BAOPS worthy – don’t do easy

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WARMUP: Run to the back of the fields 5 burpees, windmills (for trucker), 4 burpees, low slow squats finishing to peoples chair while doing Moroccan night clubs. Mosey to pull up bars. Plank while each pax did 1 pull up (for trucker). Mosey to hole #2
THE THANG: the intention was to play 9 holes of golf. Squats at the tee box followed by burpees at the green rinsing and repeating over 8 rounds and a grand total of 72 each. On the first round – halfway to the green, the golf course staff had other plans and firmly asked that we leave the course. So……we played 9 holes of golf in the street taking our ball, squats and burpees elsewhere. We also did 10 double count monkey humpers in cadence facing the golf course access road. 30 ish minutes and two ten counts later we were complete with a total of 72 squats, 72 burpees, some running of hills in between and on to part two – four corners.

Part two – this looked much better on paper. Goal was 4 rounds. We got to 2 rounds before the clock demanded a return to COT.

Corner 1 – 7 krakens, 2 hand release merkins, 22 lunges (11 per leg). Crawl bear to corner 2

Corner 2 – 7 diamond merkins, 2 krakens, 22 squats – run to corner 3

Corner 3 – 7 merkins, 2 diamond merkins, 22 monkey humpers, bear crawl to corner 4

Corner 4 – 7 burpees, 2 squats, 22 wide arm merkins

Time was called at 0725 when Maximus and Vuvu rolled in from a long hilly 9 plus mile BRR training run to join us for……

MARY: 5 minutes of stretching – desperately needed and welcomed by all.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: 10 year anniversary is coming. Events running the week of 9/10 to 9/17. Get your hall passes in order.

COT: Praise for Bonsai’s two year anniversary of recovery from heart episode. Praise for the men of The Fort and prayers for continued discernment and patience in our homes and within our concentrica.

NMM: When we were asked to leave the golf course 10 minutes into the workout, the plan had to change. For the unprepared leader an event like that may have brought about a circumstance for which they weren’t prepared. Fortunately, for us, we are surrounded by HIM who help us know that remaining prepared and modifying for the unexpected is part of being the leaders we are called to be in our communities, workplace, and in our homes.

So…..always be ready for the expected, but prepare for the unexpected. Good reminders of that faced us in a small way this morning.

It’s always a privilege to lead at BAOPS – the site of YHC’s EH eight years ago. Great work by all pax this morning on a sticky and humid Saturday. Thanks to Skipper for the opportunity. Until next time……

Honored,
Cyclops

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Hardest 24 minutes in all of The Fort…

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WARMUP: Sasquatch ran the PAX to a lit area and instructed them to form 3 lines facing him (2 lines of 4 and 1 line of 3).  After some initial gloom-fogged math and logistics, he got to limbering up the PAX for the first 15 minutes.  Queue *SPONGEBOB VOICE* “21 minutes later” the handoff was completed to YHC (SkateOrDie)
THE THANG: Given that YHC was shorted 6 minutes, we had to forego the body destroyers and get after it… the PAX moseyed (alright, just short of dead sprint) around to the back of the school (NAFO) and found some picnic tables and benches.  The group performed step ups while 1 PAX ran around the outer sidewalk, serving as the timer.  Upon completion, the next PAX ran while the group did box jumps. Rinse and repeat 2 more times. The PAX then repositioned (again, just short of dead sprint) to the pull-up bars behind the JROTC building. Next up, the group completed 1 pull-up, 2 chin-ups, and 3 merkins, rinsing and repeating, while 1 PAX ran to the stop sign at the top of the hill as a timer. Repeato until the remaining PAX ran. The PAX again repositioned (yeah yeah dead sprint…blah blah) to the hill behind Sugar Creek Elementary School. After hearing some mumblechatter about the stupid things we do, YHC implored the PAX to realize that the “stupid things” we choose to do are preparing us for the “tough stuff” that we have to do at other points in our lives. Next up, Jacobs Ladder (1 big boy sit-up at the bottom, 10 burpees at the top). We made it through 4-5 rounds for each of the PAX before repositioning (“quickly”) 1 last time to the bottom of the hill back to NAFO. Once a 10-count was counted, jail break sprint back to the stop sign at the top of the hill and then back to COT for MARY!
MARY: Flutters and Hammers were on the menu, followed by… wait for it… THE BODY DESTROYER!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter!
COT: 🙏🏻s for both spoken and unspoken items on our ♥️s. Thanks for the opportunity to lead gentlemen!!!

