The Nethers

WARMUP: No. This is Minnow Pond, bro…

THE THANG:
– Run to top of main street – rally at Hardee’s
– 15 burpees to kick it off

– Run to Town Hall
– 15/15/30 – Merkins/Squats/Flutters

– Run to Domino’s
– 15/15/30 – Merkins/Squats/Flutters

– Run to Wing King
– 15/15/30 – Merkins/Squats/Flutters

– Run to corner of Doby Ct. on RIGHT
– 15/15/30 – Merkins/Squats/Flutters

– Run Doby Ct to other end (loop)
– 15/15/30 – Merkins/Squats/Flutters

– Run down Doby’s Bridge and turn LEFT on Kimbrell – run to corner of Kanawha/Pine Trails
– 15/15/30 – Merkins/Squats/Flutters

– Run Kanawha Ct – then turn LEFT
– 15/15/30 – Merkins/Squats/Flutters

– Run to 160/Tom Hall – then turn LEFT
– 15/15/30 – Merkins/Squats/Flutters

– Run back to COT – if time make a stop at Domino’s
– 15/15/30 – Merkins/Squats/Flutters

– Total mileage should have been in the 3.3-ish range…

MARY: Only for the fast guys that didn’t go pick up the 6

ANNOUNCEMENTS: No one reads these. I’m not typing it. Read your newsletter or whatever…

MOLESKIN: Need to add this as a section to the Slack/Back… it’s a fun recap of the odd and funny happenings during the workout… like Bobber being at the very back, or Jekyll railing on and on about investments or whatever it was, or YHC pulling a Zima and tripping on the sidewalk… stuff like that.

COT: 5th Core Principle

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Tour De Campus

WARMUP: mosey to main entrance circled up for
wind mill, IW, Hillbilly Walkers, merkins, Mountain Climbers and MNC

THE THANG: 5 light pole work at the main entrance. Treat it like a suicide drill with exercises at each light
1) 10 Merkins
2) 15 Squats
3) 20 CDD
4) 25 Monkey Humpers
5) 30 LBC

Mosey to front of school for 10 Slow Merkins 3 count down, 3 count hold, 3 count up = 1 then mosey to pull up bars. Partnered up since only 2 pull up bars. 1 partner 10 pull-ups other partner in a plank. Rinse and repeat.
Mosey to benches. 3 exercises going 1 and up to 10 of each exercises. 2 rounds
1st round
Dips, Derkins, Big Boys

2nd round
Step ups, sumo squats, heels to Heaven

With 5 minutes left mosey up the hill and stopped halfway for 10 Wide arm merkins and 10 feet at 6inches LBC

Mosey to COT back at 6:00

ANNOUNCEMENTS: charity Shoot and Blood drive
COT:prayers and praise for healing, prayers for Bass and M traveling today.

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Orange is the new NC State Red

WARMUP: mossy to playground for SSH, IW, HW, merkins
THE THANG: Each PAX completed 10 pull-ups then ran the path. For round 1, 15 merkins at each swing. Complete another 10 pull-ups and repeat path with 20 LBCs at each swing. Complete another 10 pull-ups and repeat path with 15 squats. Wrap it up with 10 pull-ups. Not sure Dark Helmet completed pull-ups or proper merkins since he was in the dark the entire time. Slapshot was leader as he’s trying to encourage PSU football team to whip up on that school to the south (No Pusher that doesn’t mean South Carolina) – Ohio State. Maximus wore the new NC State colors orange for his failed bet on them beating Clemson (but the ACC is a basketball conference not football conference 🤷‍♂️). Band camp never stops pushing PAX and Kermit is still in cloud 9 for Tennessee (the real orange) for beating the other school to the south (again, not South Carolina nor Georgia). Bobber even posted and complained that the monkey bars were wet (isn’t he a fisherman? Aren’t they always wet?)
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: skeet shooting sign ups!! Shower curtain collecting coats
COT: prayers for Shower Curtain continued healing, balance – even better harmony.

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Speed Zone Board of Pain

WARMUP: 1/4 mile
THE THANG: 1 rounds of 10/21/22 reps with a 1/4 mile run in between and a speed zone with 5 alternating modes of transportation
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: join us for a spartan in November
COT:

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Spooky Halloween Dance Party

Today at the Ballroom, we took the AO name seriously and had a Halloween dance party. All movements were done in cadence with the music. The list of movements were as follows, and the order was totally arbitrary.

Step touch
SSH
Thrillers
Overhead claps with step touch
Hillbilly walkers
Side straddle hops
Jumping lunges
Grave diggers
Imperial walkers
Merkins
LBCs
Squats
Zombie walks
Mountain climbers
Bomb jacks
Shoulder taps
Plank jacks
Speed skaters

As always, I disclaim “anything you say can and will be used against you”. I exercised this statement to throw in some burpees by popular request.

at the call of “aaaand that’s 6 O’clock”, some PAX were surprised that we were already finished.

