Bad ideas proliferated

WARMUP: yes
THE THANG: stupid:

Barbarian Clean and Press 5 reps for 8 rounds
Farmers Carry between rounds

50 Swings
40 Goblet Squats
30 Merkins
20 Jumps Squats
10 Man makers

2 Single Arm Swings
2 Snatch with a press
2 Single leg dead lift

1 cluster each side
(did it twice in the time remaining)

ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots read the newsletter
https://mailchi.mp/3f48993712a2/lorrorq9g6-13584487

COT: was held

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Cones and Reps at The Ranch

WARMUP: Quick mosey with a stop for mountain climbers, MNC, low slow squats
THE THANG: Mozy over to Springfield Middle School where we placed four evenly-ish spaced cones the length of the drop off before you get to the hill. From the start we ran to the first cone for 20 reps each of shoulder tap merkins, monkey humpers, box cuttahs, and plank jacks then ran back to the start. From there we ran to the second cone for dips, squats, flutters and Mike Tyson’s. Back to start then to cone three for CDD, bomb jacks, American hammers, SSH. Ran to start then on to cone four for merkins, calf raises, BBS, and burpees. (20 reps for each exercise at each cone)
Quick mozy back to start then we ran to the top of the hill and partnered up. At the top of the hill, each partner did three burpees then ran to opposite sides of the hill for 50 reps each of the selected exercise. After each exercise they ran back to the top for three burpees with their partner. Rinse and repeat with SSH, LBCs, Merkins, Squats, Overhead claps, CDD.
Mozy back to COT with a stop to pickup all the cones.
MARY: No dedicated Mary time but we got it in.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q source, convergence, newsletter
COT: Prayers for family, local teacher who passed

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Upper/Core with KB

WARMUP: SSH, Arm Circles, Windmills, Merkins, Shoulder Taps, Plank
THE THANG: Four blocks, the first three blocks are 8 minutes each with 4 exercises AMRAP. Last block has 2 exercises EMON style.
Block 1:
KB Overhead press (10 each arm).
KB Bent over row (10 each arm)
KB Halos (8 each side)
Plank (1 minute)
Block 2:
KB AH (15 each side)
KB BBS (12 “each side”)
KB Plank Drag (10 each side)
Flutter kicks/w KB Press (20)
Block 3:
KB Merkins (6 each arm)
KB floor press (8 each arm)
Farmers Carry 20 yard up and back (2 times)
KB upright row (12)
Block 4:
Odd minutes (20 Kb swings-rest)
Even minutes (20 chess press-rest)
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: message. Do not get for granted a good night of sleep of you kids, wife, family member; instead, thank God for a good night.

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Calf Blaster with Bells

WARMUP: MNCs, 5x Mike Tysons, Ch.Pickers, 4x M.T.s, Hillb-Walk, 3x MTs, Imp. Walk., 2x MTs, Windmills, 1x MT

THE THANG: 3 stations (ran out of time for 4th). First = Solo…. 2nd/3rd = Partner
1. (at Fences): RDL’s with KBells (15 each side), Gas-Pumpers w/ KB (X10), Clamshells w/ KB (25 each side), Oma-Plata Situps w/ KB (5 each side)
2. (at First light post): 300 Dora Calf Raises w/ KB (10 straight, 10 point in, 10 point out, repeat)…. partner runs to next light post, 5 squat jumps, Nur back
– Flutter Press till 6 was up, then 50 KB-swings before next station
3. (at 2nd light post): 300 Dora Bicep/Tricep … partner does Carioca up & back with 5 Burpees at the turn
– Fisherman’s Calf-Raises (20 each side) before moving on
– At this point, preset alarm signaled Mary’s Arrival; voiding the 4th station’s necessity

MARY: Flutters around KB, “Hernias” (Big Boy w/ KB) x 25, Heel Taps (IC / 4ct. x 25), LBC’s w/ KB x 25, Freddy Mercury’s w/ KB Press
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive Thursday, Bethel, Tortoise & Hare
COT: Safety/Grace for kiddos hot-rodding, transitions into school year

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The Elite 8

WARMUP: Mosey around parking lot.
20 ea. SSH
10 ea. Goofballs
10 ea. Hillbilly Walkers
10 ea. Cherry Pickers
10 ea. Moroccan Nightclubs
carry bells to student parking lot for a board of pain
THE THANG:
Round 1:
– 10 American Hammers
– 15 Skull Crushers
– 20 Swings
– 25 Curls
– 30 Lunges
– 35 Bent Rows
– 40 Overhead Press
– 45 Chest Press
– 50 Squats
– 1 lap around cones
Round 2:
– 10 American Hammers
– 15 Skull Crushers
– 20 Swings
– 25 Curls
– 30 Lunges
– 35 Bent Rows
– 40 Overhead Press
– 45 Chest Press
– 1 lap around cones
Round 3:
– 10 American Hammers
– 15 Skull Crushers
– 20 Swings
– 25 Curls
– 30 Lunges
– 35 Bent Rows
– 40 Overhead Press
– 1 lap around cones
Round 4:
– 10 American Hammers
– 15 Skull Crushers
– 20 Swings
– 25 Curls
– 30 Lunges
– 35 Bent Rows
– 1 lap around cones

MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read the newsletter
COT: Prayer’s health & travel

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Smokin Kettlebells AKA5

Review F3 mission statement and core principles
WARMUP:
SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Strawberry Pickers, and Broga Stretches
THE THANG:
Stage 1: 100 kettlebell swings OYO
Stage 2: 5 rounds of hill work at football stadium entrance:
Round 1: 10 Man-Makers and mosey up the hill with kettlebell for 10 Goblet Squats at the top. Mosey back down to the bottom.
Round 2: 10 Man-Makers and mosey up the hill with kettlebell for 20 total lunges with kettlebell at the top. Mosey back down to the bottom.
Round 3: 10 Man-Makers and mosey up the hill with kettlebell for 30 Chest Press at the top. Mosey back down to the bottom.
Round 4: 5 Man-Makers and mosey up the hill with kettlebell for 40 total Bent over rows at the top. Mosey back down to the bottom.
Round 5: 5 Man-Makers and mosey up the hill with kettlebell for 50 Deadlifts at the top. Mosey back down to the bottom.
MARY: Didn’t have time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Don’t fear the Reaper!

Rubber Ducky brought a full body pain session. Barkley showed up, “as always” his shield lock may have differing opinions. A contingent of marathon runners came by to see how the other side lives and said bell swingers are crazy. I even heard Band Camp contemplating his bell choices.

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Don’t fear the Reaper!

Rubber Ducky brought a full body pain session. Barkley showed up, “as always” his shield lock may have differing opinions. A contingent of marathon runners came by to see how the other side lives and said bell swingers are crazy. I even heard Band Camp contemplating his bell choices.

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Death by 1000 reps

WARMUP: Spectre led us out in a slight warm up as YHC was a couple minutes late

THE THANG:

Squat press
KB Swings
Manmakers
KB Swings
WW2 sit-ups w/ KB
KB Swings
Clean Pulls
KB Swings
Bicep curl to tricep extensions
KB Swings

10 reps for each exercise

Repeat for 10 rounds

MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:

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School Yard Laps

WARMUP: Some guys preran a few miles
THE THANG:
Ran down to Dolby’s Bridge Elementary, and did laps around the school. 3 laps at a comfortable pace, 4th lap at a fast pace. Complete as many laps as possible till 06:00.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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