The Coaches Box 8-14-2025

WARMUP:

– 10 Side straddle hops
– 10 Grass-pickers
– Plank to down dog, calf stretch’s to sunrise

THE THANG:

Gear: Rucksack, Sandbag, 2 x Cindy’s

– Move to Cindy storage

– Load up and move to first corner of the lot by light post

– 20 Cinder block split squats

– Load up and move to far corner by band practice lot entrance

– 20 Landmine hack squats (in the Spirit of Suplex)

– Load up and move to front entrance and down to the bottom of the hill.

– Down and Up the hill then return to band practice lot

– Ran out of time for 20 Cinder block merkins

– Mosey to COT and take cover…

Moved roughly a mile under heavy load (burden)

MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletters
COT: It is what it is… Work to put your Maker first.

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Coupon Savings

WARMUP: Skip handles the warmup w a mosey and SSH, merkens, wind mills and stretching.
THE THANG: Skip took the 1st 30. Ran to Massey hill and conducted partner workout with burpees, squats, lunges and merkens. Mosey 100 yards between reps. I took next 30’w a mosey back to WEP parking lot. 100 counts of chest press, squats, curls, and swings. This was a DORA so the partner farmer carried up hill between sets.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: fill the bus
COT: what happens stays.

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Smoked Briskets

WARMUP: windmills, cherry pickers, hillbilly walkers
THE THANG: 100 yard sprints 6x, bar work, toe lifts, knee lifts, side crunches to failure 3x,
Wall work: crunches, penguins, toe touches till failure 3x
Block work: overhead press, curl, triceps. Till failure 3x
Bar work: pull ups, chin ups, sides till failure 3x.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read news letter
COT:

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5,4,3,2,1 Bank Run

WARMUP:

THE THANG:
Exercises:
1-Burpee
2-Lunges each side
3-Windmill Merkins
4-Penguins each side
5-Peter Parker’s

Stops:
5 Banks between STL and Gold Hill
Rinse and repeat on the way back

MARY:
10 LBC IC
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter
COT:
Show To Know

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Donkey Kong

WARMUP:
– yes…at our age we all should do at least some of that!
THE THANG:
– “kick like a Donkey and pull like a Mule”
– Clickbait smoked our shoulders and arms while Grinder had a cardio and core focus.
MARY:
– we all tried to EH an FNG at the end, success TBD #GiveItAway
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Two Qs Walk Into The Fort… One Brought Coupons, The Other Brought Regret

Conditions: Humid, heavy, and perfect for the grind

Warm-Up (Cornerstone on Q):
– 10 Windmills
– 10 Cherry Pickers
The Thigh Fryer (3 Sets):
– 20 Squats
– 20 Merkins

EMOM Hill Burn (4 Rounds – 12 Minutes Total):
Every 2 minutes:
– Run ~200m to the top of the hill
– 10 Mike Tysons
– Kraken Burpees until the timer ends
– 1 min rest between rounds

Slowsy to the car for coupons and made our way to the amphitheater for some station-based brutality:

Coupon Circuit – 45 sec work / 15 sec rest (8 Stations):
– Alternating One-Arm KB Swings
– Wall Ball Squats
– KB Curls
– Slam Ball Smashes
– KB Goblet Squats
– Dumbbell Lateral Raise → Front Raise
– Sandbag Deadlifts
– Sandbag Sit-Ups

Half-Time Substitution: Cuomo on Q

Playground Pain – “5/31 Special” (6 Rounds):
Each round:
– 5 Pull-Ups
– 31 of the following (new one each round):
– LBCs
– American Hammers
– Big Boys
– Flutters
– Boats & Canoes
– Mountain Climbers
– Lap after each set
Finisher – Modified Elevens on the Hill (aka Sixes):
– Bottom: Carolina Dry Docks
– Top: Overhead Claps

Time Called: Right on schedule

Moleskine: Cornerstone brought the burn, Cuomo brought the creativity, and the PAX brought the grit. Solid mix of cardio, strength, and coordination. The coupons didn’t disappoint and neither did the effort. Strong push all around.

COT: Prayers and Praises

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Autobahn Virgin Q

WARMUP:
15 Wind mill
15 Hill Billy walkers
15 cherry pickers
20 Squats
20 Merkins
THE THANG
Mosey to the back of Harris Teeter (HT)
• “Cocaine Bear Crawl” (in groups of 3):
1 round of bear crawl per person
Meanwhile, waiting PAX perform:
• Side Straddle Hops and
• Sumo Squats
Mosey to the Spring of Arbors Apartments
• Pendulum Drill:
• Start with 7 burpees and 1 squat
• Then 6 burpees, 2 squats
• Continue until 1 burpee and 7 squats
Mosey to the church
• Partner Workout:
• Goal: 100 combined step-ups
• Partner A performs step-ups
• Partner B runs a lap
• Switch until the team completes 100 total step-ups

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skinny arms

WARMUP:
– SSH / CP / IW / WM
THE THANG:
– 4-corners: 2x sandbag / 2x cindy / 2x abs / 2x kettlebell
– tire flip: 2 teams
– Jack Webb: 1:4 Merkins + OH clap
MARY:
– 6-count burpee
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– read your newsletter
COT:
– was held

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ChatGPT Wrote It, Your Quads Regret It

WARMUP:
– Windmills – 10 IC
– Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
– Arm Circles – 10 IC
– Overhead Claps – 25 IC
– Mosey to the larger parking lot

THE THANG:
Part 1: Dora 1-2-3 – Partner up
– 100 Merkins
– 200 LBCs
– 300 Air Squats
– While one partner worked, the other ran a 50-yard shuttle.

Part 2: Four Corners – AMRAP
PAX took on each corner with intensity:
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Bonnie Blairs
– 30 Plank Jacks
– 40 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

Part 3: Jack Webb
1 Merkin to 4 Air Presses, all the way up to 5:20.

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
Worst Worst LBC – 10 IC
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Right Leg
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Left Leg

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Blood Drive
– Cannoli Run
– Read your news letter

COT:
Prayers and praises, This was done C-Span Style everyone shared.

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