Accumulators

WARMUP:
– SSH >> Butt kickers
– Windmills >> Toy soldiers
– Imperial Walkers >> High knees
– Squats >> Shuffle left/right
– Peter Parkers, Parker Peters, Mountain Climbers

THE THANG:
Accumulator:
Cones 1-7 set up in a line about 30 yards apart. Do first exercise (in list below) and the number of reps is the cone number – so, do 1 at first cone, 2 at second, and so on. After last cone, run back to first and plank until 6 gets in. Repeat for each exercise.

– Flying Squirrels
– Low Slow Squats
– Bomb Jacks
– Plank Jacks (4 count)
– Run Stance Switch

Broad jump flying squirrels – paxs line up and count their broad jumps across parking lot. All pax do flying squirrels (rep is least number of broad jumps among pax). The number was 12

Wall sits, 2 rounds
– Jack Reacher
– Step out and do 4 count plank jack

MARY:
– American Hammer
– Freddie Mercury

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4 Corners of Chatter

It was a cold/dark morning in the gloom but there was enough fiery mumble chatter to keep everyone warm.

Quick warmup then a long mosey over to the Church of the Nazarene for a little 4 corners of pain.

4 Corners of Jack Webb Lap around the church.

4 Flutters – Added 4 each round until we hit 40
1 Merkin – Added 1 each round until we hit 10
1 Squat – Added 1 each round until we hit 10
4 Overhead Claps – Added 4 each round until we hit 40

Ran back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

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Coordinated Q Attack @ The Fort

WARMUP: Grinder and I were part of a small group planning for an event on Tuesday night. When we started to map out our plan for the event day Grinder had a great idea – why not start the day off Co-Qing The Fort! How could I say no to an opportunity like that. After further conversation a coordinated attack was planned for any PAX that wanted to brave the pain at The Fort!
Grinder took the warmup with SSH/InCadence/x23 , WM/IC/x10, IW/IC/x11, CP/IC/x10 then moseyed around the amphitheater to finish the warm-up.
THE THANG: Grinder’s half of the workout continued with a modified suicide set-up in the COT parking lot. Base cone in the parking lot = starting position, then 5 other cones were placed in equal distances from one another all the way to the top of the hill. Each cone has an increasing rep count: 10/20/30/40/50. Start at the base cone and complete 5 burpees, run to the next cone and perform the called exercise, then run back to the base cone and complete 5 burpees, then run to the 2nd cone and complete 20 reps of the called exercise, then run back to the base cone and complete 5 burpees, so forth and so on. First called exercise was SSH. To break of the routine Grinder through in Airborne’s Hip Exercise routine, then we went right back to the modified suicide routine and this time the exercise called was LBCs and the base cone burpee count was 3. Finished right on time to hand it over to Ruby Slippers.
Since Grinder had us on our feet most of his time, decided to give the PAX a break let them walk with their arms instead. Moseyed to the amphitheater where I had 2 cones 20 ft apart on the back wall. PAX formed a single file line by the 1st cone. PAX began to perform burpees while the 1st PAX in line went BallsToWall at the 1st cone and proceeded to travel in that position down to the other cone. Upon exiting the cone area at the other end PAX were encouraged to keep performing burpees until the last PAX in the line completed the trip. Before entering the cone area each PAX gave the PAX in front of them that had just entered the cone area a 3 burpee head start. Once that routine was done asked the PAX to sit down on the side of the amphitheater with your legs hanging off the edge. PAX partnered up, 1st partner performed 10 BBsitups with feet hanging off the edge while other partner performed Flutters ( encouraged PAX to let their feet/legs drop below parallel ). Partners switched back and forth for 3 rounds.
Went back to the Wall of Pain routine, everything stayed the same except for the exercise routine in between the cones. This time, asked PAX to Plank Walk x 2 and then perform FeetonWallinPlankPosition Derkins x . PAX did this routine until they made it down to the other cone. Cone distance was set at 25 feet for this routine.
PAX were then asked to join me again to sit on the side of the amphitheater for another abblast routine. Same as before with partners and routine -Partner 1 performed 10 straight lower leg lifts while Partner 2 performed LBCs. Another 3 rounds.
Time was running out and I had 1 more routine. Asked the PAX to mosey to the playground. Partner up, find a pullup bar, Partner 1 does pullups to failure and then rests while partner 2 does pullups to failure. Did this for 5 rounds. My last round I did 3 pullups – arms were smoked!
MARY: Moseyed back to the COT parking lot and had time to complete SSH/IC/x21. DONE!!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Show to Know!

