yes – American Hammer, Hello Dolly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Too many to list, RYN
COT: Always

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The Return

WARMUP:
Parking Lot Mosey: 20 SSH IC, 10 Windmill IC
Mosey to American Flag Pole: 10 IW IC, 10 HW IC
THE THANG:
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Merkins
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 LBC
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Squats
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Dips
Run lap around drop-off loop, returning to flag pole – 25 Derkins
Rinse & Repeat
MARY: Yes – American Hammer, Hello Dolly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Too many to list, RYN
COT: Always

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40% Yinzers

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3.35 miles were taken in around the Kingsley property this windy morning.
– Cyclops set the pace.
– 3D was War Baby
– Dojo was War Daddy
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter tonight, Christmas Party & Clave Boss 5k this month
COT: Closed in prayer.

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