Tomahawk Test is a lesson in Engineering

WARMUP: Short Jog, variety of warmup exercises and stretches
THE THANG: This was made by Polaroid when this AO was The Tomahawk to track our fitness improvements. It’s a series of exercises AMRAP in X time.
Left Arm Upright Row – 30s
Right Arm Upright Row – 30s
KB Swings – 2 min
Left Arm Snatch – 1 min
Right Arm Snatch – 1 min
Short Jog
aMERICAn Hammers – 1 min
Left Arm Curls – 1 min (note if upright or on knee)
Right Arm Curls – 1 min (note if upright or on knee)
Double Arm Triceps – 1 min (note if upright or on back as Skullcrushers)
Short Jog
Butterfly Left – 1 min (this is laying on back. Arm straight out to side. Slight bend in elbow. Lift bell over chest. Would be like doing a cable pull standing up)
Butterfly Right – 1 min
Goblet Squats – 2 min
Lawnmower Left – 1 min
Lawnmower Right – 1 min
KB Hold for time (hold KB straight of in front so you can look thru handle)

Note your weight so you can see how you improve over time.  If you move up in weight, it’s ok to have less reps. If you are close to before then you are improving. A good comparison is using Work = Force*Distance. Since your distance per rep should be the same across attempts, this is a fair metric. “Work” = Weight * Reps

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Soupy Sprinting

WARMUP: mosey perimeter of field, dynamic warm-up of knees to chest, heel to waist, butt kicks, high knees, monster walk, karaoke, side shuffle, lunge, upward dog and downward dog
THE THANG: pyramid sprints – 100yd (60″ rest), 80yd (50″ rest), 60yd (40″ rest), 40yd (30″ rest), 20yd (20″ rest), then back up the ladder, down the ladder, up the ladder
tire flips: 2 on, 2 off x 5 minutes
double sled push: 20yds x2 🤢🤮
COT: prayers for our Ms

Consider a name change for @skateordie to @SPRINTorDIE… being as that both happened to him today.
why does he let me talk him into this maniacal activity?

-Squatch

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Paddling Q (no this is not hazing)

WHAT: Standup Paddleboarding Popup Workout (Kayaks OK)

WHERE: Nivens Creek Landing
https://goo.gl/maps/tKmnh3yh7e5b9J1R6

WHEN: Friday, June 8
0500 – start inflating boards, gearing up, etc
0530 – hit the water, please don’t roll in at 0528
0630 – COT

Seriously, if you need to borrow a board, loan a board or inflate your own, please get there 0500 to prep.

This will be a trial to see what we can do with a paddling workout.

GEAR:
Towel
Extra clothes for after
Waterproof phone case (if you want it, I will have my phone)
Headlamps (it could dark to start on the water)
PFD (your choice)

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1776 + 1 Recovery

WARMUP: 10x ALL: SSH, Hillbilly Walker, Moroccan Night Clubs, Windmills, LBC
THE THANG:
3X10s: at the benches: Dips and incline merkins, Single Leg Step – Ups

Dora w/ partner:
150 Flutters (double count)
150 Squats
150 CDDs or Merkins or Incline Merkins
150 Calf Raises

mosey back to COT area

10x ALL: Monkey Humpers, V-up/Toe touches, Peter Parker’s, LBCs, Flutters, Scissors

COT: Repeat of eloquent NASA speech after 1776 “Be thankful one of our freedom’s is getting to have different opinions.”

Ask for God’s help when situations seem out of control. HE is the one in control.

@triplelindy Thank you for the opportunity to lead these men.

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Moist

WARMUP: SSHs
THE THANG: (you know the humidity is high when you can feel it hitting your face while you run)
Shotgun hill – random facts on the signers of the Declaration of Independence mixed with exercises.
Mosey to the top of the hill on Main (Subway lot) for balls to wall crawls with low intensity shoulder movements during recovery.
Mosey to UPC for reverse burpees (BB situps with jump squats)
Power skip circle drive, merkin ring of fire, powerskip back
Mosey back to COT
MARY: LBC, Flutter, JLo, Superman flutters
COT: Welcome FNG (Kotter) SLV

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We’re up to 52 states

WARMUP: short run followed up by SSH, windmills (for trucker), real sumo squats, more running to the church where we did merkin, honeymooner, downward dog, mountain climber
THE THANG: We started out in the parking lot by the church where we ran to the end, did exercises, then back. 4 total sets (total 100 exercises each). Round 1: 25 merkins, 25 squats, 25 flutters.
Round 2: ran to the church circle and back to the middle of the entrance; 25 CDD, 25 lunges, 25 Freddy mercury…total 100.
Round 3: ran to the back of the Italian ice place and mixed it up. 5 each of wide arm, ranger, diamond merkins; 10 each of out/regular/in calf raises, 25 LBCs – 4x sets.
MARY: American hammer (because we’re in America!!), protractor, WW2 sit-ups
ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood drive and read your newsletter
COT: Truckers brother in law, Bonsai going in for annual heart check up, marriages

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Independence Day 1776 Challenge

Good morning America! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Soupy muggy morning. We had one FNG EH’d by Beaker, so the full disclaimer was disclaimed and off we went to the NaFo track.

WARMUP: None. Got right into it.

