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7 Squared

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So when i saw on Twitter that Spiderman needed a sub for his Q i said to myself, these fools will think this ole trail runner could never give them a proper ass whooping. It had been at least 6 months since i Q’d a bootcamp. Well i properly kicked my own ass with my Q and mumble chatter was kept to a minimum during the workout, except for Trucker who is always complaining and talking.

the Warmup   Mosey to football field for warmup

    • 19 Hill Billy Walkers
    • 9 Windmills
    • 9 Low Slow Squat-Hold 5 Seconds At Bottom
    • 19 Moroccan Nightclub

The Thang

Start on football field at 50 yard line on sideline. This was one of the 4 corners used for exercises. each exercise was in reps of 7. The other corners where each side of end zone and back to other side of the 50 yard line. After all exercises where done at each corner all reps went up 7 each new round. To get to each corner you moseyed from 50 yard line to end zone corner, then from there you Lt. Dan across entire end zone to other corner, mosey back to 50 yard line from that corner, then Bear Crawl across field to other sideline. Heres the exercises and the total amount done in parentheses.

  1. Burpees (28)
  2. Hand Release Merkins (56)
  3. CDD (84)
  4. Monkey Humpers (112)
  5. Flutter Kicks (140)

We did 250 yards of Lt. Dans and 250 yards of Bear Crawls

500 yards of moseying.

Finished with about 5 minutes left so i took pax back to COT and we did various leg stretches we had a lot of groaning from everyone.

Thanks to Spiderman for the Q and hope made Cyclops proud for his AO. I think this Trail Runner still has it and love having the Q!

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Sprinting in the Corral

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The day started with 4 PAX for extra credit, Dark Helmet, Mainframe, Cake Boss and YHC. We did some hill repeats behind the apartment complex.

We headed back to the Harris Teeter parking lot and the crowd was anxious to get started, 7 ruckers went their way led by Mainframe and 11 bootcampers joined me for the following:

MOSEY and Warm Up:

Windmills
Moroccan night clubs
SSH
Low slow squat
Low slow merkin

MOSEY to Green Olive parking lot for the real thing, going across the parking lot (approx 30 yards) back and forth with different methods of transportation:

10 burpees
Duck walk
15 wide arm merkins
Sprint
20 squats
Bear crawl
25 curb dip
Sprint
30 flutters
Lunge walk
25 merkin
Sprint
20 shoulder taps
Crab walk
15 CDD
Sprint
10 diamond merkin

clearly some PAX sprint way faster than a couple of whiny yoggers.

Next up and lot of chatter for this one:

Captain Thor

Rinse and repeat parking lot circuit with a twist:

10 burpees
Duck walk
15 wide arm merkins
NUR
20 squats
Bear crawl
25 curb dip
NUR
30 flutters
Lunge walk
25 merkin
NUR
20 shoulder taps
Crab walk
15 CDD
NUR
10 diamond merkin

With less than 7 minutes to spare we added some more ab lab:
50 lbcs
10 big boy
50 lbcs

Back to COT to meet with the ruckers and one runner (Twister)

Announcements:
Marriage strengthening Book study at bagel boat after Poopdeck/tugboat for the next 9 weeks every Thursday at 6:15 ish
FOR MEN ONLY is based on how to understand women and will help to understand our M’s and be better husbands contact Homebrew for more info.

Ruck Flag handoff to mainframe due to Routers’ injury, prayers for him and all injured pax.

 

Thanks Lutefisk for the opportunity to lead.

Tinsel OUT!

