Per the hype graphic/msg, felt like we needed to workout on the field instead of pavement. Was excited about the rain last night and the additional nastiness it would bring to the workout. Arrived to the site only to be disappointed as I stepped onto the field, mildly soggy, no puddles. Oh well, the 95% humidity made up for the lack of water obstacles! Mapped out a rectangle – approx. 15yards wide and 30 yards long. Strategically placed 6 pain stations along the perimeter of the rectangle. Each pain station had instructions for the exercise to be completed before traveling to the next pain station. Also gave the PAX a MOT so they knew how to proceed to the next pain station. Asked the PAX to compete with one another, race, push themselves.
WARMUP: From COT had the PAX carry the bags onto the field and to the starting point of our rectangular track. Started with SSHx20IC at station #1 and then explained the exercise and MOT. Once all PAX confirmed they understood we moseyed to the next pain station, asked the PAX to perform 5 burpees OYO and then explained the exercise and MOT. Followed this process and decreased the burpee count to 1 as we reached the final pain station. Moseyed to the starting point and ready to go.
THE THANG: Complete as many laps as possible. FishStix was king of the 40lb bag carriers and I believe either DeepDish or Maximus was king of the 60lb bag carriers.
Pain Station #1: 10 – Man Makers
MOT – Backward OH Toss
Pain Station #2: 20 – Bear Hug Squats
MOT – Bear Crawl w/ Pull Through
Pain Station #3: 15 – DeadLifttoCleantoPress
MOT – Alt Side Toss
Pain Station #4: 20 – Sand Bag Swings
MOT – Rifle Carry
Pain Station #5: 20 – Wide Sumo Squats w/ Front Lateral Raise
MOT – Front Press Toss
Pain Station #6: 20 – Derkins ( Feet on the SB )
MOT – Rack SB on shoulders and shuffle
MARY: NONE
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter, 4th of July Convergence, read your newsletter
WARMUP: SSH, Stretches, Merks, Mosey, Squats, Walkers, Nightclubs, and some core work.
THE THANG: Ladder work w some cones that labeled the reps and exercise. We all started with BombJax at the bottom of the ladder and added one rep each Time we returned.
Moved to a WallSit with the pax jumping out of line to knock out some Merks.
Moved to a 4 set series of exercises with a mosey to the end of parking lot and back to break up the series.
MARY: 2 mins of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence for the 4th, Bethel Shelter each month, 3rd Qtr litter pick up coming soon, and res the newsletter.
COT: Prayers for aging family, marriages, summer travel, and F3.
WARMUP: slow mosey through parking lot stops at speed bumps for some exercise moves
THE THANG:
Band lot endzone line
Bear crawl 10 yards so 10 LBCs
Continue bear crawl ever 10 yards and do LBCs for yard marker 20,30,40,50
Mosey to end of lot and over to lacrosse practice field for Jacobs ladder
1 bombjack
6 big boy sit ups
Mosey to front of school for
3 rounds of
10 dips
10 step ups
10 bicycles (Freddy’s)
Mosey to driveway
Run to light pole 10 dying cockroaches
Repeat two more time for 3/30 total in cadence
Few dynamic exercises as we moseyed around school
At back of school hit some Derkins and Dips in honor of CSPAN :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
MARY: all along the way
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel serve 3rd of July
4th of July convergence
The Barry July 22
COT: right on time
“A cord of three strands is not easily broken.” Ecclesiastes 4:12
THE THANG:
Mosey to side of AO and partner up. Catch Me If You Can to the covered walkway. Partner starts slowsying while other partner drops, 3 merkins then jailbreaks to partners and flap Jack.
Bench work: IC
Erkins 10
Dips 10
Derkins 10
Mosey to parking lot.
AMRAP partner:
Timing is Mario Carts. Partner 1 in lot between 2 islands jailbreaks to next island, side shuffle across, nur back and side shuffle across to partner that is working.
Prison Cell Merkins
Kracken Burpees
Burpees
Mosey to front of CR.
Cocaine BearCrawls
In parking lot bear crawl to first line and do a merkin, and the length between 2 islands adding a merkin at each snort for a total of 11 merkins at the end.