The Main Event: The 1776 Challenge
7 laps of 400m along with 1776 exercises as follows (everything single count unless otherwise noted):
* 50 burpees
* 100 calf raises (50 regular, 50 toes out)
* 100 ski abs (double count)
>> Run 400m
* 100 ‘merkins
* 100 LSS
* 100 LBC
>> Run 400m
* 100 CDD
* 100 jump squat
* 100 American hammer (DC)
>> Run 400m
* 100 OH clap
* 100 mountain climbers (DC)
* 100 hello dolly
>> Run 400m
* 100 wide-arm merkin
* 100 jump lunge (DC)
* 100 flutter kicks (DC)
>> Run 100m
* 100 plank shoulder taps (DC)
* 100 hillbilly walkers
** Badger Challenge (optional, level-up) – 100m crab walk
* 100 SSH
** Badger Challenge (optional, level-up) – 100m bear crawl
>> Run 400m
* 26 burpees
>> Run 400m
>>>ENDEX<<<

It was a total sweat fest this morning, but so worth it. Not much mumblechatter after a while, but A LOT of pain. The fellowship helped alot…..seeing your fellow PAX push through things makes you want to push as well. Thank you everyone for the push!

Capped it all off with a gorgeous sunrise and Pledge of Allegiance at COT, along with some announcements and P&Ps.

Special kudos for Clickbait for opening up his home for anyone who does not have anywhere or anyone to go celebrate the holiday with. #HIM

NMM:
7-4-1776 was a BIG day in the history of this world. Not only is it the birth of our great nation, but it was a loud exclamation to the world that freedom reigns and is worth fighting for. We exercise our freedoms every day whether we know it or not, from being able to wake up early and go work out with like-minded men, voice our opinions on whatever topic in however means, practice whatever religion or belief system we choose, or choose not to practice any type religion or belief system – all without fear of persecution. There are some people in this country who are challenging these various freedoms, not knowing that they themselves are exercising the constitutionally guaranteed right to challenge the status quo and advocate change. Many countries would severely persecute that type of vocality. Yet we as a nation allow and even foster it, for through adversity, change, and pain comes growth, wisdom, and strength.

During your various Independence Day celebrations please take time out to give thanks for the many things we have (i.e., blessings) as well as our many various freedoms, however you may define them, including – IMO most importantly – the freedom to speak up and make change happen, however large or small the magnitude, scope, and/or scale. That’s what happened on 7-4-1776, on a great scale and magnitude, and has continued since. The United States of America as a whole is never stagnant, it is always evolving. Hopefully for the better. It is by no means perfect either (what made of man is?), but it could most definitely be worse in many many ways. It is up to each one of us, exercising our various freedoms, to ensure we as a nation continue to move forward and get better in some way every day. Change happens through action, not just words. The mission behind F3 is to plant. serve, and grow small workout groups for the purpose of invigorating male community leadership. Keep at it, continue to BE the change you want to see in this world through not just your words but your actions. Give it away, for when you do YOU help facilitate positive change in others.

Have a happy and safe Independence Day. Happy Birthday America!

Thank you for the opportunity to lead. Blessed and thankful for every one of you F3 The Fort PAX that are in my life. SYITG.
– NASA

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Bear Sightings At The Fort

WARMUP: Started off with a loop around WEP stopping at every other swing set for Moraccan Night Clubs, Mountain Climbers, 5 Burpees OYO, Cherry Pickers, and 5 more burpees OYO
THE THANG: Ran pax over to the playground area where I had some American Flags set up in different yardages. This exercise is called Charles Bronson. Start off doing an exercise at first set of flags, then sprint for about 200 feet to next flag where you then bear crawl 100 feet to the final flag. Then mosey back to first set of flags. Here’s exercises.
1.) 50 SSH
2.) 50 Hand Release Merkins
3.) 50 LBC’
4.) 50 CDD
5.) Sumo Squat
Pax made it through this with too much ease should have made higher reps next time

Round 2
Stairway To Heaven
Start at bottom of parking lot and work your way up the grass hill stopping at every light pole. There where 6 total light poles. Do first exercise then run back to start and proceed to second light pole. You had to stop at every light pole to proceed to next one. Exercise where:
1.) Heel Touches x20
2.) Burpees x 5
3.) Wide Arm Merkins x 15
4.) Feet Close Together Squats x15
5.) Overhead Claps x 20
6.) Hello Dolly x 20
Finished with some Global Warming which sucked. Which is everyone is in circle Pax stay in Al Gore while in rotating fashion each pax does 20 Monkey Humpers.
MARY: Finished up with 10 minutes of stretching.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Leading The Old Men in Circles

WARMUP: Everything in cadence to 10
Windmills, Cherry pickers, M Nightclubs, Imperial Walkers, HB Walkers
2 laps on the track around basketball courts, met around 4 square and did SSHs, calf stretching and groin stretching.
THE THANG:
10 Merkins
15 BBS
20 calf raises
25 Superman’s
30 CDD
35 LCB
Run lap around parking lot
Rinse, repeat

7:12
Baseball stretches
Leg across body
Knee to chest
Knee to ground
Groin stretch

7:15
Pain ends

MARY: Nada

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence on Monday, July 4th at Honey Badger; GoRuck Star Course on Oct 8th in Charlotte.
COT: Prayers for kids turning 18 and living in the freest country in our realm!

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