Where’s the Rain?!

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walker, Windmills, moseys
THE THANG: Agility runs, 7 Burpees-People’s Chair, 2 rounds of Tabata legs, chest and core
MARY: Thunderstruck Plank Jacks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Culture Club grand baby arrived yesterday. Harry Carry’s 2.0 has Trumpet audition at Winthrop, JCruise has a donor lined up for Winthrop Music/Arts department that will match 3x small dollar donations, I suggested Band Camp get pledges for each mile he Bear Crawls in March.

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Oil Change

WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, LSS
THE THANG: Bearcrawled from COT to the starting point.
The first workout was the Longest Mile:
• 10 Burpees
• 100 meter Run
• 10 Air Squats
• 100 meter Run
• 10 Push-Ups
• 100 meter Run
• 10 Sit-Ups
• 100 meter Run

Second Workout was a modified Nine Eagles using cinderblocks :

• 11 Merkins
• 11 Lunges (total)
• 11 Overhead Press
• 11 Overhead Squat
• 11 Swings
• 11 Flutter Kicks w/ Press (4 count)
• 11 Mountain Climbers (4 count)
• 11 V-Ups
• 11 Bent over Rows
Farmer carry cinder block 200 meters

Repeat list x6 ( got through 3-4 round before running out of time)

MARY: LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter, Community check presentation at the Print Shop this Sat and Convergence next Sat.
COT: Closed in prayer

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It burns, burns, burns….

WARMUP

SSH x 15 (IC)
MNC’s x 15 (IC)
Downward Dog Calve stretch (In honor of the Clave Boss)

Mosey to Football Field

Cherry Pickers x 10 (IC)
IW x 10 (IC)
HW x 10 (IC)

THE THANG

Use football field for 100 yards, using 10 yards increments as markers.
10 Merkins, 1 Burpee (11’s) at the 10, sprint the remaining 90 yards
Recover jog to 20
Perform 9 merkins, 2 Burpees, sprint the remaining 80 yards
Recover jog to 30
Repeat until 11’s complete
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Lunge walk from goal line to 20
Duck walk from 20 to 40
Broad jump to 50
10 Good mornings at 50
Lunge walk from 50 to 30
Duck walk from 30 to 10
Broad jump from to 10 to goal line (changed to bear crawl

300 yds total

Mosey to Pullup Bars
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5 pull ups
10 overhead presses with cindy
15 squats with cindy
20 swings with cindy

4 rounds (dropped squats after 2 rounds)

Mosey back to COT
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Back to COT for a “Ring of Fire:”
PAX hold plank while the song Ring of Fire is playing.
Every time phrase “Ring of Fire” is uttered, drop for merkin.

Finished up last minute with LBC’s IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q School, Print Shop on Saturday, Invergence on 3/9, need some help at Bethel on 3/7
COT: Yes

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Casualties and Ammo cans at the Varsity

WARMUP: Frankenstein walk, Butt Kickers, Knees to chest walk
THE THANG: 6 Stations of kettle bells and dumbbells sand bags ranging from 5lbs to 55lbs
Each HIM starts at a station conducts 5 HR Merkin 5 SQT 5 American Hammer that will increase by 5 each proceeding station when they arrive. Carry the weight around the 1/3 mile parking lot loop when your grip fails place weight down and do a lap back to the weight until you return
MARY: 30 second low Merkin hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Casualties and Ammo cans at the Varsity

WARMUP: Frankenstein walk, Butt Kickers, Knees to chest walk
THE THANG: 6 Stations of kettle bells and dumbbells sand bags ranging from 5lbs to 55lbs
Each HIM starts at a station conducts 5 HR Merkin 5 SQT 5 American Hammer that will increase by 5 each proceeding station when they arrive. Carry the weight around the 1/3 mile parking lot loop when your grip fails place weight down and do a lap back to the weight until you return
MARY: 30 second low Merkin hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Jacobsen

WARMUP: Not really

THE THANG: The Jacobsen – For William W. Jacobsen Jr., 31. Captain William Jacobsen, 31, commanded A Company 1-24 Infantry in the 25th Infantry Division (Stryker Brigade). He was the highest-ranking officer killed on December 21, 2004 when a suicide bomber attacked a mess hall, killing him and 21 others in Mosul, Iraq.

CPT Jacobsen attended Brigham Young University where he graduated in 1998 with a degree in Business. He was also enrolled in the R.O.T.C. program.

Prior to his deployment he taught a children’s Sunday School class. Before he left he expressed his commitment to providing the Iraqi people with the opportunity to live in a democratic and free country.
CPT Jacobsen lived life to the fullest. For instance, he ran two marathons, went rappelling, and took surfing lessons in Hawaii. He was an Eagle Scout and served a two-year mission for the Church to Dallas, Texas.
Jacobsen was an example to his soldiers and leaders alike. “His battalion commander said that if he knew all Mormons fought like Bill, he would convert the whole battalion.”

He was survived by his father, Bill; his mother, Vicki, his wife, Riikka, and his four children – sons Billy III, Sedric, Yonah and daughter, Avalon. The day Bill was killed was his 9th wedding anniversary.

