Monday blues

WARMUP: mosey, ssh, merkin
THE THANG: Four rounds of super sets with different MOT between.

station one: four rounds of 5 jump squat, 10 jump lunge, 20 squat mosey and then duck walk

Station 2: 3 rounds of 5 mike Tyson, 10 diamond merkin, 20 merkin. Mosey and then inch worm with merkin between.

Station 3: 3 round of 5 heels to heaven, 10 two count flutters, 20 lbc with a mosey up the hill between

Station four: 2 rounds of 5 wall walk ups, 10 cdds, 20 oh clap with bear crawl between.
MARY: 5 min emom of 10 burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some
COT: yes

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Sunny Delight

WARMUP:
SSH, Windmill, Downward Dog, Honeymooner, Runner Stretch
KB Deadlifts and Swings
Suitcase carry 1 lap around the parking lot

THE THANG:
10 minute circuit:
1. Upright row x 10
2. Clean + press x10 (5 e/a)
3. Tricep Extension behind head x10
4. Merkin on KB
5. Mosey without bell
– Twist: Each round, first person back from the mosey performs 10 swings with Sunny D

Partner DORA – Uphill Farmers Carry with both bells
100 lunges (50 ea side)
200 American Hammer (400 ea side)
300 Shoulder Taps
100 Shoulder Taps – Modified for time (and sanity)
– Twist: Sunny D makes his way round the groups and the unlucky PAX must farmer carry it + his own bell

MARY: Death by KB Swings – AMRAP Swings; each time the bell is put down, mosey around the group for laps

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter, Coffeteria

COT: VQ Feedback and FNG @Fargo

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People’s Q

I tried something a little different today and had a people’s Q. I started us off with a little warm up then <@U07E0KTT4BV> picked up the Stick as we moseyed to the front of the movie theater. I thought we were going to watch Naked Gun but he had other plans.

Round 1
30 Step-ups (15 each leg)
25 Merkins
15 Big Boys

Round 2
30 Step-ups (15 each leg)
25 CDD
15 Big Boys

Round 3
30 Step-ups (15 each leg)
15 Hand Release Merkins
15 Big Boys

Next up was <@U08N6B7B3EF>

Group A performed Shoulder Taps while Group B army crawled for about 5 yards, then Bear Crawled for about 10 yards then sprint 25yards and back. Gross A & B switched. This went on for 3 rounds.

Next <@U067RCH0EPJ> took us over to the lower parking lot. We saw a couple of cop cars and we thought Unstable Vagina left his post to come workout with us but we were mistaken, it wasn’t him. <@U067RCH0EPJ> mapped out 4 corners of fun.
Corner 1 – 25 LBCs
Corner 2 – 25 Mike Tyson’s
Corner 3 – 25 Squats
Corner 4 – 25 American Hammers
We started in the middle of the 4 corners with a buy in of 1 Burpee then picked a corner then back to the center for a Burpee. Repeating until all 4 corner were hit.

Since we already had the 4 corners mapped out YHC picked up the stick for an Escalator.
Corner 1 – 10 SSHs
Corner 2 – 10 SSHs 25 CDD
Corner 3 – 10 SSHs 25 CDD 30 Squats
Corner 4 – 10 SSHs 25 CDD 30 Squats 40 LBCs

We moseyed back to COT in time to Al Gore it out for 30 seconds.

Announcements:
Coffe convergence at Panera Bread Kingsley following workouts
Stuff the Bus 8/2
Bethel Men’s Shelter next Thursday 8/7
Read the News Letter

Prayers& Praises
From the Waxhaw Pax prayers for Sugar Daddy and praises for Maddog’s son for completing his training for the Marines.

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9 #ao-american-jackal for a circuit of Eastside pain.

WARMUP: SSH, windmill, hillbilly, imperials, plank jacks, broga
THE THANG:
DORA – 100 merks, 200 big boy, 300 squats
CIRCUIT – 4 rounds of 15 jump squats, 20 calf raises, 25 step back squat, 30 sec wall squat
MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: sweaty Barry, f3 dads, east side lunch and diner events, blood drive
COT:

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EMOM HELL

WARMUP: SSH, merkins, windmill, navy seal burpees

THE THANG:
30 min EMOM
Ascending Rep Count
Mins 1-5: 5 reps
Mins 6-10: 10 reps
Mins 11-15: 15 reps
Mins 16-20: 25 reps
Mins 21+ 40 reps

Exercises: (if you fail to complete required reps, move to next exercise in next round)

Navy seal burpees
Burpees
Hand release merkins
Jump squats
SSH
Sprint

Had some extra time so did some sprints with exercises

MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: only you can hold yourself accountable. What do you do when your jester tempts you and nobody else is around to hold you accountable? Do you do the right thing?

