We may not be teens anymore, but we brought the 40+ YO Spirit..,

WARMUP:

Some Side Straddle Hops, Windmills, Moroccan Nightclubs, Imperial Walkers and Hillbilly Walkers to loosen everything up then a mosey over to the church parking lot

THE THANG:

TABATA with 50 seconds of movement and 20 seconds of rest. Every 5th set we had a lap around the lot with the balance of 2 minutes to rest. This was all set to a 90’s alternative playlist that brought great joy to all attending

Activity included: Merkins, Squats, Donkey Kicks, Calf Raises, Flutter, High Knees, Mountain Climbers, Side Straddle Hops, Al Gore, Box Cutter, Plank Jack, Lunges, Dry Docks, Seal Jacks, Monkey Humpers and Freddie Mercury
MARY: One set of 12 LBCs once we got back to COT to get us to 0600

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam to Dam Bar coming up. Lots of opportunities to serve in various areas available in the newsletter and Slack

COT: Prayers for mental and physical health

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Stealing from Tesh

WARMUP: Not enough

THE THANG: stolen from Tesh: https://f3thefort.com/2019/10/24/2019-43-minnow-pond/

YHC did change the route so the burpees were done at the Nazarene and then ran back to the location of the bear crawl

Most got 3+ miles

MARY: no, time was of the essence

NMM:
An excerpt from a poem by Amanda Gorman:
Just like a skill or any art,
We cannot possess hope without practicing it.
It is the most fundamental craft we demand of ourselves.

Getting to start my day with the caliber of men in the Fort is one way I practice hope. I’m grateful for it.

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What’s that smell? Sewer gas…

WARMUP: windmills, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, SSH. Run to guardrail and do dips. Run to school entrance do step ups and 10 derkins. Run down hill to light pole for more fun.
THE THANG: Tabata is the flavor 45 seconds of exercise 15 seconds of rest. 4 exercises per set SS hops, plank jacks, squats, and American hammers. 1 minute rest with 5 burpees included. 2 rounds then 2 rounds of mtn climbers, seal jacks, monkey humpers, and LBCs. 1 min. Rest with 5 burpees. Last 2 rounds pax choice rebel picked merkins )no surprise there), Nasa Flutters, Sugarbug CDDs and Mainframe jump squats. Mosey back to COT for a little Mary.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: jekyll thing, D2D bar other stuff

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Dean Sibrans

Did a ruck from Kingsley to Macray’s house near WEP. Stopped along the way for merkins and squats and sit ups and monkey humpers and then walked back and did more of the same. Twas a glorious outing that was enjoyed by all. We laughed, we cried, we tickled airborne with feathers and we skipped in perfect unison. That all, ok bye!

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Bunny fu-fus

WARMUP: Jog lap around lot then some basic warm-ups. Grab bags and move to front of school.
THE THANG: Complete the following exercises. Every 2 mins run to cone at end of drop off line and back.
20 OH presses
50 hop overs
30 front rack squats
50 hop overs
40 push-ups
50 hop overs
30 back rack squats
50 hop overs
20 OH presses
Solo was calling the hop overs bunny fu-fus or something since they really started to add up.
After finishing the board we moved over to the amphitheater. Starting at the bottom, bear crawl to 1st landing dragging bag and do 15 jump over burpees. Crawl and drag to 2nd landing and do 12 jump over burpees. Crawl and drag to 3rd landing and do 9 jump over burpees. Bear hug sandbagand move back to start. Crawl and drag bag to 1st landing and do 15 over the shoulders. Crawl and drag to 2nd landing and do 12 over the shoulders. Time was up before we could make it to the last landing. Carry bags back to COT. Great work by everyone. Thanks for the opportunity to Q!

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8-Blocker: Partner Work

WARMUP: Typical stuff
PARTNER WORK:
– 200 yds partner carry
– 200 yd wheelbarrow
– 200 yd partner push
DORA – partner runs a lap while other partner:
– 50 burpees
– 100 decline merkins
– 150 dips
– 200 step ups

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Birdcage’s Ladder

WARMUP: SSH, squat, dynamic plank warm-up with upward<>downward dogs, high plank and various exercises from high plank position
THE THANG: Jacob’s Ladder – 9 through 1 – alternating KB snatches OH on one end of ladder, 4-count mountain climbers on other end of ladder; mode of transportation = pass-through forward lunges with KB “up the ladder” and pass-through backward lunges with KB down the ladder.
Curb Workout- [hand on bell and other hand on curb – merkins in cadence x5, LOW squats in cadence x6, KB swings x7 OYO, KB curls x8 OYO, KB OH triceps ext x9 OYO] x4 sets
single arm KB rows x6 each arm, KB RDLs x10, KB american hammers x7 double-count

Birdcage was supposed to be on Q, but recently fell from a ladder taking down Christmas lights, hence the title of the workout. Apparently he’s doing alright, but sending prayers his way nonetheless.

Thanks to Beaker for calling my number on short notice.

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Prison Break

WARMUP: 10x SSH IC
THE THANG:
Mosey to WEP amphitheater

5 burpees
10 Merkins IC
5 lunges each leg
10 In/Out Dollie’s

12-min AMRAP
Lap broken into 3 parts:
-Bear crawl length of amphitheater, mosey to bathroom for stop 1
-10 squat jacks, mosey to next position at top corner of trail on hill
-10 burpees, mosey to next position by swing across from amphitheater
-10 mike Tyson’s, mosey back to amphitheater

10-min AMRAP
5 burpees
10 pushups
15 lunges
20 air squats
Circle parking loop back to amphitheater

5-min AMRAP
15 sit-ups
15 glute bridges
15 Russian twists
15 Flutter kicks IC
30sec low plank

Mosey to COT

Moleskine:
Lots of huffing and puffing in the gloom this morning mostly involving YHC’s choices best described as those done in a prison cell – and one Jane Fonda jazzercise sans knee-high Reebok socks.
A few notables:
Dark Helmet loves burpees – please be sure to include them in any AO’s where he HC’s.
Esso and Maximus set the tone in weight vests, floral and all.
Punch List crushed crushed the AMRAPs like, well, a punch list.
T-claps to Man Down for posting despite his 3am college bedtime.
Peabody and JWow were silent but deadly when chiming in on the prison cell burpees and bear crawls.
Soup to Nuts won best hair for the gloom, despite a contended effort by YHC and Dark Helmet.
Always a pleasure – Solo

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Golden Corral 2024 Kick Off

WARMUP: The pax were disclaimed and we slow moseyed toward the east side of the parking lot for COP
THE THANG:
COP (all in double count cadence)
SSH x 25, windmill x 10, imperial walker/hillbilly walker x 20, low, slow squat x 20, CDD x 10 hold/right, left leg/arm high/6″ hold/downward dog/honeymooner/6″ hold, jumping lunge x 20 (crowd pleaser), Rosalita x 25, wide arm merkin x 10/6″ hold/mountain climber x 25
Mosey to the retaining wall for 9’s. (burpees and dips).
Mosey to the front of HT, line up and lung walk/squat the distance of the parking spaces.
Indian run through the parking lot. Last man drops and does 3 merkins before running to the front.

MARY/OTHER:
Freddie Merc x 25, Pretzel crunch x 25, Hello Dolly x 25.
The Infamous Airborne Hip Abductor routine.
Body Destroyer for 60s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Damn to Damn Bar in Feburary, Fish sticks/Slap Shot cryptic CSAUP in 2 weeks. All we know is that it’s 4 man teams and it’s at TCES on a Saturday (read your newsletter)

COT:
Prayers for Huffy’s mother (illness), Change Order’s daughter (wisdom teeth). Praise for Cyclops wife celebrating a birthday!

It was a privilege to lead the men today on the 1st Golden Corral workout for 2024. Thirty degree, dry air never felt so good! If you don’t post in the winter time, you are really missing out. Slow Jams announced that the shovel flag will be passed next week so be on the lookout for that. GC is my regular stop on Tuesdays and I’ve enjoyed spending time with him. He was a steady, entertaining presence every week, and did a fine job as site Q. Smuggler was also with us today as he continues his comeback. Keep it going brother! Here’s to another year of F3 at The Fort!

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