Cindy at the Ballroom

WARMUP:
Mosey to track
SSH, windmill, inch worm merkins, squats, stretching
THE THANG:

Mosey to back side of track where the Cindy’s live
Rd 1
Curls
Bent over rows
Partner 1 run / 2 farmer carries
Flip flop

Rd 2
OH press
Tricep extensions
Run / farmer carry

Rd 3
Same as rd 1 add dead lift

Rd 4
Same as 2 add chest press

Rd 5 same as 3 add heal raises

Rd 6 same as 4

Mosey back to COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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The Greatest Workout of All Time? Yes.

WARMUP: Probably. No one remembers.
THE THANG: A few rounds of 11s, 7s, and other nonsense.
The REAL nonsense, though, came in the form of setting things right in the naming department. Sadly, in only 45 minutes, I couldn’t get to everyone, but I will tell you the ones I DID get to…
– is now Kerrigan
– is now Insertion Point
– is now Father Time
– is now Mama’s Boy
– is now French Tip
– is now Tickle Me Ebenezer
– is now Agent My Pleasure
– is now Dumpster Juice
– is now Dumpster Juice II: The Revenge of Dumpster Juice
– is now Stateline Vapes
– is now Gender Confusion
– is now Backward Flush/Dude Wipes
– is now Dementia
– is now Halfway
– is now White Boots, and
– is now Twin Peaks

For more on WHY these Pax got new names, you’ll have to ask them, because I only vaguely remember…

This is why you shouldn’t miss when YHC is the Q. NOTHING but good times.

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Not so Moderate Deck o’ Death

Eleven men got a little better this morning at The Yard. Here’s what we did:

Warm-Up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Hillbilly Walkers (IC)
– 10 Seal Jacks (IC)
– Mosey the bus loop

The Thang
Deck o’ Death (take turns pulling cards and performing the following exercises followed by a short run)
– 90 second High Plank
– 100 SSH
– 20 Diamond Merkins
– 20 Dips
– 20 Merkins
– 60 second Low Plank
– 20 Smurf Jacks
– 19 High Knees
– 15 Oblique Crunches (each side)
– 20 Irkins
– 17 Monkey Humpers (IC)
– 20 Shoulder Taps
– 18 Backwards Lunge
– 100 Calf Raises
– 20 American Hammers
– 13 Wojo Squats

Mosey back to COT lot for Four Corners
– 15 Tempo Merkins (IC)
– 15 Heels to Heaven (IC)
– Elevens (LBCs/Lunges)
– 15 Y Squats
– 15 Alternating Shoulder Taps
– 15 Rosalitas
– 15 Derkins

NMM
The humidity was as high as the spirits this morning as we endured Wisdom by Walker and a couple solid bar jokes. I hope today’s workout was the hardest thing we do today, but most likely it won’t be. Maybe it’s a past due Honey-do list or a hard conversation with the M. When whatever that thing is manifests today or this week, I encourage you to attack it with the same vigor you attacked today’s beatdown. Do the hard thing today instead of letting it eat at you for weeks. You got this!
-IJ

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S.L.O.W B.U.R.N

YHC had the privilege to spend 45 minutes getting better with 11 HIM at Slow Burn. Here’s what we did:

Warm Up
– 10 LSS (IC)
– 10 Mountain Climbers (IC)
– 10 Plank Jacks (IC)
– 10 Windmills (IC)
– 10 SSH (IC)

The Thang

Serpentine the parking lot to review the exercises and course

Squats
LBCs
Overhead Press
Workins

Big Boy Sit-Ups
Up Downs
Ranger Merkins
Nolan Ryans

Run down to F45 and repeat
– Round One – 10 Reps
– Round Two – 15 Reps
– Round Three – 20 Reps
– Round Four – 10 Reps
– Round Five – 5 Reps
Total mileage: 1.73

NMM
The average age today was 48 with Hash Brown being the youngest at 26 and Twister/Short Sale being the War Daddies at 60. Today was a great example of the gift we have in F3. Many men live an isolated life of loneliness lacking friends and connections. They have lost track of school or service buddies years ago and Covid decimated their work and convenience relationships. What they are left with is time and no one to spend it with. That’s why F3 matters. We have true friendships that add value to our lives. We have a brotherhood of men that are older, younger, richer, and poorer. They don’t always look like you, vote like you, attend your church, or pull for your favorite team. And you know what, we are all better because of it. That’s why we have to share what was first given to us. EH that guy down the street. I promise he will appreciate the request as soon as he realizes you have what he needs. Be that guy for the guy that needs what you have.