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Empty Deck

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WARMUP: trotted around the parking lot to wait on a late site Q. Got a good 5 minute trot in and picked up Cornerstone and Divac. Passed by this strange looking group in the parking lot that were doing dumb things with sand bags. Wegmans, WWL and this dude who looked dirty…
THE THANG: 3.25 miles of rucking. We got in some irkins, squats, and dips. Cruised through an abandoned parking deck that didn’t have a single scratch on it or look like it has ever been used.
MARY: no Mary – just enjoyed a nice sunrise over the Kingsley lake
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th of July workout at Nafo – 1776 workout, bethel mens shelter 7/7. Last weekend for F3 dads
COT: prayers spoken and unspoken – discussion on stillness. Enjoyed the skyQ sky painting.

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Dancing in the Street

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WARMUP: Dynamic mosey around downtown stopping and doing some squats, Merkins and other stuff
THE THANG:
Monroe White street is the saddleback of the Fort. Making our way for Tom hall street to top of hill is .6mi, performing the following at each corner
10 Merkins -100
20 LBCs -200
30 Squats -300
10 stops and so we got some work in with 1.8mi
MARY: n/a
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: prayers and praises from all the PAX

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Great Pyramid of Dirt and Grass

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WARMUP: Mosey towards entrance – circle up and perform following in cadence: goofballs, low slow squat, shoulder taps, updog/downdog, MNCs then mosey back toward field next to CoT

THE THANG:
Pyramid of Pain- start around midfield where all gear was laid out

Tier 1:
50yd bear crawl then run back to midfield and perform 25 reps of the following: medicine ball slams, diamond merkins, upright rows with weight plates, Freddy Mercuries, imperial squat walkers

SSH for the 6

Tier 2:
40 yd bear crawl then run back to midfield and perform 30 reps of the following: merkins, alternating lunges (both legs is 1 rep), calf raises, bent over rows with weight plate

Plank for the 6

Tier 3:
30yd bear crawl then run back to midfield and perform 35 reps of the following: wide arm merkins, jump squats, curls with weight plate or Cindy

shoulder tap for the 6

Tier 4:
20 yard bear crawl then run back to midfield and perform 40 reps of the following: LBCs, overhead claps

flutters for the 6

Tier 5:
10 yard bear crawl then run back to midfield and perform 50 reps of the following: burpees

upon completion, PAX began working their way back down the Tiers with most getting back down to Tier 2 before it was time to head back to CoT.

MARY: Help carry my gear back to CoT and start trying to get all the grass and dirt off

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Final F3 Dads session this Saturday at WEP from 9-930, convergence Monday NaFo 0500, 1776 merkin challenge for July

COT: Show to know

Thanks for the chance to take over the Ranch for a day Poppins. Enjoy your vacation!

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Run and Gun Work

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WARMUP: Run
THE THANG: Ran to WEP where we ran the loop then ran the loop again stopping at each bench to do 10 merkins and 10 squats…rinse and repeat.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: thanks to Jekyl for the opportunity to lead.

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The Leg Day

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Laces In – Leg Day
Stretch in cadence
SSH 15
Cherry Pickers 15
Imperial Walkers 15
Hill Billy Walkers 15
Calf stretch
Groin stretch

Heartbreak Dora 3-2-1
300 Squats
200 lunges (2 is 1)
100 calf raises

Run to parking lot (5 laps)
10 SSH
10 jump squats
10 toy soldiers

10 leg ups
10 flutter kicks
10 scissor kicks

Run to bench
20 step ups
Or high knees in place
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Hot Potato at Ring of Fire 🔥

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WARMUP:  Imagineer took on some impromptu VQ action and led our warmup.  
THE THANG: hot potato Q that involved the pax, lots of running, bench work, pull ups, quadzilla, dora, and other fun things
MARY: Kaiser finished with Mary.  Lots of abdominal pain filled fun
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel mens shelter 7/7
COT: congrats to Shield on 19 years of marriage and Harry Careys 100 post of the year

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Hot Potato at Ring of Fire 🔥

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WARMUP:  Imagineer took on some impromptu VQ action and led our warmup.  
THE THANG: hot potato Q that involved the pax, lots of running, bench work, pull ups, quadzilla, dora, and other fun things
MARY: Kaiser finished with Mary. Lots of abdominal pain filled fun
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel mens shelter 7/7
COT: prayers spoken and unspoken – be a light in the darkness

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