Slow Smokin Pain

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers, Moroccan NC, and Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG:
Phase 1- Cheese Shredder
Phase 2-
Wall Sits= Hands High, Hands In Front, and Overhead Claps
Balls to the Wall= Norma and Merkins
Dora= 100 Merkins, 200 Squats, 300 LBCs
Human Wheel Barrel Race
MARY: American Hammers, the Protractor, and Pickle Pounder
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Cuddle Party?

WARMUP:
Mosey
SSH
Cherry picker
HB Walker
Imperial Walker
THE THANG:
1. Partner up – run laps in opposite direction of partner, every time you meet , 10 merkins, 10 diamonds, 10 big boys. Complete 3 full laps.
2. Indian run back towards COT
3. Star ladder? Burpees in the center, then squats, lunges, flutters, and hello dollys at their corner. Start with 1 burpee in the center with 5 reps at the corners, returning to the center each time. Then move up to 2 and 10, 3 and 15 etc.
MARY: she was there
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas party or something
COT:

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Ladder Day

WARMUP: mosey round parking lot. Indian run to Hampton Inn w 6 completing 1 burpee. All your regular warmup exercises.
THE THANG: ladder loops with pain stations. Merkens, Big Boys, LBCs, CDD, lunges, dips.
DORA
75 Big Boys
75 Squats
Mosey around restaurant circle
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Party, Thanksgivingweek convergences.
COT:

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WARMUP: windmills, imp walkers, HB walkers, cherry pickers, Peter Parkers, all in cadence
THE THANG: 8s:
Station one – merkins, shoulder taps
Lap around parking area to station two
Station two – big boys and American hammers
Bear crawl to station one
Continue to completion

Next was a round of 8x8s
Same idea except the rep counts were multiples of 8
Station one – monkey humpers
Lap around the parking area to station two
Station two – side straddle hops
Lieutenant dans to station one
Continue to completion
MARY: a couple rounds including a loathsome set of makhtar n’diayes
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: was held

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What do we need hands for

WARMUP: Spider-Man ran away…right away. And I don’t think I had said anything yet. Guess he just felt like runnn-ning.

Quick disclaimer as in 3 seconds fast. We call that efficient when you don’t have any rookies.

Ran to the parking lot over by the Indian restaurant for some warmup. Started with SSH, windmills, low slow squats, slow merkins, mountain climbers, and cherry pickers. Some of us didn’t even use our arms to stretch – pretty amazing.
THE THANG: 3 exercises, ran maybe a 100 meter loop, and did the exercises again.

Exercises were 20, 20, 40…and you picked which numbers applied to which exercises.
1. Merkins
2. Squats
3. Shoulder taps (double count)

1. Lunges
2. American hammers (double count)
3. Calf raises

1. CDD
2. Plank jacks
3. Seal jacks

1. Dips (on your planking partner)
2. Flutters (double count)
3. Overhead claps

Some of this was counted in cadence, some was done OYO.
MARY: Bandcamp took us out in some stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS: of course
COT: always

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The Pusher

WARMUP: Parking Lot Mosey, 20SSH IC, 15 Imperial Walkers IC, 15 Hillbilly Walkers IC, 20 Moroccan Night Clubs IC, Plank & stretching
THE THANG: Starting at Carolina Pavilion Sign, run to 1st light pole – 20 Merkins, 20 LBC’s, 20 Squats. Return run to sign, run to 2nd light pole, repeat exercises. Rinse & repeat going 1 light pole further each rep.
MARY: Planks & stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, alot of them. RYN
COT: Always

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Over-The-Hill? I don’t think so

Six men showed up on a chilly morning to watch Tesla’s charging for the 45 minutes.

Between that we squeezed in 8 corners (4 pain stations visited twice) with lunge walks and sprints in between them.

Started with Warmup first,
SSH, Tunnel Touches, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Baby Arm Circle

Station # 1 –
25 Mountain Climbers
25 Plank Jacks
25 Squats

Station # 2
25 Merkins
20 Lunges
25 SSH

Station # 3
25 Calf raises
50 Skipping without rope
50 LBCs

Station # 4
20 CDD
20 Freddie Mercury
20 Dying Cockroach

COT: Christmas Party, Read your newsletter

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No Run Broga

Kick things off with a brief story thanks to Destiny‘s text message. We only had one rule today no running anyone who ran would have to do a Burpee. Flounder was the only taker the bury that is
We did a brief broga warm-up A few SSHs, mtn climbers, Peter, Parker, Parker, Peter, and a couple of walkers.
We did a brisk walk over to the rail next to Lowe’s for some additional broga and some dips, derkins, and irkins.
Another brisk walk down to the end of the building. It’s a little story time about a friend of mine I lost this past week and how we need to leave a legacy for those behind us.
we did a Dora with Merkins, squats, and LBC. Another brisk walk over to another area with a few more exercises and then back to COT for some. PAX ab lab.

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Halloween is near

WARMUP: COP – mosey past F45 to parking lot left of complex

Various exercises I/C
Low slow squats
Seal jacks
Side straddle hops
Merkins
Planks
Shoulder press holding people’s chair
Imperial walkers
Hillbilly walkers

THE THANG: HALLOWEEN
YHC called the number of exercises for each letter
15, 12, 10, 8
Hand release merkins
American Hammers
Low slow squats
Lunges
Overhead claps
Wide Arm merkins
Heels to Heaven
Merkins
NUR to the Boo, do 5 bomb jacks and repeat
Count was 12 then 10 then 8 then the 6 finished and we had a ten count.

Mosey to the rail behind Lowe’s for incline merkins, dips, flutters and protractors

Mosey further to the mulch stacks left of Lowe’s. More shenanigans and a mosey to the grass near F45

Makthar Ndiayes done I/C in honor of Barry Manilow (notably absent). Monkey humpers toward the east – because that’s what we do at slow burn – #noburpees

Mosey to COT

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes – read your newsletter
COT: 5th core principle

Thank you, Peach Stand. Always an honor.
:eye:
‘Clops

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Hurricane Battlers

Run to the covered area for warm up:

Side Straddle Hops
Imperial Walkers
Plank Punches
Peter Parkers
Mt Climbers
Moroccan nightclubs
Hillbillies
Slow wind mills

Main Thing:
SET 1
PARTNER A – 20 MERKINS
PARTNER B – PLANK
FLAPJACK to reach 80

SET 2
PARTNER A – 20 SQUATS
PARTNER B – AL GORE

FLAPJACK to reach 80

Run

SET 3
PARTNER A – 20 PETER POINTERS
PARTNER B – Elbow PLANK
FLAPJACK to reach 80

Set 4
PARTNER A – 10 Lunges (5 each leg)
PARTNER B – Deep squat
FLAPJACK to Reach 80

Run

SET 5
PARTNER A 20 – DRY DOCKS
PARTNER B – Downward Dog
FLAPJACK to Reach 80

Set 6
PARTNER A 10 – Run Stance Switch
PARTNER B – AL GORE
FLAPJACK to Reach 80

Run

SET 7
PARTNER A – 10 CRAB CAKES (4 count)
PARTNER B – UP DOG
FLAPJACK to Reach 40

Set 8
PARTNER A – 20 Calf Raises
PARTNER B – Hold crunch
FLAPJACK to Reach 80

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