Aye!
Italian Job

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No Shower Curtain, No Problem

WARMUP:

SSH x 25

THE THANG:

Mosey around lot mixing in Low Slow Squat, Merkin and Flutter

Mosey to benches near hill and complete 2 rounds of step ups, dips, derkins.

Grab a coupon from nearby rock storage facility.
Move towards hill.

10 curls at top, shuffle to bottom, 10 burpees at bottom, shuffle to top, 10 OH Press at top. Shuffle back to bottom, Lunge Indian Walk back up the hill.

Carry coupons back to storage.

Wall Squat count to 10 waterfall
Balls to wall count to 10 waterfall
Mosey to Pullup Bars

Farmers Only lead
2 rounds of:

Max pull ups
Duck walk to corner 1 – Diamond Merkins
Lunge Walk to corner 2 – Big Boy Situps

Mosey back to hill. Run down and Cubbie led exercise at bottom. Run to top and Escargot led exercise at top.

Mosey back to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaeger 7/27, Stuff the Bus
COT: Went around and shared Prayers/Praises

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“Street” not “Cindy” Blocks

WARMUP:
20 SSH
15 Cherry Picker
10 Merkin
5 Burpees
Mosey to the “Blocks”

THE THANG:
(See photo)

Pain stations at the corners.
Loop back and stack exercises.

B.L.I.M.P.S.
5 Burpees – West Leroy
10 Lunge each leg – West Hill
15 Imperial Walker – West Oak
20 Merkins – West Gregg
25 Plank Jacks – West Close
30 Squats – West Lockman

Made it to 25 Plank Jack’s before heading back to COT

MARY:
Captain Thor Jack Webb
1 BBS : 4 American Hammer

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Summer of CSAUP series
State of the Nation

COT:
Show To Know

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Catch Me If You Can plus some

WARMUP:
SSH, Imperial Walkers, Cherry Pickers, Merkins, Hillbilly Walkers
All in cadence for a 10 count

THE THANG:
Part 1
Revamped Catch Me If You Can

Partner up, one person walks with sandbag, the other runs ahead around the loop and catch back up to partner.
Both do 5 squats with the person carrying the sandbag still holding the sandbag.
Swap positions and repeat until the sandbag has covered 3 laps.

Repeat with pushups as the exercise.

The loop was initially the larger parking lot loop, but modified to the smaller one.

Part 2
Still partnering up

50 over head pressed with the sandbag as a team.
One person presses while the other does 3 burpees, then swap until reps are done.

Repeat but changing exercise to squats, then rows still keeping burpees as the counter.

MARY: last 3 min

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Jaeger, Suplex is bringing Broga back but on Saturdays, Tortoise and Hare

COT:

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Bro Workout

WARMUP: SSH, CP, MNC, IW, HW
THE THANG:
Wall Sit – the whole group wall sits, while two pax did a burpee and 5 merkins

Mosied to the corner of the Lowes building for a partner workout. One side of the building (outdoor garden side) was merkins and the other side of the building (lumber side) was big boy sit-ups. The rep count increased by 5 for each lap and then decreased by 5 once 20 reps were achieved. 5-10-15-20-15-10-5
Pax mileage was between 2.75 and 3 miles.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Closed in prayer

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Around the Lake Stroll with Pain Stations

The Q arrived 5 minutes late and took lead.
WARMUP: laps around the lot waiting for a
THE THANG:
Mosey around the Kingsley lake with pain stations
5 Stops in all with the following exercises
Rucks used for workouts

Steps ups
Dips
Moroccan Night Clubs
Curls
Triceps
Lunges
Over head carry
CDDs
Shoulder Shrugs
Calf Raises

MARY: Never found!

ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUPS & Read the Newsletter

COT: We shared and leaned on each other.

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