Angry DORA
50 Merkins
75 Squats
100 LBCs
Timing is partner burpee broad jumps between islands and bear crawls back.
Got into squats then called for time.
Mosey to wall.
AMRAP
10 Muscle Ups
Donkey Kicks until MU completed, flap Jack.
Explained JackAss Burpee Webs. Hope to see it recorded in a BB!
Mosey to COT
MARY: LB started with Freddie’s while I was grabbing my phone. Then I did a quick Circle Of Hate where YHC called out merkins which the group did as I bear crawled back and forth from the nearest light pole.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise & Hare this Saturday. Next Saturday Hog & Coyote. CSAUP CENTRAL! Get signed up, support the HIMs leading these events, support your region and the greater good it is providing. Read your newsletter.
COT: Prayers & praises and YHC prayed us out.
Spoke on 5 core principles, all equally weighted however COT, it sets us apart from every other workout group.
Spoke on Mission statement, are we a workout group???
Spoke on Visions statement, be real about picking up the 6. Make it a point to offer an encouraging push. That next man may need it more than you know.
Appreciate the Q and the continual cross pollination between our 2 regions with all these HIMs. I encourage RH pax to take a trip north and you Fort pax to take a trip south every so often. A little flavor in your bland weekly routine is good every so often #zesty.
Thanks <@U061P7HUFRR> for the opportunity to Q <#C02PN2Z6QV8>!
WARMUP:
Quick warmup as we had a lot to cover. Cherry pickers and side straddle hops
THE THANG:
We had 9 cards face up and needed to guess higher or lower of any pile. Each card had a workout associated with it. You get the pick correct, we did 10 reps of the workout. You get the pick incorrect, you do 10 reps of the workout and a little jog to the sign and back.
2: Moroccan Nightclubs
3: Flutters
4: calf raises
5: American hammers
6: shoulder taps
7: big boy sit ups
8: Peter Parkers
9: Burpess
10: Merkins
J: cherry pickers
Q: imperial walkers
K: LBCs
A: Squats
430 reps total
10 jogs total
MARY:
Box cutters
Flutters
Freddie mercury
Body destroyers
Lbc
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tort and hare
Bethel men shelter
Fort mill care center
Varsity moving to an hour
COT:
Prayers and praises for getting up and coming out, new baby on the way, job interviews, Vuvu and his family.
WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, Run, Wind Mill, Squats, Run, Grave Cinder Blocks.
THE THANG: 35 yard Merry, one end do 50 reps of and exercise the use the corresponding MOT, then do 5 Burpees and return to the beginning using the same MOT and continue with the next exercise.
1. 50 Merkins, MOT Murder Bunnies
2. 50squats, MOT Broad Jumps
3. 50 Big Boys, MOT Bear Crawls
4. 50 CDD, MOT Lunges
5. 50 Mike Tysons, MOT Crawl Bear
6. 50 Chess Press W/CB, MOT OH Cinder Block
7. 50 American Hammer, MOT Lieutenant Dan
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: Pledge of Allegiance
THE THANG:
Inspired by the 2025 PGA Championship at Quail Hollow this will be a loop with 18 stops. The distance between the stops are based on the length of the holes (slightly modified down to get us 3 miles instead of the actual length of 4.3). The stops were marked with cones.
•Red = Par 4 = 4 Burpees
•Yellow = Par 3 = 20 Big Boys
•Green = Par 5 = 20 American Hammers
•Green Mile = Written on cardboard signs
We stuck together for the first 8 holes (1.25 miles) and then I turned the fast guys loose to run the remainder of the course (1.75 miles).
I didn’t hear it all, but I did hear some great mumble chatter:
– “Where’s the cart girl?” – Cyclopes
– “What’s the distance from the senior tees?” – Barry Manilow
– “There’s no such thing as a par 6, right?” – Dark Helmet
Thank you Nasa for the call.
COT:
Thank you Slapshot for your dedication and efforts as the 1st F Q!
Congratulations Bonsai and Time Machine on taking on the 1st F Q roles and to Cyclopes on assuming the LDP role. Really looking forward to seeing what you bring!