The Slithering: Bushwood’s Finest

WARMUP: Mosey up bus lane, shuffle mosey shuffle mosey

Hillbilly Walkers, cherry (strawberry) pickers, sumo squats, monacan night clubs
Mosey to slight hill to loading dock
7s: Bombjacks/ Carolina Dry Docks

THE THANG:
Mosey to Band lot
Snaking through the lot with 15 pain station’s, in between moseying
5×15 burpees-75
10×15 Merkins-150
15×15 squats-225

MARY:
N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM camp 🤨 sign up

COT: prayers for parents traveling, participating in HIM camp, my travel to NJ and my mother’s grieving loss of stepdad

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New sheriff in town

WARMUP:
Poppins started off with a quick warmup, 50 SSH, Windmills, Cherry Pickers, some other stuff, Plank, Merkins and some yoga stuff
THE THANG: I started it off with a mosey to the back playground where we did a crowd pleasing Dick Webb, got up to 8 RDS, then we did a quick tabata at the nearby park benches. Part 2 was Mainframe leading us to the parking lot in the back where we had to do a series laps around the lot with various leg exercises including burpee broad jumps and then a bear crawl and crawl bear activity from the lines in each space over to the line opposite side, 6 rounds.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Was held

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Jiffy POP

WARMUP: Short mosey
SSH
Imperial walker
Windmill
Arm circles
Merkins
Honeymooner and downward dog

THE THANG:
Pyramid workout with pull ups, LBCs, merkins and jump squats. Progressing in reps to 3-10-10-10 to 6-20-20-20 to 9-30-30-30 to 12-40-40-40 and then back down. Mosey over to back of the school parking lot with a Jacobs ladder with burpees on one side and bomb jacks. Heading down lunge walk with a squat every 4th lunge adding a squat rep each time through YHC had intended to do more but ran out of town. The pax were disappointed. We closed out with announcements, prayer requests and COT Thanks Poppins for the opportunity to lead

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Great Job Kermit

Kermit led
Disclaimer
Mosey to Pharmacy parking lot
10 Windmills IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
10 LSS IC
Al Gore with 10 MNC IC
10 Shoulder Taps IC
10 Merkins IC
Toy Soldier across parking lot

THE THANG:
Mosey to business parking lot.
Lunge Walk hang way to Hobos (dumpster)
Burpee Broad Jump to Hobos back yard.

Hand off to the New Site Q!

Mosey to St John’s UMC
25 merkins
25 Big Boys
25 Sumo Squats

Mosey to Print Shop / Break into teams of 3 except my group of 4 which was a sizable advantage.

As a team
100 pull ups
200 LBC’s
300 Monkey Humpers

Mosey to Springs Global back lot.
Wall Sits while passing coupon from one end to the other. Last Him bear crawls to front of line. Rinse and repeated several times.

Mosey to COT.

MARY: 4 minutes of PAX led ABB work in the rain.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th of July Convergence. Berthel Men’s Shelter
COT: prayers for Kermits former partner Officer Grier and family. Poppins 2.0

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Humid hills

WARMUP: mosey over to bank, SSH, windmills, up/down dog with J-Lo’s, then mosey across 160 through Brayden to the bottom of the hill on Brayden Parkway. Did more SSH, merkins and some produce pickers waiting for the 6 to arrive.
THE THANG:
Run up the hill
First 3rd at easy pace, next 3rd pick up to 10k pace and last 3rd AYG
Coming down the hill do 20 merkins at the 1st street (on RT), 20 squats at next street and 20 Freddie Mercuries (double count) at bottom.
Rinse and Repeat until 0559…then head to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive, HIM camp, July 4th convergence, read newsletter
COT:prayers and praises

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All about Mark’s Ass

This morning started innocently enough. Good group of PAX showed up and as we were about to get started Change Order mentions his butt was sore from all the squats and lunges yesterday. So we mosey over to behind the tire shop to warm up. He immediately says he’s not sure he can do step ups on the wall so we start with windmills…then do step-ups. It all pretty much went downhill from here. Series of exercises using the wall: windmills, step-ups, SSHs, derkins, squats, inkerins, mtn climbers, more step-ups, overhead claps. From there mosey to the far end behind the center, past the ever-ripe dumpsters, for some shredder sets.

First set – 10 hand release merkins, 9 mtn climbers, 8 hr merkins, 7 mtn climbers…..down to 1 mtn climber then finish with 10 hr merkins.
2nd set – Legs, more Change Order mumblechatter: 10 squats, 9 lunges, 8 squats…..1 lunge then 10 squats.
3rd set – 10 hello dollies, 9 freddie mercs, 8 hello dollies….1 freddie merc then 10 hello dollies. Keep feet off ground for entire sequence.

Mosey up to parking lot in front of church. Series of cards on far end of lot. Each card has a group exercise and a hold exercise. While 1 PAX runs to get card, rest of PAX do the hold exercise. Then when PAX returns we do the group exercise. Group exercises were 10 burpees, 15 diamond merkins, 15 jump squats, etc while hold exercises were plank punches, squats, SSHs, etc. However it worked out the first couple of cards were mostly leg exercises so Change Order was really happy to talk about his ass soreness some more. Finished a round of this and then moseyed back to COT for a few abs. A little light on the miles today but we got in everything else. Thanks for the opportunity to lead today Slow Jams!

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Kettlebell Grab Bag

WARMUP: The usual – SSHs, IWs, HWs, MNCs, LSSs & Good Mornings
THE THANG: Input from everyone. Started w/11’s: curls & tri-extensions with lunge walk back/forth. Mixed bag from there. Lots of arm work, lots of core work, lots of leg work. Oh, and there was bear crawling & burpees to finish it off. It was a well rounded & solid way to kick off the week.
MARY: Yes – done w/workout.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Praises to Change Order who’s last day with his “old” company is today – new life starts tomorrow! Prayers for marriages, for 2.0’s throughout the summer, for the PAX of the Fort who encourage myself & others in the constant pursuit of striving for better, and for everything/everyone that remain unspoken this morning.

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Merkin Tuesday

THE THANG:
Disclaimer given
Warm up
SSH
Windmills
Up/down dog, with J Lo’s
Mosey to wall – wall sits while each Pax does 3 burpees
Mosey behind Jiffy Lube
 Step ups 20
 Erkins 25
 In/out abs 25
 One leg squats standing on wall 15
 Derkins 25
Go to HT parking lot
 Pair up – one pax does pull ups on cart  
 corrals while other does merkins 50/200

Mosey to church
 25 Squats OYO – run to circle, bear crawl around, head back to benches
 15 Step ups (each leg)
 20 more Derkins
 15 hello dollies
 
Head back to COT to do:
21 merkins & 21 LBCs (single count)
18 merkins & 18 LBCs (single count)
15 merkins & 15 LBCs (single count)
12 merkins & 12 LBCs (single count)
9 merkins & 9 LBCs (single count)
6 merkins & 6 LBCs (single count)
3 merkins & 3 LBCs (single count)

10 Freddie Mercuries IC

2 minutes of full body destroyer
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter, HIM camp and blood drive
COT: prayers

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