Cold + mumblechatter (whiners) = SlowBurn

The cold and the complaining was out in full force this morning. Great effort by … most

The first thing I did when I got home was was my sweatshirt, with my Weinke, so you get the cliff notes …

Warm-up:
The pattern was 1. exercise on your feet 2. exercise on your 6 3. exercise on your feet 4. exercise in the plank position 5. rinse/repeat

We did stuff like: imperial walker, hillbilly walker, Travolta, shoulder tap, SSH, LBC, Mahktar N’Diaye, squats, sumo squats, Morrocan NC, OH Claps. Stuff like that. Mostly in dozens.

Then onto the those exercises that were rejected by the nation’s Exicon
Patrick Swayze: Karaoke L, Karaoke R, Power Skip, NUR with arms out
Jonah Hill: 3 broad jumps, 3 merkins, 7x
Matt Foley: 1 animated squat, 4 dying cockroach, 2-8, 3-12, 4-16, 5-20

Then a round of Assassin suicides, squats, imp walkers, OH claps, or something like that, super easy

Over to 4 corners where some actual did the work and some walked from corner to corner chit chatting
15 BB Sits, 15 Jump squats, 15 bombjacks, 15 merkins, 5 flying squirrels in the middle

To the wall for a sit and 2 burpees from each end, rinse/repeat

Back for 2 rounds of Assassin merkins
LBCs, HELLO DOLLY!, BB Sits
Donkey kicks, shoulder taps, mountain climbers

SlowBurn was my first AO I attended, SlowBurn was my first site Q, and has always been a great Friday workout. Thanks Weezer for the lead.

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Coneheads

WARMUP: Various Usuals

THE THANG: 12 Cones of different exercises and counts. Repeats with different transportation modes. Lots of complaints that felt the SlowBurn

MARY: Stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Nov 11 Charity Shoot, Nov 18 Bourbon tasting

COT: Praises for each other

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3 min drills

WARMUP: SSH, IW, plank Jax, hillbilly walkers

Warm up

3 min drills
Merkins
Squats
Plank Jax
SSH

Dips
Big Boys
WAM
Jump Squats

Calf Raises
CDD
Flying Squirrel
Flutter

Hand Release
Hello Dolly
LBC
Jump rope

Lap around building
Repeat

COT:

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Slo Burn 🔥 So Slow

WARMUP: Stretch, Merks, Cherry Pickers. SSH, Squats,
THE THANG: HIIT – One minute sessions – 5 total. (Merks, Derks, Squats, Dips) – Ladder work with Squats, Merks, Donkey Kicks) Closed out with 4 corners with a Pax choosing the cadence and exercise.
MARY: 3 mins of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Final Countdown and 10yr Anniversary, Community Svc Opportunity 9-24-22.
COT: Prayers for healing, Marriage, Family, Pax.

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Legs and things

WARMUP: SSH, Overhead claps, MNC, Windmills, Karaoke, butt kickers, and goof balls
THE THANG: lots of running, leg exercises including squats, monkey humpers, calf raises, lunges. Then did a dora 100 merkins, 150 seal jacks, and 200 shoulder taps, finished with some curb work and running
MARY: flutters, LBCs, box cutters, and some broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: final countdown, dam to dam sign up
COT: stay close to HIM to stay on track and refreshed and recharged. We tend to get sidetracked and sucked into the vortex of the world going going going and it wears us down and we become vulnerable. Stay close to HIM

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SlowBurn: What’s your number…Go get it!

WARMUP:
Mosey, shuffle, toy soldier, bear crawl, moracan night club,l
THE THANG:
20sec on 10sec rest
3rounds
Merkins
Leg lifts
Sumo squats
Wide arm Merkins
Donkey Kicks
Squat jumps
Plank punch
Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read Newsletter
COT: was glorious!!

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The Twister (I didn’t name it)

WARMUP: Light Stretches
THE THANG: The Pax executed The Twister- Dora at the Baxter Exchange
MARY: Flutters and of course Gaspumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: it was advised that the pax read their newsletter
COT: Prayed for Marriages

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What’s the count?

Big crowd at Clydesdales this morning. The planned route was followed by some and others took their own path. Twister has a new pair of shoes. Apparently, they were out of all the men’s colors.

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Cone O’Rama

WARMUP: Lite Run into various warmups
THE THANG: Cone O’Rama
8 cones, 8 exercise movements. Repeat for rounds adding # count each round. Changes to mode of transportation each time around.
MARY: Stretching- Pax agreed we need more of this.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sept CSAUP & FMCC donations led by #HIM @Beaker
COT: Rejoined SnakePit for COT

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The parking lot is always smoother in the other corner

WARMUP: Some side straddle hops, windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, Moroccan nightclubs and cherry pickers to loosen things up

THE THANG:

Used the ol’ Seconds Pro app to provide a TABATA workout with 50 seconds on 20 seconds rest ratio. After every 4th exercise we would rotate to the next corner of the parking lot. It should be noted that I used an Apple playlist and the app appeared to have undergone an update since last use… By the time I discovered the errors with both of these items we had come too far (I already pushed start) and the only option was to press forward for the next 40 minutes… We made it through a full cycle and 3/4.

Merkins
Squats
Flutter
Donkey Kick
Rotate
Calf Raises
Mountain Climbers
Side Straddle Hops
Al Gore
Rotate
Box Cutter
Plank Jacks
Lunges
Dry Dock
Rotate
Seal Jacks
High Knees
Monkey Humpers
Freddie Mercury
Rinse and Repeat

Things learned:
-the update changed the default voice from an Australian lady to a deep voiced male… not as fun to be told to do monkey humpers by a deep voiced male
-Apple includes U2’s One as a 90’s Rock/Alternative Essential, and while a great song, it is not terribly motivating… however it is very long…
-the update also messed up the volume of the coach voice anyway, so everyone just had to listen to me yelling over U2 anyway…

COT: It happened… we were all there…

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