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Playing Cards at The Kitchen Sink

WARMUP: Run the large loop around the field stopping for a few exercises at a few points.
THE THANG: We’re playing cards:
Spades = Diamond Merkins
Diamonds = Mountain Climbers
Clubs = Jump Squats
Hearts = 8ct Burpees
(4) Other Cards = 25 Flutters I/C
Twice during the deck, we took a run around the parking lot.
MARY: See Flutters & Burpees above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: All the things.
COT: You should’ve been there. It was strong.

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Testimony

WARMUP: SSH, WINDMILLS, HELD PLANK FOR TESTIMONY PART 1
THE THANG: After sharing part of my story we proceeded to the football field for some pain.
10 BURPEES
RUN 200 YARDS
10 BURPEES
25 MERKINS
RUN 200 YARDS
10 BURPEES
25 MERKINS
50 LUNGES
RUN 200 YARDS
10 BURPEES
25 MERKINS
50 LUNGES
100 BIG BOYS
RUN 200 YARDS
10 BURPEES
25 MERKINS
50 LUNGES
100 BIG BOYS
150 SQUATS
RUN 200 YARDS
During the WOD I shared more of my testimony and how I overcame and got through it…I also shared my word of the year “PATIENCE”. I lost it somewhere and need to find it again when it comes to my family.
MARY: No Mary WOD took up the whole 45 minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D Bar 10k, Men’s shelter
COT: prayers for family and patience

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The Jack Web Phenomenon

WARMUP: plank <>upward dog <>downward dog (with variations), mix in exercises from plank position- merkin, Diamond merkin, plank jacks, Peter Parker’s, you get the idea
THE THANG: Webs!!!
1-5 sit-up-getup:4-20 single arm chest press (both with KB)
10-6 burpees on curb:40-24 calf raises with KB
1-5 Turkish getup:4-20 KB curls
10-6 goblet jump squats:40-24 hops with KB
1-5 big boy burpees:4-20 KB swings

Merkins on bell 5-4-3-2-1 each side : KB triceps 5×10
End with max merkins in 30”

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam2Dam 10K on Saturday- Beaker and I are getting a 10K warmup starting at 9:45AM at the Print Shop and heading to the start line for the official 10K.

COT: prayers for my daughter who is not feeling well

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That’s what he said…

WARMUP: see bb for SnakePit
THE THANG: see bb for SnakePit
MARY: see bb for SnakePit
ANNOUNCEMENTS: see bb for SnakePit
COT: see bb for SnakePit

“Next exercise…what he said”

SERIOUSLY…LEADERS…listen close…

As Leaders…inevitably you will encounter something that does not go according to plan… this morning it was my Q at Bushwood.  In short, no one showed….even the site Q opted for the “other workout” (in fairness, he had a good reason 😂) – a kettlebell beatdown by Sasquatch at SnakePit.  

LEADERS…be NIMBLE.  Be willing to ADAPT.  

For me…I grabbed a bell and deferred to Squatch!

BTW…my weinke today only had one exercise… it was going to be a 45 min body destroyer 😉

Y’all’s loss!!

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Aggressive Start

WARMUP: 10 each- SSH, cherry pickers, Moroccan night clubs, 2 laps around the parking lot
THE THANG:
PART 1:
4 corners
– 20 Man-makers- High knees
– 20 curls – lunges
-20 Big boys – Butt kickers
– 20 Squats – Mosey
PART 2:
Jack Webbs-
Push ups & overhead press

The intent was to get up to 40 but…. I heard kettlebells hit the asphalt so we stopped at 28 and did another 4 corners with the Pax choosing the exercise at each corner.

PART 3:
Dora’s-
100- over head press
200- squats
300- curls (didn’t finish)

MARY: 1 round
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: Had to be there

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There’s Gold at the Ballroom

WARMUP: Warmup in the front parking lot. SSH, Cherry Pickers, MNC’s, High Knees, Butt Kickers, Mosey to back parking lot.

THE THANG: inspired by Olaf’s “Charge” Q. Pax go forward 2 cones (exercises posted at each cone) and back 1 cone. Completed all 16 cones.
Did a series of brotherhood locked-in-arms exercises down at the bottom of the hill by the bridge. Wall sit, squats, calf raises, erkins, and derkins until time was done. Moseyed back to COT.

MARY: Nah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: All of them.
COT: Prayers lifted to all.

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