Tour d’ Favorites

WARMUP: Run a bit in the Sweep parking lot then a few warm up exercises: 10 Lunges each leg, 10 Mountain Climbers I/C, 10 Carolina Dry Docks, 10 Mak Tar Jah
THE THANG: The "theme" this morning, albeit unspoken, was to run to a spot and do the work. In some cases, we'd repeat it and in others, it was a one-and-done. I know, novel idea.
Exit the lot, run to Dave Gibson and turn left onto Dave Gibson's, stopping at the bottom of the hill.
10 Diamond Merkins
10 Mountain Climbers I/C
10 Carolina Dry Docks
10 Mak Tar Jah's
Run up the hill to the small parking lot and back down.
Repeat the exercises.
Run back up and down.
When all finish the final run, run up opposite hill to the realty office. Perform:
10 Hand-Release Merkins
10 V-Ups
10 Shoulder taps (ea side)
10 Jump Lunges
Run back down then up to Ben Casey Dr.
10 Hand-Release Merkins
10 V-Ups
10 Shoulder taps (ea side)
10 Jump Lunges
Run to Discount Tire
20 Dips & 20 Peter Parkers (10 ea side)
Run to the light at the 1st Brayden entrance: Emory Lane
10 Burpees
Run through the neighborhood and down to the bottom of Brayden Parkway
15 Squats & 15 Hand-Release Merkins
Run to the top of Brayden Parkway for 5 Burpees
Wrap it up at COT for some additional Mary.

I leave it to 38 Special to verify the accuracy of my reporting.

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The team spends a lot of time developing the newsletter with great content, leverage it.
Bethel needs on 8/6
Excavation on 8/28
Stuff the bus on 8/8
There were more
COT: 100%

TClap |
0

Dora Takes the Hill

WARMUP: SSH, Ruck Big Loop
THE THANG: Bear Crawl midfield to the fence. OHC back to midfield. Ruck Big Loop (2x)

Head over to the hill for a Dora 100 Merkins 200 LBCs, 300 Squats
Back to COT for some more Merkins & LBCs.
MARY:Some
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter, Stuff the Bus
COT: Prayers for Family, teachers and husbands.

TClap |
0

Ace Ventura

WARMUP:
SSH
Imperial/ Hilbilly Walkers
Mountain Climbers
Peter Parker’s
Moroccan Nigh Clubs

Lap around Runde: High Knees, Butt Licks, Karaoke, Toy Soldiers

THE THANG:

  1. Golf Course 11s – “Laces Out” – Merkins and Squats
  2. Wall Sits – “Do NOT go in there.” One guy at a time crab walks to end of patio and back.
  3. Hill climbs – “Like a Glove!”

5 cycles – 10 reps Plank Jacks at Bottom, 10 reps Seal Jacks at Top
5 cycles – 10 reps CDDs at Bottom, 10 reps Shoulder Taps at Top
4. 4 corners – “Excuse me. May I ass you a few questions.”
20 reps each, repeat 4x: Bobby Hurleys, Calf Raises, Squats, Monkey Humpers
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

TClap |
0

Weinke Retread

WARMUP: SSH, HW, IW, MERKINS, Big Loop Ruck
THE THANG: Fly by brought @UQ50TPDLH through COT. He was undoubtedly on mile 15 as we mere mortals started our day.

Point to point (COT to the tree)
Pt 1. Manmakers on one side squats on the other. MOT between: Ruck on Yog, OH carry, Lunge Walk.

Pt 2. Merkins and Sealjacks. Same MOT and big loop.

Pt 3. Ruck to the stairs for farmers carry. Back to COT for 3 minutes of Mary (LBCs, Box Cutters, Elbow Planks, a little OYO Stretching.
MARY: mm hmm
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Forgot
COT: Yes. Prayers for family health and peace.

TClap |
0

What is a Picket?

WARMUP: you’re supposed to come warmed up to Sweep the Leg

THE THANG: run towards Gardenia stopping occasionally for:
5 burpees
10 merkins
15 squats
20 lbcs
Or some variation of that. We added them up on the way out and then mostly did just the 5, just the 10, etc. on the way back

Ran Gardenia twice
Ran Savona Terrace once on the way back.

We were slightly late getting back. 38 and Change Order were not because they are smart and knew when I was on Q to skip some stuff on the way back

Spectre did stop me to check and make sure I knew where I was when we hit Savona on the way back. Next time we’ll run faster I guess

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: was held

TClap |
0

Blimps are fun

Another super humid morning but it was great seeing 11 other guys show up to get the day started right. Quick disclaimer then mosey around park stopping at each swing for 2 exercises. 10 counts of imperial Walker's, cherry pickers, tempo merkins, low slow squats, wide arm merkins, etc. Mosey down trail behind park to the grass hill for accumulating BLIMPS. 5 burpees, then either run up big hill or smaller side hill and return. 5 burpees, 10 lunges, nur up hill. 5 burpees, 10 lunges, 15 imp squat Walker's, bear crawl up hill (not my idea but someone really wanted to bear crawl). Same 5, 10, 15, then 20 merkins, run up hill. Same 5, 10, 15, 20, then 25 plank jacks and nur up hill. Last round 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, and 30 SSHs then mosey back to amphitheater. Partner up. P1 does flying squirrel while P2 holds plank. P2 drops to 6 inch plank hold and P1 jumps over. Repeat for total of 8 flying squirrels then flap jack. Yog around amphitheater then rinse and repeat. Yog back to COT for a few ab exercises then times up. Appreciate the opportunity @U08QLQH6J68

TClap |
0

Partners in the Gloom

WARMUP: little COP for warm up with 4-6 exercises and 1burpee for Slapshot
THE THANG:
Mosey to apartments and lunge 50 yards
Mosey to Tiny Time day care for some DORA
Lots of stops along the way for Monkey Humpers
Mosey to Grace Presbyterian parking lot for a made up madness
Partner 100 Big Boys while partner runs 50 yards and does 10 merkins

Wrap up with partner hand slap merkins leg raises 3 rounds

Mosey to COT

MARY: she a fine girl
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
FNG Mongoose named for drag racing interests
COT:
Was very moist today

TClap |
0

Attack of Heart Attach Hill

WARMUP:
1. DYNAMIC WARMUP (10-12 min)
– Imperial Walkers x10 IC
– Bend & Reach x5 IC
– Side Straddle Hop x10 IC
– Short warmup jog
**20 yards, non-stop, down and back:**
– High knees
– Butt kickers
– Walking world's greatest stretch
– Elephant walks
– Dinosaur walks
– Soldier walks
– Side shuffle (each way)
– Karaoke (each way)
– Power skips
– C-skips
– Sprints

THE THANG:
## 2. HILL SPRINTS & LEGS
**Format:** Sprint up hill → walk/jog down for recovery → 1 leg exercise at the bottom (x20 total, x10 each leg where applicable) → repeat.
**6 rounds — rotate through:**
1. Squats
2. Reverse lunges
3. Knee kicks
4. Forward lunges
5. Calf raises
6. Side lunges
7. No Ruck Squats

## 3. BAG WORK — Back / Abs / Hips (14 min)
**3 rounds:**
– Stiff-leg deadlifts x15 *(neutral spine, hinge at hips — do NOT round the back)*
– Glute bridges or hip thrusts x15
– American hammers x15 (over/back is 1)
– Deadbugs x10 (5each)

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stuff the Bus
COT: Family’s and Safety for Travel

TClap |
0

Hills have eyes

WARMUP: mosey down to bottom of Brayden hill
THE THANG: 10 jump squats at bottom of hill
10 merkins at the first street
10 lunges and the parking lot entrance
5 burpees at the top
Run back to the bottom and repeat
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes

TClap |
0

Bat-flippin’ Pharaoh

WARMUP: dynamic plank + broga
THE THANG: partner work:
Set 1: sit-up get up with partner pull assist x12 AND partner merkins
Set 2: side plank on curb partner jump over x12 AND partner leg throws x12
Set 3: partner sled push to curb each person AND wheelbarrow shoulder taps x12
Run ~150m loop, 1 curb burpee and 10 SSH on repeat until 6 is in

Repeat all that 3x

MARY: circle up, alternate pax choice abs with choice reps AND supermans x6
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: names FNG

TClap |
0