Dealer’s Choice

Nice and gloomy, misty, cool morning. Just being out in this means you made the choice to NOT let the Jester win.
WARMUP: Slow mosey to the contractors pickup area at Lowe’s, circle up for the following, my standard SWIMS warmup:
– 15 SSH 4ct
– 10 Windmills
– 15 Imperial Walker 4ct
– 10 Moroccan night clubs 4 ct
– 15 Strawberry pickers
Since we were where we needed to be, we went right into….
THE THANG:
Dealer’s Choice
I have had the F3 workout deck in my truck for quite some time, like over a year, and never found the right opportunity to use it. Well, today was the day. The cards are waterproof so I was not worried about them getting wet, just whether I could read the small-ish print or not. HA!

Pick a card, do the exercise, then on to the next. Clubs are core, hearts are cardio, spades are legs, diamonds are upper body. Rep count is based on number/suit on the card 2-10 are their number, jacks are 11, queens are 12, kings are 13, aces are something special. jokers/jester are wild card (I had them as 10 burpees).
We got through the following (larger numbers were OYO, everything else in cadence)
2 bulgarian split squats
2 hand clap merkins
11 plank jacks
100 calf raise (ace of spades)
3 wojo squat
7 LBC
sprint 200 m (modified to 50m out and back, 2 of hearts)
11 dips
10 rosalita
NUR 50m out and back
sprint 300m (modified to 50m out and back, 3 of hearts)
lunge walk 50m out and back
10 oblique crunch per side
90 sec high plank
4 CDD
100 SSH (ace of hearts)
13 merkin
sprint 400m (modified to loop around parking lot)
5 lunge 2 ct
12 monkey humpers’
100 arm circles (50 each direction, ace of diamonds)
7 monkey humpers
3 Chuck Norris merkins
6 wide arm merkins
4 alternating side squat/lunge, each side
10 incline merkins
12 diamond merkins
9 ranger merkins10 butt kickers each leg
12 freddy mercury, 2ct
5 hand release merkins
9 LSS
60 seconds low plank (on forearms)
That put us at 3 minutes to 6, just enough time to run back to COT. Unfortunately no jokers/jesters were pulled.
Mumblechatter was most excellent!! Great job by all
MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: A LOT going on. Highlighted literally everything that is in the newsletter.

COT: A lot lifted up. Reminded PAX that we are all carrying burdens, and we men tend to suffer in silence, but when it gets too much, do not be afraid to reach out, for someone will definitely step in to help lighten the load.

Thanks Peach Stand for the opportunity to lead.
SYITG
Blessings,
-NASA

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More than 6@6

WARMUP: OYO
THE THANG: >6 miles Kingsley to Munn to Harris to Fort Mill back to Jackson to Harris to Munn to Kingsley
MARY: Burpees & other stuff OYO
ANNOUNCEMENTS: One Word, Men’s Shelter
COT:

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Big Deck

WARMUP: CP, WM HW and the “other walker”
THE THANG: mosey to the CFA parking lot where a giant deck of cards was found. Board was also conveniently located on a rock. After shuffling we took turns pulling cards and doing what the board said to do
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup and Cannoli run
COT:

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Apple fritter

WARMUP: None
Announcements: None
Mary: None

Route was down Munn Rd to Harris St to Corner Donuts (have you tried?) and back.

No one brought me anything back from Corner Donuts.

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Coming in HOT

WARMUP: yes
THE THANG:
SECTION 1: AMPHITHEATER ESCALATION (15 min)

Partners start at bottom level. One partner works, one rests/counts.

Round 1 – Level 1:

∙ Partner A: 20 dips

∙ Partner B: 20 Squats

∙ Both: BEAR CRAWL to Level 2

Round 2 – Level 2:

∙ Partner A: 20 Overhead Press (dumbbell)

∙ Partner B: 20 Step-ups each leg

∙ Both: LUNGE WALK to Level 3

Round 3 – Level 3:FLIP FLOP

Mosey back to bottom

SWITCH partners and REPEAT (swap who does A/B exercises)

4 rounds…

SECTION 2: CORE GAUNTLET (15 min – ABS FOCUSED)

All PAX line up at bottom. Exercises done in cadence together.

Station 1 (Level 1):

∙ LBCs x 25 IC

∙ Freddie Mercury x 20 IC

∙ Hammers

Bear crawl to level 2- did something, I forgot

Crawl bear back

∙ Box Cutters x 20 IC

∙ Superman hold x 20 seconds

∙ Flutter Kicks x 25 IC

Bear crawl to first level. Derkins)

Crawl bear back

SECTION 3: DUMBBELL DORA (8 min)

Partner 1 runs lap around ampithheater

∙ 100 total: Dumbbell Thrusters )

∙ 200 total: Overhead Press (alternating arms)

∙ 100 total: (curls)

MARY: she was involved throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes, break the dam, bethel, newsletter
COT: yes

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