Labor Day Beatdown

WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, Low slow squat, cherry pickers, Broga, Mosey
THE THANG: Sideline to sideline sprints x7
Merkins, wide arm merkins, diamond merkins, ranger merkins, hand release merkins, tempo merkins
And now for legs –
2 Rounds of..
10 burpee broad jumps, 20 yard lunges, 15 jump squats, Al Gore 30 seconds, 20 yard duck walk
To finish –
Flutters, Freddie Mercury, Hello dolly, American Hammer, Heels to Heaven, Plank
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Keep showing up

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Pain Points

WARMUP: mosey around WEP with some stretch stations
THE THANG: do an exercise for points from the board, then run a lap around parking lot. Rinse and repeat for max points. See picture of board. We got about 3 miles total of running in.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: prayers for aging parents

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Trench Warfare

WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, imperial walker
hip thrust, low slow squat, 1min high plank, spider man stretches

THE THANG:
Pain stations – complete 2 circuits; EMOM: 50s each station, 10s transition

1. Mosey
2. Merkin – hands on bench
3. SSH
4. goblet squat 50’db or 30’db
5. DB curls – 20’dbs
6. KB swings – 40lb
7. Sandbag clean and press (40 or 60)
8. Farmer carry 30s and back – 72lb kb “Sunny Delight”

Field work:
5 REPS 3 Reps:
Start at goal line and Low crawl to 10, bear crawl to 30, Sprint through opposite end zone.
20 SSH and breather until all pax finish
Mosey back to opposite goal line and repeat

Mosey back to base of the hill –
Pax split in two groups roughly based on similar weight. Race up the hill (Sprint)

MARY:
EMOM 5 reps Humane burpee
(5 hip thrusts, 5 push-up, 5 goblet squat)
Winner of the sprint does first set as 10 burpees We were too gassed and forgot to give the winners their reward

ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: yes

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Swole city, bro! Fist pumpin’ through the burn, lookin’ fresh for the boardwalk. GTL all day, don’t sleep!

WARMUP:
• 20 SSH IC
• 10 Windmill Cherry Pickers IC
• World’s Greatest Stretch (both sides)

THE THANG:
AMRAP Circuit – 40s on / 20s off (4 rounds)
1. KB Swings
2. KB Goblet March
3. Suitcase Deadlifts
4. Cross Body Curls
5. Alternating Bent Over Rows
6. Lunge w/ KB Pass Through
7. Lunge w/ Waiter Press
Active Recovery Between (most) Sets:
• Planks
• Goblet Squats
• KB Carries
Core Finisher – AMRAP (40s on / 20s off):
1. Around the World
2. American Hammers
3. Overhead KB Dying Cockroaches
4. Bear Plank w/ KB Pull Through
5. LBCs w/ Overhead KB
6. Flutter Kicks
7. KB Halos
8. KB Lateral Swings
9. Plank to close it out

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter, HIM camp.
COT: Prayers for all.

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Light poles with motion sensors…AJ fancy

WARMUP: Disclaimer
Mosey around entrance, circle up for
15 SSH IC
10 LSS IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga

THE THANG:
Moseyed down to the yellow striped triangle, at the entrance to school and driveway down to football field.
Had a board of pain their with exercises. PAX were to perform one exercise, run to light pole and perform one burpee, then return and do second listed exercise. Then run the 2nd light pole and do 2 burpees. Continue on down the list, finally doing 9 burpees at the 9th light pole.
Exercises were:
1. 10 Bomb Jax
2. 20 Diamond Merkins
3. 30 Wide Arm Merkins
4. 40 Squats
5. 50 LBCs
6. 40 Reverse Lunges
7. 30 American Hammers
8. 20 Merkins
9. 10 CDDs

After completing the list, we began moving back up the list, with decreasing burpees.

MARY: Flutters, Freddie Mercury, Protractor

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Announced
COT: Stays in COT

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Monday blues

WARMUP: mosey, ssh, merkin
THE THANG: Four rounds of super sets with different MOT between.

station one: four rounds of 5 jump squat, 10 jump lunge, 20 squat mosey and then duck walk

Station 2: 3 rounds of 5 mike Tyson, 10 diamond merkin, 20 merkin. Mosey and then inch worm with merkin between.