Playlist available upon request

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Stone Cold Stunner=Burpees

WARMUP:

50 SSH IC
40 Mt. Climbers IC
30 MNC IC
20 Flutters IC
10 Merkins IC

15 burpees

Mosey to the bottom of the entrance Hill.

Started a ladder to the top of the hill. At each light pole did the following reps

5
10
15
20
25
30
Round 1 was HR Merkins
Once at the top of the hill we did the same thing with Squats.

After this we did a brief mosey to the handicapped parking lot by the football field. Did some bomb jacks to make it fun.

With 15 minutes left we got back to COT for a Tabata Series. 30 seconds on 10 seconds rest. We did 5 minutes of merkins/shoulders then 5 minutes of Abs/Core.

So much like your favorite professional wrestlers growing up who all had their own signature finishing move (stone cold stunner for example) I too have a finishing move that ensures “victory”.

To finish the workout we did a 5 minute EMOM 10 burpees every minute.

The Pax were delighted.

Thanks to Yardsale for the call.

Until next time!

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Double Booked at Bushwood

COP
1:4 – 5:20 Burpees:SSH

“Whoever isolates himself seeks his own desire; he breaks out against all sound judgment.”
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭18:1‬ ‭‬‬

Lately, YHC has been feeling a bit out of sorts, and some of that has lead to isolation. Not excited about it in the least. But when things don’t seem to go our way, the verse rings true. We fall back into the comfort of isolation, listening to only our own voice – breaking out against all sound judgment. Accepting advice from no one.

Hill Suicides
Each Median Break
10, 20, 30 Merkins/LBC’s at each turning point.
10, 20, 30 Curb Dips/Flutters

“The purpose in a man’s heart is like deep water, but a man of understanding will draw it out.”
‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭20:5‬ ‭‬‬

We will drown if we do it alone. We must seek wise counsel – drawing out understanding by rubbing shoulders with other wise men. We cannot do this alone. We are fools if we think we can beat the odds.

Round 2
10, 20, 30 CDD’s/Hello Dollies
10, 20, 30 Squats/Rosalitas

“As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another.”
Proverbs 27:17

On the way back to COT, did some lunge walks, squats, active recovery pulses.

MARY: Finished off with gas pumpers and WWI Sit-ups

COT
Prayers for Cyclops’ 2.0 and mental health
Prayers for UHAUL’s buddy – son going through some health issues
Prayers for YHC that isolation not get the best of me

Punch List Out

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Round and a round

WARMUP: We started off taking a nice mosey down to the pull up bars. After a few sets of pull ups, merkins, lbcs, squats we got into it.
THE THANG: Mosey down to the light poles. The cont was 10. pole 1 was lbcs, pole 2 we added squats, next pole merkins, next squats, next mountain climbers. We then took a lap around the school back to the pull up bars 5 pull ups. We started the police routine again with 15 the q made a mistake and we did all the exercises at each pole. Another lab around the school to the pull up bars for 10 more. Then the poles for 20.

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Surprise! Lights Special

WARMUP: Mosey to blue benches, Side Straddle Hops, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Cherry Pickers, Honey Mooner, and Downward Dog
THE THANG: 11s = Starting with Dips on the blue benches and ran down the sloped hilly driveway to the second light pole to do Merkins. After, mosey back to the parking lot next to COT. Started with 10 Burpees at first light pole, then 20 Shoulder Taps at the second light pole, and Squats at the last light pole with mode of transportation (MOT) for the first round being Lunges and running back to the start. Second Round involved the same exercises at each light pole, but with MOT being Bear Crawls, and final round same exercises at each light pole, but with MOT being Nur.
MARY: Flutters, American Hammers, Hello Dollies, and Big Boy Sit Ups
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Skeet Shooting on November 11, Bourbon Tasting on November 18, Spartan Race on November 19, and Shower Curtain (Fall Risk) having the coat drive.
COT: Patience with Ms and 2.0s giving them the proper attention as a husband and father.

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Head -Shoulder -Shoulders -knees OH No

4 Corners of weeping WEP

Warm up:
15 SSH
15 Wind Mills

Mosey to WEP

4 Corners of Pain!
All corners are 25 reps of each

Lap 1: Hand Release Merkins, MtN Climbers (Double Count)
Lap 2: LBC, Flutters (Double Count)
Lap 3: Squats, Lunges (Double Count)

We didn’t make it to lap 4 but we ended with 10 Burpee’s

Mosey back to COT

Praise for Funhouses son coming to visit. Prayers for safe travels for my in laws and for my daughter Kaylie who will be dedicated this Sunday

-Yard Sale

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