What to do on a bench or with a wall???

WARMUP: The regular exercises, all in cadence

THE THANG: Various exercises using a bench and a wall, completed various rep counts, some in cadence and some oyo.

Bench Work:
Bulgarian Split Squats
Taint Touch Squats
Step Ups
Derkins
Gerkins
Dips
Hip Thrusters
Calf Raises

Wall Work:
Feet tar Jai ( hands and feet on ground, place one foot at a time on the wall, you get the idea )
Mac tar Jai on the wall ( switch the position stated above )
Shoulder Taps with feet on wall
Mountain Climbers with feet on wall
Wall Sit with burpee timer
Wall Sit with calf raise timer

ABS/Core:
LBCs
Flutters
Straight Lower Leg Lifts
SuperMan Poses

MARY: NONE

ANNOUNCEMENTS: READ YOUR NEWSLETTER

COT: STK

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T A R H Y E D

We warmed up with a few stretches here and there and moseyed to the back lot where we met up with light poles. Broke into three groups to tackle the course and

Each pole had a letter composed of the site THEYARD, but the letters were scrambled to ensure misery and extended running between poles. Most of us got two rounds under each pole.

T
Donkey Kicks
Merkins

A
Squats
Lunges

R
Box cutters
Burpees

H
SSH
Burpees

Y
Man climbers
Grave diggers

E
LBCs
Dying Cockroaches

D
Bobby Hurleys
Hello Dollys

We had a great COT with announcements and genuine prayers and praises. Prayers for Tater’s M!

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Honoring the OGs-13 years of The Dort

WARMUP: mosey to front of FMMS. All exercises done IC, 13 reps. SSH, squats, Mtn. Climbers, MCs
THE THANG: head to the bottom of the entry hill & grab a coupon. 20 curls, run up and back, 20 tri extensions, up & back, 20 squats, up & back. Rinse & Repeat. Head to the wall for wall sits & Flying Squirrels. To the court for an old school Dora with Merkins, Squats, LBCs. Last stop: grassy area for some Jack Webb. Solid group that included all 3 of Headspin’s sons. Enjoyed leading these men in the Gloom
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: FM Care Ctr., upcoming Convergence, read newsletter
COT: prayers for Badland’s biopsy & Double D’s family.
Signed,
Short Sale

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Partners, Light poles and Blimps

WARMUP: Mosey to the side of the school for exercises in cadence:
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Imperial walkers
Hillbilly walkers
Seal jacks
Side straddle hops

THE THANG: part 1 – partner up and either people’s chair or BTTW while partner 2 runs to the end of the lot and back. 3 rounds

Part 2 – Blimps at the light poles

At each pole pax added an exercise on the way up and dropped one on the way down. Burpees were never dropped – just because

5 – Burpees
10 – Lunges
15 – Incline Merkins
20 – Merkins (Modified to CDD’s on the downhill portion)
25 – Pulse squats AKA Monkey jumpers
30 – Squats

Two lessons from Seneca shared at the top of the hill

1 – we suffer more in our imagination than in reality

2 – he who suffers before it is necessary suffers more than is necessary.

How often in our lives do we let our perception of events influence us poorly? Our response is all we control – the event doesn’t care how we feel about it.

After 11 light poles worth of “fun”……back to COT

MARY: Just enough time for protractors and rosalitas with just a few hello dolly’s. That took pax to 0715
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many – read your newsletter
COT: 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, Float Bridge. Honored to lead. :eye:

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Sharing stories about strippers

WARMUP: Ran some U routes with SSH as intervals. Dynamic warmup in circle at 8 minute mark.
THE THANG: 7/7 Derkins/Dip countdown on benches. A little step up Indian run on the playground curb.
3 rounds of Half loop partner catchup runs with 5/10/15 Plank Jacks and Flutters with partner pax giving 3/4/5 second head start.
Finale was a 7 station Starfish with run to station, do labeled exercises, bear crawl back to middle and 1 burpee, escalating plus 1 burpee for every station until all 7 were complete.
MARY: Some old school karate punch combos. The was an exotic dancer story of my old Dojo days.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Every one of them. Read the newsletter.
COT: Yes. All shared something. We all need love from above.

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Put a cap on it

WARMUP: We warmed up, standard fashion.
SSH, Cherry pickers, windmill, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers
THE THANG: 3 rounds, 1 min each
tempo squats, lunge, Al Gores
3 rounds, 1 min each
Slow merkins, shoulder taps, slow wide arm merkins
3 rounds, 1 min each
Superman pulls, Slow flutters, reverse snow angels,
Bear crawls,
Broga
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Welcome back Mile High

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Slaughter Moderate Hug Fest

WARMUP:
– Windmills at hurricane speed
THE THANG:
1. Run to the side parking lot and form groups of 3.
1. One team member at each end of the parking lot doing exercises. One team member running
2. first round LBC and CDD
3. second round Squats are Merkins
4. repeat each round twice.
1. Run to the bleachers
1. Elevens
2. Step us are the bottom -> 2 legs =1
3. Dips at the top
1. Run to the main parking lot
1. Bear crawl to each line and do merkins
2. Suicided back -> Nur their run back
3. Repeat
1. Return to COT

Suplex completed most of the work out with a 30lb vest. Slaugher turned up the pace ensure we are all >1% better.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Naked Gun
– Hero 5K
– Family Care Center
COT:
1. Request made for patience when dealing with kids and loved ones.
2. A PAX had a new baby this week and mother baby are doing well.

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Thunderstruck VC Volleyball Season Opening Celebration

Musical Soundtrack: AC/DC Live Album (1991) Released Oct 27, 1992, edited for brevity.
See Amazon Playlist: “AC/DC Live F3 Workout 45 minutes”

Warmup:
– Mosey a lap
– Mountain Climbers
– Big Boy Sit-ups
– Imperial Walkers
– Hillbilly Walkers
– Windmills
– LBC

THE THANG:
WANNABE A BALLER?
80-160-240 Dora. Run down and take a shot on the hoop. If you make the shot, then you get to take 10 off of your required number of reps for the current exercise.
– 80 Merkin
– 160 Squat
– 240 LBC

ALTERNATING CURRENT: Do an exercise, and then bear crawl to the line, and then nur back.
– 30 Big Boys
– 15 Merkins
– 30 Low Slow Squats
– 30 Bicycles
DIRECT CURRENT: Do two exercises, then run a lap.
– 20 Carolina Dry Docks 30 second plank
– 30 Calf Raise 20 Flutters (count on the left leg)
– 10 Mike Tysons 30 LBC
– 30 Squats 20 American Hammer

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4 corner fun

WARMUP:
20 SSH
10 wind mill
10 imperial Walker
10 cherry picker
Other stretching

THE THANG:

4 corners
5 reps per corner
Burpee’s, big boy sit-ups, Carolina dry dock, lunges

Ladder on the basketball courts
1-6 pushups down
6-1 LBCs back

MARY:
Various an exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See newsletter

COT:
Prayer for families and work

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