Station 3: 3 round of 5 heels to heaven, 10 two count flutters, 20 lbc with a mosey up the hill between

Station four: 2 rounds of 5 wall walk ups, 10 cdds, 20 oh clap with bear crawl between.
MARY: 5 min emom of 10 burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some
COT: yes

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Sunny Delight

WARMUP:
SSH, Windmill, Downward Dog, Honeymooner, Runner Stretch
KB Deadlifts and Swings
Suitcase carry 1 lap around the parking lot

THE THANG:
10 minute circuit:
1. Upright row x 10
2. Clean + press x10 (5 e/a)
3. Tricep Extension behind head x10
4. Merkin on KB
5. Mosey without bell
– Twist: Each round, first person back from the mosey performs 10 swings with Sunny D

Partner DORA – Uphill Farmers Carry with both bells
100 lunges (50 ea side)
200 American Hammer (400 ea side)
300 Shoulder Taps
100 Shoulder Taps – Modified for time (and sanity)
– Twist: Sunny D makes his way round the groups and the unlucky PAX must farmer carry it + his own bell

MARY: Death by KB Swings – AMRAP Swings; each time the bell is put down, mosey around the group for laps

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter, Coffeteria

COT: VQ Feedback and FNG @Fargo

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People’s Q

I tried something a little different today and had a people’s Q. I started us off with a little warm up then <@U07E0KTT4BV> picked up the Stick as we moseyed to the front of the movie theater. I thought we were going to watch Naked Gun but he had other plans.

Round 1
30 Step-ups (15 each leg)
25 Merkins
15 Big Boys

Round 2
30 Step-ups (15 each leg)
25 CDD
15 Big Boys

Round 3
30 Step-ups (15 each leg)
15 Hand Release Merkins
15 Big Boys

Next up was <@U08N6B7B3EF>

Group A performed Shoulder Taps while Group B army crawled for about 5 yards, then Bear Crawled for about 10 yards then sprint 25yards and back. Gross A & B switched. This went on for 3 rounds.

Next <@U067RCH0EPJ> took us over to the lower parking lot. We saw a couple of cop cars and we thought Unstable Vagina left his post to come workout with us but we were mistaken, it wasn’t him. <@U067RCH0EPJ> mapped out 4 corners of fun.
Corner 1 – 25 LBCs
Corner 2 – 25 Mike Tyson’s
Corner 3 – 25 Squats
Corner 4 – 25 American Hammers
We started in the middle of the 4 corners with a buy in of 1 Burpee then picked a corner then back to the center for a Burpee. Repeating until all 4 corner were hit.

Since we already had the 4 corners mapped out YHC picked up the stick for an Escalator.
Corner 1 – 10 SSHs
Corner 2 – 10 SSHs 25 CDD
Corner 3 – 10 SSHs 25 CDD 30 Squats
Corner 4 – 10 SSHs 25 CDD 30 Squats 40 LBCs

We moseyed back to COT in time to Al Gore it out for 30 seconds.

Announcements:
Coffe convergence at Panera Bread Kingsley following workouts
Stuff the Bus 8/2
Bethel Men’s Shelter next Thursday 8/7
Read the News Letter

Prayers& Praises
From the Waxhaw Pax prayers for Sugar Daddy and praises for Maddog’s son for completing his training for the Marines.

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9 #ao-american-jackal for a circuit of Eastside pain.

WARMUP: SSH, windmill, hillbilly, imperials, plank jacks, broga
THE THANG:
DORA – 100 merks, 200 big boy, 300 squats
CIRCUIT – 4 rounds of 15 jump squats, 20 calf raises, 25 step back squat, 30 sec wall squat
MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: sweaty Barry, f3 dads, east side lunch and diner events, blood drive
COT:

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EMOM HELL

WARMUP: SSH, merkins, windmill, navy seal burpees

THE THANG:
30 min EMOM
Ascending Rep Count
Mins 1-5: 5 reps
Mins 6-10: 10 reps
Mins 11-15: 15 reps
Mins 16-20: 25 reps
Mins 21+ 40 reps

Exercises: (if you fail to complete required reps, move to next exercise in next round)

Navy seal burpees
Burpees
Hand release merkins
Jump squats
SSH
Sprint

Had some extra time so did some sprints with exercises

MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: only you can hold yourself accountable. What do you do when your jester tempts you and nobody else is around to hold you accountable? Do you do the right thing?

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