WARMUP:
SSH
IMP WALKERS
HILLBILLY WALKERS
MTN CLIMBERS
BROGA
THE THANG:
Mosey to sausage hill
7s MOT bear crawl up run down
CCD
Squats
Mosey to movies
20 Dips
Dora
70 Merkins
140 Squats
220 LBCs
Parking lot lunges
2 Merkins at each stripe compounded
MARY:
Rosalitas
Box cutters
Squirms
Peter Pointers
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence
Jaeger
Vuvu Run
COT:
Mental health
Pre-Workout Prep
Pulled into the gloom at 4:45 AM—silent, still, and completely void of movement. With no one in sight, I set up three lanes with four stations each:
• Cone 1: 5-gallon buckets filled with bricks for farmer carries
• Cone 2: Cinderblocks
• Cone 3: Sandbags
• Cone 4: More cinderblocks
Then it hit me—I was 15 minutes early. The start time was 5:15, not 5:00. So, a slow mosey to the COT area, where I linked up with Farmers Only and Brawley. Soon enough, the PAX began to roll in, ready to put in work.
At 5:15 on the dot, we launched. Disclaimer was given, and movement began.
Warmup (Buy-In)
• 25 Cinderblock Thrusters
• 25 Sandbag Throws
• 25 Bucket Squats
The Thang
PAX counted off into two teams, then received their marching orders: Work through each station in rotation, with a farmer carry serving as the movement driver.
Round 1
• Cone 1: Farmer carry buckets (approx. 0.05 miles)
• Cone 2: Sandbag Squats
• Cone 3: Cinderblock Front Raises
• Cone 4: Cinderblock Overhead Press
Partner 1 carried the two 5-gallon buckets down to the cone and back while the remaining PAX worked at their respective stations. Upon return, everyone rotated stations.
Round 2
• Cone 1: Farmer carry buckets
• Cone 2: Sandbag Bent Over Rows
• Cone 3: Cinderblock Curls to Press
• Cone 4: Cinderblock Tricep Extensions
Round 3
• Cone 1: Farmer carry buckets
• Cone 2: Sandbag Curls
• Cone 3: Cinderblock Manmakers
• Cone 4: Cinderblock Swings
Rinse and repeat—we cycled back to Round 1 and got about halfway through before time called.
Finisher (Buy-Out)
• 25 Cinderblock Thrusters
• 25 Sandbag Throws
• 25 Bucket Squats
Quick clean-up, then straight to COT.
COT (Circle of Trust)
Announcements:
• Convergence Friday
• The Jäger on Saturday, plus the check giveaway
• Fast 5K for Luka
• Read your newsletter for more details
Prayers/Praises:
• Health concerns for many family members
• Mental health struggles among the PAX and their loved ones
• Gratitude for the men who showed up, held each other accountable, and pushed through the work
Final Thoughts
No wasted reps. No shortcuts. Just men showing up in the gloom, embracing the grind, and getting stronger together. Iron sharpens iron.
SYITG.
WARMUP: around the world
good morning
some fake yoga
THE THANG:
Barbarian to Press
8 reps for 5 rounds
in between rounds:
1. bear crawl – lunge walk back
2. crawl bear – reverse lunge walk back
3. bear crawl w/ bell – lunge walk back w/ bell
4. crawl bear w/ bell (sucked) – reverse lunge walk back (sucked more) (JWOW about fell over)
Bulgarian Split Squat and Cleans
1-2-3-4-5-4-3-2-1
Waiter carry back to COT
Right Hand: Row, Clean, Swing, Snatch
Left Hand: Row, Clean, Swing, Snatch
5-4-3-2-1
MARY:
again time was limited. Quack Attack is probably right about me.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3/14 Convergence @ the hive
3/15 Jäger @ GHMS
4/12 Luka Fast 5 @ PKMS
COT: Was held
WARMUP: 12 Moroccan Night Clubs, 12 Windmills, 12 Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: 4 Dora’s each w/300 reps of various thing’s including some hill runs, bear crawls and swamp rifle carry’s for partners.
MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence, JEAGER, read your news letter, etc.