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Hearts-a-Pumpin at the Abyss

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Twas a warm but damp morning when 6 PAX chose to beat the fartsack for a Wolverine beatdown at the Abyss.  Here’s the dealio:

Warm-o-Rama

  • Brief mosey to the back to the school
  • 8 Windmills, IC
  • 20 SSH, IC
  • 15 Imperial Walkers IC
  • 10 Merkins, IC
  • Downward Dog
  • Honeymooner
  • 20 Moroccan Night Clubs, IC

The Thang, Part 1

  • Each Pax, at his own pace would execute 40 pull-ups and 5 laps around the track behind the school

The Thang Part II

Using 8 cones, 10 yards apart, alternating tall and short cones:

  • Suicide to large cones, 1 burpee at the 1st, 2 at the 2nd, 3 at the 3rd, 4 at the 4th
  • Lunge between large cones, execute called out exercise (merkins/squats etc.) broad jump to next cone etc.
  • Break from cones over to wall for People’s Chair – 3 burpees down the line while others hold
  • BTTW for 30 seconds
  • Back to the cones
    • Team suicide – entire team of 2 or 3 finishes together
  • More action between cones with exercises – crab walk, bear crawl, crab cakes, pistol squats

Moleskin

It was a relatively quiet bunch as we were counting and sucking wind.  Upcoming convergence announcement around the “one word” for 2020. Praise and prayers for a prosperous 2020, sick and injured pax.  Prayers for widsom and gratitude for Grace.

It was an honor as always,

Aye, Wolverine

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Jack of all Kinds and The ShovelFlag Switch

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21 Pax showed up for the Slug-fest that was a Cha-Ching and YHC’s Co-Q.  All Pax arrived on time for the special 0500 kick off. I was taking the #ShovelFlag at the end of the Beatdown so we wanted to do something brutally special to mark the occasion.

Quick disclaimer and we where off and rolling. Cha-Ching had the 1st 30 minutes and didnt’t disappoint.

Mosey to the end of the BEst Buy /Pet Smart Parking lot.  30 SSH- Mosey on to the other side of Home Depot 15 bomb jacks, run back to spot by Petsmart 20 smurfjacks, run back to HD 30 seal jacks, run back to PS, 30 plank Jacks.

Mosey over to the wide parking lot in front of PS.  Break up into two groups for a new take on Bone the Fish.

Bear crawl up two parking spaces then side crawl down the line then up two more, rinse and repeat. Total parking lot length was about 15 spaces.  At the end do 30 squat jumps. Bear Crawl down and back again , do 20 donkey kicks. Then we bear crawled up two spaces and side shuffeled the width of the whole parking lot. Continue this down the length and did 10 burpees to complete the movement.

Mosey over to the fountain 3 types of burpees before time expired on the first 30 minutes.

5x Kracken Burpees, 5x knee slap burpees and 5x 1 leg burpees.

At this Point I took the Reins:

The Shovel Flag Switch

Split PAx into teams of 3.

MAX REPS TO FAILURE

P1s = Body weight in the lower level of stair alley

P2s= Run between groups: up/down the stairs

P3s= Cinder blocks

Basic rules: P1 Starts on the bottom level of the outdoor patio across from Just Fresh doing Max Rep Body weight exercises.  P3 moves to the dead end side of the parking load and does max reps of cinder block exercises. P2 starts with P3 and runs roughly 100 yrds up and down the stairs to P1. Upon arrival they switch. P2 does body weight and P1 runs up and down the stairs to P3 and they Switch as per the above.  Rinse and repeat through the various exercise combos.

Exercises:

Round 1- P1- MTN Climbers P3- Block Squats

Round 2-  P1- LBCs P3- Block Swings

Round 3- P1- Squats  P3- Block Curls

Round 4- P1- Bomb Jacks- P3- OH Presses

Round 5-P1- The Claw( Thnaks PotHole)   : P3- Block Hammers

Round 6 P1- Merkins  P3- Squat Thrusts

Round 7 P1-Peter Parkers P3- Alt Hand Block Merks

Round 8 P1- BBS  P3- Man Makers

We Made it Through 6 rounds finishing on Squat Thrusters and Merkins.

With 4-5 minutes left we picked up the cindys, beatdown boards and laundry pile( it was decidedly warmer than some of us expected)  shuffled back for COT.

I accepted the Shovel Flag and look forward to growing the reputation of the #Swamp as a smoker AO in The FORT.  Appreciate Cha-Ching thinking of me to take over for him. It’s an honor!

Duck Out!

 

 

 

 

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11/20/2019 Pantheon Backblast

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‘BACK-blast’ or rather Back workout day at Pantheon.  Brought out Pandoras Box ( travel trailer with gym equipment ) for alternating partner work.

Warmup:  2 rounds of Side Straddle hops, Low Slow Squats and Carolina Dry docks x 10 reps in cadence.  2nd set at faster cadence.  Add’l set of Front Straddle hops ( seal jacks ) with tight body to activate the back muscles.

The Thang:  2 Full rounds

  • TRX – 15 reps of wide, med, and close grip x15 reps – Partner:  mac tar jai,
  • 35lb battle ropes – 15 reps of full, medium and close motion – Partner:  plank hold,
  • Slam ballz – 3 sets of 5 reps w/ 20, 16, and 12 lb ballz – Partner:  25lb standing chair DB rows
  • Pullups – 3 sets of 5 reps – Partner:  25lb DB pullover,
  • Deadlift – 3 sets of 5 reps w/105lb barbell – Partner:  12lb wide range American Hammer

Intermezzo:  3 sets – Reverse ballz to the wall walks – Partner:  5 sec fence pull-up hold

Cool down – Back stretches – 10 reps each of wide arm circles ( backward/forward ), body huggerz, Carolina Dry Dock stretch, Honeymooner stretch.

Prayers/Praises – Clean Cancer Scans, Patience around holidays with family, work travel.

Announcements – Clave Boss Christmas festivities.

Thank you for the assistance in repacking the trailer.

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Not really a merkinfest…more a don’t stop movingfest

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20 PAX gathered for a Jedi inspired chilly morning at the Swamp.  This Friday AO is a great place to run around, see lots of parking lots, check out stairs and look at the water feature fountain…hard to pass up and a good place to be if you’ve never been.  Quick disclaimer and YHC was shot out of a cannon.  With the first mosey stop at Petsmart, the PAX followed the leader for some parking lot shuffles, karaokes, high knees, and butt kickers before progressing to the previously mentioned fountain.

Prior to getting to the fountain, we stopped in the back parking lot for some warm-ups which included: low slow squats, slow windmills, merkins (all counts of 10).  Given this is a Cha Ching AO, what better way to get the PAX warmed up than a Cha Ching inspired 60 seconds of blood pumping 33 SSH and 7 burpee – rinse and repeat for a 2nd min.  This was followed by some up/down dog stretching and then on to The Thang!

Mosey over to the fountain where it was time to get our merkin on…(not that kind of merkin so calm down).

  • 20 regular merkins
  • 20 wide arm
  • 20 diamond
  • 20 decline
  • 20 ranger
  • 20 incline
  • 20 hand release

After every round of merkins, PAX were instructed to run to the stairs – up, down, back up, then back down and back to the fountain…for the next set of merkins.

Since this was not enough fun, we partnered up and did some Dora with our new partner.

  • 100 bombjacks
  • 200 CDD
  • 300 American Hammers (double count…well, because)

As partner 1 did exercise in the “warm-up” parking lot by the stairs, partner 2 took off to the fountain and did 20 dips before returning and relieving their partner.  This took a good amount of time but the PAX finished American Hammer’s with the 6.

PAX took off towards COT but with 5 or so minutes remaining, MARY was calling our name so we answered the call.  PAX went around clockwise with ab exercises until the bell was rung.

Normal mix at COT, but the highlight of the morning was welcoming FNG, now Chicken Noodle, to the party to join the lineage of other “chicken” inspired PAX.  Thoughts and prayers to all prayers and praises raised.  Thanks as always to Cha Ching for the call…enjoyed every minute of it!

Shady

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