Get a cinderblock – head to field, leave in end zone

BUY IN
– 100 yd Bear Crawl
– 100 yd Partner Carry
– 100 yd Crawl Bear
– 100 yd Partner Carry

800M run

Start in End Zone
– 5×5 – 5 reps/5 exercises
o Merkins, Flutter with Chest Press (4ct), Curls, OH Press, Bent over Row
– 100 yds
– 10 burpees/5 manmakers
– 100 yds
– 10×5
– 100 yds
– 10 burpees/5 manmakers
– 100 yds
– 15×5
– 100 yds
– 10 burpees/5 manmakers
– 100 yds
– 20×5
– 100 yds
– 10 burpees/5 manmakers
– 100 yds
– 25×5
– 100 yds
– 10 burpees/5 manmakers
– 30×5

1 mile run

MARY: No chicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: The 5th Core Principle

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CT Spare Key Beatdown

WARMUP:
Abe Vigodas
Side Straddle Hops
Merkins
Honeymooners
Downward Dogs

THE THANG:
Indian Run with 5 merkins

Dora
50 Burpees
200 Squats
200 LBCs
200 Imperial Walkers
50 Wild Cards from the deck

MARY:
LBC and Walkers were enough

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence at #ao-sweep-the-leg Monday.
Q school 3/1

COT:
Prayers for marriages
Prayers for health

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Simon Says at the Ranch

Start with a Mosey run in Parking lot
Side shuffles
High knees
Butt kickers
Toy soldiers
George Washington was born on Feb 22nd, 1732
More mosey run

Circle up for Warm up
SSH (IC 10x)
Windmill (IC 10x)
Imperial Walker (IC 10x)
Moroccan Nightclub (IC 10x)
Low Slow Squats (IC10x)
Merkin (IC 10x)
Peter Parker (IC 10x)
Plank stretches
Downward dog
Honeymooner
More mosey run
Thang 1: Bermuda Triangle
Three cones spaced 20-30 yards apart.
Start at cone 1, do one burpee, bear crawl to next cone
Cone 2, do two burpees, bear crawl to next cone
Cone 3, do three burpees, bear crawl back to cone 1, and pick up a clothes pin from the bucket
Repeat the circuit, picking up a clothes pin for each completed circuit.
More mosey run
Thang 2: Bench work
Step ups
Incline merkins
Decline merkins
Butt touch squats
Calf raises
Thang 2: Simon says
Football training style
Do what Simon says: Shuffle left, shuffle right
Exercises
SSH
Bobby Hurleys
Mountain Climbers
OH claps
Smurf jacks
LBCs
If pax breaks with Simon, they lose a clothes pin.  Change Order earned an extra clothes pin by remembering Geo. Washington’s birth date.
Simon says penalty: Pax do burpees: their count is calculated by: 20 minus number of clothes pins remaining
Mosey run to COT
Thang 3: Sally Routine
Low plank/high plank
Fini

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Simon Says at the Ranch

Start with a Mosey run in Parking lot
Side shuffles
High knees
Butt kickers
Toy soldiers
George Washington was born on Feb 22nd, 1732
More mosey run

Circle up for Warm up
SSH (IC 10x)
Windmill (IC 10x)
Imperial Walker (IC 10x)
Moroccan Nightclub (IC 10x)
Low Slow Squats (IC10x)
Merkin (IC 10x)
Peter Parker (IC 10x)
Plank stretches
Downward dog
Honeymooner
More mosey run

Thang 1: Bermuda Triangle
Three cones spaced 20-30 yards apart.
Start at cone 1, do one burpee, bear crawl to next cone
Cone 2, do two burpees, bear crawl to next cone
Cone 3, do three burpees, bear crawl back to cone 1, and pick up a clothes pin from the bucket
Repeat the circuit, picking up a clothes pin for each completed circuit.

More mosey run

Thang 2: Bench work
Step ups
Incline merkins
Decline merkins
Butt touch squats
Calf raises

Thang 2: Simon says
Football training style
Do what Simon says: Shuffle left, shuffle right
Exercises
SSH
Bobby Hurleys
Mountain Climbers
OH claps
Smurf jacks
LBCs
If pax breaks with Simon, they lose a clothes pin. Change Order earned an extra clothes pin by remembering Geo. Washington’s birth date.

Simon says penalty: Pax do burpees: their count is calculated by: 20 minus number of clothes pins remaining

Mosey run to COT

Thang 3: Sally Routine
Low plank/high plank

Fini

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Open Doors are not a Coincidence

WARMUP:
Light mosey to stadium
COP – Circle of Pain for warm up
5-6 exercises
THE THANG:
Sideline to sideline lunges, backward running, karaoke, gasers
Aka suicides
1 merkin
2 big boys
3 side straddle hops
4 squat jump
5 burpees
6 sumo squats
7 LBCs
8 good mornings
9 Bobby hurlys
10 donkey kicks
MARY:
Around the circle with some abs by committee
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Slapshot had all of the newsletter in his head
QCOT:
Whenever an opportunity comes you need to pray, discuss with Concentrica and act on it
Open doors are not a coincidence and when they shut you can’t go back
Be bold men and live life trusting SkyQ has your
CakeBoss  out 👏🏻🥓🔥

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