COT: It is what it is…
WARMUP:
– SSH / CP / IW / WM
THE THANG:
– mosey to traffic light
– traveling PAX with sandbag to light pole, remaining PAX do exercise chosen by traveling PAX
– back to COT
– Jack-Webb with ruck 10-40 Merkin-OHC
MARY:
– Sally: flutters
– brief Broga
– Thunderstruck: manmakers with SSH
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read newsletter
COT:
– was held
Straight from the email inbox, delivered from GoRuck’s Tribe workouts, we performed The Valentine’s Day Massacre-Post Mortem (or most of it, at least)
WARMUP: Carry all sand bags to our starting point for a few of the typical warmup exercises.
THE THANG:
Buy-In: 100 Sandbag Back Squats
Then, 4 Rounds:
200m Sandbag Shuffle
20 Sandbag Clean & Front Toss
20 Bear Crawl Sandbag Drags (each drag=1)
20 Sandbag Shoulder-to-Shoulders (each side=1)
Cash-Out: 100 Sandbag Front Squats (Punchlist did finish, I did not)
2 Things happened this morning that I greatly appreciate:
1. When starting round 4, it appeared that I had enough time to complete so I made a comment about taking my foot off the gas. Band Camp then said he’d murder me if I let up, I’m paraphrasing. I appreciate the reminder that just because I’ve done good work before, it’s not a hall pass to coast into the perceived finish line.
2. While executing the Cash-Out Squats, I was nearing squat #20 and my form was beginning to suffer. I was leaning forward at the waist and compromising form. Seeing this, Punchlist called me out by name stating my error noting this was not the proper way to perform a squat, especially with the added weight of a sandbag. This means a ton to me because that translates to someone caring enough about me to not let me live incorrectly. You may roll your eyes at the connection but I could have easily continued my incorrect squats and have nothing happen. Or, I could’ve easily injured myself. Regardless, I wasn’t realizing the benefit of doing the hard work and PL saw that. I appreciate that.
MARY: Assumed it was included in the above.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: 5th Core Principle
WARMUP: SSH and the Kasbah #2s
THE THANG: 12 was the rep count for all work to honor LEOs including my nephew. Ruck over to railing facing the lake and some hopping merkins until we got to the stairs. Up the stairs and over to the Marriott where we talked about Gratitude and Attitude then did some Russian Tap Dancers and LSS. Rucked to Sunbelt and talked about Maintaining focus and Energy. Rucked the perimeter of the parking lot and up to the roundabout. There, we did some calls raisers and slightly inclined merkins. Rucked back up the hill toward Panera passing around <@U02JMD0EKS8>’s 60 pounder. Rucked through the quiet zone again then back for some Mary. It felt quite contrary but we did some BB Crunches, Protractors and finally some body destroyers. The PAX were very gracious and kind.
MARY: Not Wild Eyed Crazy but yes, she popped on.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: <@U02JMD0EKS8> Bon Voyage March 1st, <#C040E2ZA943> March 8th, Convergence at <#C02P7E6JT55> on March 14th and the <#C03J56KFVAA> #Jaeger March 15th.
COT: Prayers for health and for strength. Prayers for the families of those who lost loved ones. Praises for Gratitude including the PAX and new jobs.
WARMUP: stretch, mobility
THE THANG: rucks on move from point to point stopping every 3-4 min and completeing 10 squats, 10 merkins 30 second plank, 10 overhead presses.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Battlebot going away Q at Alcatrez, Jaeger
COT: Health for kids, marriages
WARMUP: plank position… upward<>downward dog, merkins, updog<>downdog, plank jacks, upward<>downward, dog peter parkers, upward<>downward dog
THE THANG: weights 10-35lbs used (pax choice)… run the Kettlebell mile (around all the stop signs of the Earthfare lot and behind Earthfare 3x) holding the weight on one side and switching hands as many times as desired… once finished leave bell on Earthfare sidewalk…
Run to SouthState Bank 6 burpees
Run back to your KB and 6 snatches each side
Run to Firebirds and 12 dips on bench
Run back to your KB and 6 snatches each side
Run to FifthThird Bank and 6 burpees
Run back to your KB and 6 snatches each side
Run behind Arby’s and 12 hand release merkins
Run back to your KB and 6 snatches each side
Rinse and Repeat (not the KB mile) except 3 snatches each side this time… then pick up the 6…
SURPRISE!!! We did 1/4 mile with our KBs to finish the workout. That was a crowd pleaser.
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: We Ran. Some got 4 some hit 5
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam 2 Dam
COT: