Last minute DORAs

WARMUP: SSHs
THE THANG:
Dora #1 – Farmers Carry
– 50 burpees
– Squats w calf raises 100
– Mike Tyson’s 150
– Mountain climbers 200
Dora #2
– Man makers 50
– Goblet squats with calf raises 100
– Halos 100
– Plank pass throughs 100

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Goose got loose

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs, low slow squat,
THE THANG:Circuit 1: Bear Crawl Burner (10 minutes)

Perform 3 rounds, or AMRAP in 10 min:
• Bear Crawl Forward 20 yards, then reverse crawl back
• 15 Merkins (modify: incline or on knees if needed)
• 20 Big Boy Sit-ups
• 10 Jump Squats (scale: regular air squats)

Recovery Option: Walk a lap or 30 sec plank hold between rounds.

? 3. Circuit 2: Step-Up Strength Set (10 minutes)

Find a sturdy surface (bench, wall ledge, curb, or low bleacher). Do 3 rounds:
• 20 Step-Ups (10 each leg)
• 15 Bulgarian Split Squats (use same surface, 8 each leg)
• 20 LBCs
• 10 Burpees (scale: 5 if needed)

Note: Step-up pace can be moderate to preserve legs for later.

? 4. Circuit 3: Full Body AMRAP (10 minutes)

As Many Rounds As Possible in 10 minutes:
• 10 HR Merkins
• 15 Air Squats
• 20 Mountain Climbers (R+L = 1)
• 15 Lunges (total)
• 30 sec plank hold

Goal: Consistent pace, emphasize form.

? 5. Cooldown Yoga Flow (7 minutes)

Guided Flow:
1. Downward Dog – 30 sec
2. Step to Forward Fold – 20 sec
3. Slow Roll Up to Mountain Pose
4. Warrior I (R) – 30 sec
5. Warrior II (R) – 30 sec
6. Flow to Plank → Cobra → Downward Dog
7. Warrior I (L) – 30 sec
8. Warrior II (L) – 30 sec
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Rose Infested Snake Pit

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Windmill, Cherry Pickers, Out of sync Hillbilly walkers
THE THANG: 1 man performs 10 sandbag tosses, while the remaining PAX rotate between stations of Goblet squats, Single Arm Rows, Romanian Deadlifts (1 or 2 leg), OH Press
MARY: You know I timed it perfect
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Pauly D in the home stretch. Being a dad can be tough.

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Spring Closeout

GTL Gym, Tan, Laundry.
Gym-check
Tan-suns out guns out
Laundry-please do this, we smelled great this am.

WARMUP: 25 SSH IC / 15 Imperial Walkers IC / 9 Moroccan night clubs IC / 5 Arm circles each way / worlds greatest stretch
THE THANG: Mosey to the track and do a warmup lap. Line up on the 0 yard line. Bear crawl from EZ to EZ stopping every 10 yards to do ascending burpees from 1-10. Mosey another lap and end up on the touch line for a Dora. One partner runs the width of the soccer field while the other does 100 flutter kicks on a 4 count, 200 squats, and almost 300 BBS. Close it out with a push up the full back to AO.
MARY: Not on earth today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Couple CSAUP’s coming up.
COT: always

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A dead end and a roundabout.

Solid effort by the PAX today. 4×4 Run & Ruck. The pace was steady but the mumblechatter was strong. Then there were planks. They were… plank-y. Moseyed around little bit of Massey then into sunset circle. It said dead end, but we found a way out. Kept on trucking down Athena, went around a fence that was not keeping anyone out. Then around FCMS with some unexpected hills. Ended up at the Waterside roundabout where we laid on the grass to kill our running pace did some planks and sounded professional by saying abs are important for running. Clarified that I am only semi-pro. Moseyed back just in time to stop the watch at AO.
LTrain: said running was easier last year
Band Camp: shared stories with Sock Monkey
Sock Monkey: Showed us what Colorado lungs can do. Also distracted Band Camp which led to a race and a photo finish to see who could make it back first. The youth prevailed.
YHC: Still learning directions as well as counting. We will get there.
The Ruckers were right where we left them when we got back.
WARMUP: SSH / Moroccan night clubs / Worlds greatest stretch
THE THANG: Ran 4.25 miles at the pace of a lost new seabiscuit Q. Found a couple hills and a lot of mud with some wet grass to wash off in.
MARY: M.I.A.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Hog and Coyote.
COT:

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The Time is Always Now

WARMUP: methodical
SSH
1 burpee
Windmill
2 burps
IW
3 burps
HW
4 burps
J-Lo
5 burps

Farmers carry

https://medium.com/@danjohn84123/humane-burpee-342d0054a13f
Finished with swing sequence to hit 100 total
5 swings
5 America swings
5 swings
5 swing squats
5 swings

Farmers carry

12 halos
10 split squats
Bear crawl the hill with the bell
12 halos
10 split squats

Waiter’s carry

3 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHj1DVQSau2/?igsh=MXZhMjY4MGZlcHltbA== each side
(Couple of rounds)

3 dead lift
3 goblet squats
3 swings
SPRINT the hill
(Couple of rounds)

Farmers carry

4 clean to squat
4 thrusters
4 swings
4 rows right
4 rows left
8 merkins
(Couple of rounds)

5 burpee snatches each side to close out

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel service next week
Tortoise and Hare
Suplex has a long term EH coming to the Yard tomorrow

COT:
https://f3nation.com/get-right is never over because “The Time is Always Now.”

If something isn’t solid in your world, what are you gonna do about it? The time is now.
Put aside your ego, doubts, fears, worry, hesitations, past, limiting beliefs, and get started. The time is now.
You know what needs to be done. Gentlemen, the time is now.

“There is never a time in the future in which we will work out our salvation. The challenge
is in the moment, the time is always now.”
—James Baldwin

Grateful to share the gloom with you this morning

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Bald WOD

WARMUP:
SSH, Windmill, IW, Honeymooner, Downward Dog
THE THANG:
Round 1: 20 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
20 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
20 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
Round 2: 30 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
30 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
30 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
Round 3: 40 reps of Merkins, LBC’s, Squats – Run Lap
40 reps of Dips, BBS, Monkey Humpers – Run lap
40 reps of SSH, Lunge (10 E/L), Incline Merk. – Run lap
MARY: No
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, RYN
COT: Yes

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Beat the deck #1

WARMUP:
Quick warmup as we had a lot to cover. Cherry pickers and side straddle hops

THE THANG:
We had 9 cards face up and needed to guess higher or lower of any pile. Each card had a workout associated with it. You get the pick correct, we did 10 reps of the workout. You get the pick incorrect, you do 10 reps of the workout and a little jog to the sign and back.
2: Moroccan Nightclubs
3: Flutters
4: calf raises
5: American hammers
6: shoulder taps
7: big boy sit ups
8: Peter Parkers
9: Burpess
10: Merkins
J: cherry pickers
Q: imperial walkers
K: LBCs
A: Squats

430 reps total
10 jogs total

MARY:
Box cutters
Flutters
Freddie mercury
Body destroyers
Lbc

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tort and hare
Bethel men shelter
Fort mill care center
Varsity moving to an hour

COT:
Prayers and praises for getting up and coming out, new baby on the way, job interviews, Vuvu and his family.

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Sogg-a-roni

WARMUP: regular with some added stretches
THE THANG: long mosey to WEP covered pavilion. Dora followed by a loop with jump squats at every bench. Mosey back then. Mary
MARY: pax took turns
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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