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Do The Work – Get Sore

WARMUP: Run almost 2 parking lot laps then circle up at the base of the hill at the entrance of the school property.
Typical warm culprits: SSH, Merkins, Squats, Wind Mills
THE THANG:
50% effort run to the stop sign at Whites Rd, 25 Merkins
Run back to the start, 20 Squats
75% effort run to stop sign, 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Run back to the start, 10 Jump Squats
100% effort run to the stop sign, 5 Diamond Merkins

Mosey past the start and continue to the parking lot adjacent to the stadium entrance for a bear crawl accumulator.
Bear crawl 3 parking lot spaces then 2 Carolina Dry Docks
Bear crawl another 3 spaces then 3 CDDs.
Bear crawl another 3 spaces then 4 CDDs.
Continue the trend until the end of the lot.
3/4 of the way through this evolution, I was reminded of a message that has been ringing in my head frequently. I shared this with the PAX:
“Everybody wants to be strong but nobody wants to be sore.”
This is a reference to wanting the hardship to pass while reaping the rewards of the finish product. As we all know, growth happens in the journey, long before you reach the finish line. Embrace the soreness.

Now, crawl bear back to the starting line then make our way to the goal line on the football field. We’ll be performing a modified “corners” evolution.
10 Flutter Kicks I/C, Run across the field to the other side of the same goal line for 10 Flutter Kicks I/C, Run 100yds to the other goal line but on the same side of the field for 10 Flutter Kicks I/C then across the field for 10 more Flutter Kicks I/C.
Now, run to the 20yd line and execute the same evolution while performing 10 American Hammers I/C at the stops.
Now, run to the 40yd line with 10 LBCs at the corners.
Make our way back to the start for a 100yd sprint then a 100yd NUR back.
Make our way back to the parking lot and run back to COT with a few stops for a Merkin variety along the way.
Lastly, 1min elbow plank hold.
Remember, don’t shy away from doing the hard work in life and embracing the soreness. Additionally, don’t assume you’ll get a fresh start to tackle a challenge because after all, nobody cares what you can do fresh.

MARY: Integrated throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: For Sure

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The Time is Always Now

WARMUP: methodical
SSH
1 burpee
Windmill
2 burps
IW
3 burps
HW
4 burps
J-Lo
5 burps

Farmers carry

https://medium.com/@danjohn84123/humane-burpee-342d0054a13f
Finished with swing sequence to hit 100 total
5 swings
5 America swings
5 swings
5 swing squats
5 swings

Farmers carry

12 halos
10 split squats
Bear crawl the hill with the bell
12 halos
10 split squats

Waiter’s carry

3 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHj1DVQSau2/?igsh=MXZhMjY4MGZlcHltbA== each side
(Couple of rounds)

3 dead lift
3 goblet squats
3 swings
SPRINT the hill
(Couple of rounds)

Farmers carry

4 clean to squat
4 thrusters
4 swings
4 rows right
4 rows left
8 merkins
(Couple of rounds)

5 burpee snatches each side to close out

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel service next week
Tortoise and Hare
Suplex has a long term EH coming to the Yard tomorrow

COT:
https://f3nation.com/get-right is never over because “The Time is Always Now.”

If something isn’t solid in your world, what are you gonna do about it? The time is now.
Put aside your ego, doubts, fears, worry, hesitations, past, limiting beliefs, and get started. The time is now.
You know what needs to be done. Gentlemen, the time is now.

“There is never a time in the future in which we will work out our salvation. The challenge
is in the moment, the time is always now.”
—James Baldwin

Grateful to share the gloom with you this morning

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The Hive Shovel Flag Hand-Off

WARMUP: Happy Hour warmed us up for the impending bear down
THE THANG:
Round 1: 10-min AMRAP
10 x KBS
10 x KB squats
10 x KB deadlifts
10 x KB clean and jerk

Round 2: 25-min of suffering

PAX circle up at bottom of the hill.
Non-stop KB swings, accumulate as many as possible – every time you stop swinging you complete:
5x burpees
10x merkins
15x squats
Resume swinging

Meanwhile…pax take turns carrying heavy objects up the hill to the speed bump. Options included:
100lb sandy nut sack
60lb sandy hog (sand bag)

Everyone worked hard, everyone complained, everyone got better

MARY:
LBCs
American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes there were several

COT: Had to be there

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Fake playlistst band, real legs workout

WARMUP:
Side straddle hops -Windmill, Merkin, Downward dogs, Honey Mooney, Mosey

THE THANG:
3 – Exercises 20 Min = legs
3 stations
40s work, 20s rest / 3x

Repeated exercises for 4 min, one minute rest thinking on grateful moments.
20 speed squats
Plank hold, hold for 20 seconds, count starts after the last man planks

Repeat for 4 min
6 Burpees
12 Side straddle hops
Bear crawl

Repeat for 4 min
10 Mountain climbers
20 Drop lunges
Bear crawl

Repeat for 4 min
10 Squat Sholders tap
20 Smurf Jacks
Bear crawl

Repeat for 4 min
10 – skaters
20 – American hammers

VQ take over – Exercises 15 Min = Core/cardio Non Stop
12 -Freddie Mercury sit up
12 – Flutter kicks
20 – Smurf Jacks

12 – Big boys sit up
12 – LBC
20 – Pop squats

12 – Jump lunge
12 – Jump squat
2 – Burpees

MARY: Hello Darling
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Almost too much

WARMUP: SSH out of sync optional, Cherry pickers, moroccan night clubs, slow merkins, Imperial walkers
THE THANG: 1 man tosses the 60# 30 yards, NURs back. Meanwhile, groups of 4 rotate between pull-ups, merkins, and thrusters. 11 rounds.
Bag carry hill walk
EMOM 10 burpees for 6 rounds
MARY: Core baby
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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