Hog & Coyote 2017 – Pre-Blast

06/12/2017 Update:

  • T-Shirt Preorder LINK get yours now!
  • Roasting Company will be opening at hour early (10AM) with a FULL MENU for us! So bring some cash (or plastic) and let’s enjoy some good grub & libations! We’ll have water & banana’s there if you get done before 10!
  • Route links below and HERE is the one Zima sent out through Google.
  • Here’s a LIST OF AO’s (with map links) and pain station Q’s.
  • The course will be marked like last year.
  • There will be water & banana’s at each pain station – other fueling options OYO
  • Start Times:
    • Ruckers step off at 04:30 (Bounty to lead count off prior to launch)
    • 3/4 Marathoners take off at 06:00 (Zima & Assassin to lead count off prior to launch)
    • Relay Runners take off at 06:00 (Zima & Assassin to lead count off prior to launch)

05/30/2017 Update:

  • Logo design has been finalized – working on the shirt order now. We may not be able to get them before the event, but we’re asking.
  • Please follow this LINK and help us get a head count for the 2nd F at Roco!
  • Route LINK HERE! (3/4 Marathon route includes down Riverwalk and back)

It’s hard to start this preblast without a little history …

1st annual Hog & Coyote – Started at Alcatraz & finished at WEP
Total Length: ~8 miles – Total PAX: 17

2nd annual Hog & Coyote – Started at Ballroom & finished at The Patriot
Total Length: ~13 miles – Total PAX: 75

3rd annual Hog & Coyote – Started at Colosseum & finished at Old Town
Total Length: ~14 miles – Total PAX: ~80

This event originated in The Fort as a #CSUAP to celebrate the passing of a bill in 2015 that allowed night hunting of hogs and coyotes. Since this is a #CSUAP & we are the #PAX of #F3Nation, it’s gotten a bit longer, a bit harder and certainly kept it’s stupid status!

Go ahead and block out June 17th for this epic event! The 2nd F at the Roasting Company will be amazing and a fantastic opportunity for the PAX to introduce their M & 2.0’s to what makes #F3Nation so awesome!

This year our path will begin in Fort Mill at The Armory and end at Rock Hill’s Roasting Company!

The 2017 Hog & Coyote includes 6 legs (15.48) and 5 pain stations! As always there are multiple ways to be involved:

Option #1 – 1 Man Wolfpack – Run the whole thing yourself. Sure, its a CSAUP event, what
the heck!

Option #2 – 2 Man Relay – Similar to BRR or Palmetto 200, we will go “cannonball run” style
(young guys, please Google it) with a 2 man team. Hand offs will occur at each AO.

Option #3 – 3/4 Marathon – Route includes a lap through Riverwalk!
No pain stations just 21.5 miles!

Option #4 – Ruck It! – Still working on the route
The ruckers will launch at 0500 and the runners will launch at 0600.

Options #1, #2, & #3 will follow THIS ROUTE.

The route will be:

  • The Armory to WEP – 2.38 miles
  • Pain Station at WEP
  • WEP to Hills of Gloom – 3.29 miles
  • Pain Station at Hills of Gloom (or a lap down river walk for the 3/4 marathoners +6miles)
  • Hills of Gloom to The Patriot – 4.13 miles
  • Pain Station at The Patriot
  • The Patriot to Old Town – 2.48 miles
  • Pain Station on the Top of the Hot Box
  • Top of Hot Box to Eagles Nest (Winthrop Campus Green) – 1.7 miles
  • Pain Station at Eagles Nest
  • Eagles Nest to The Roasting Company – 1.52 miles
  • Incredible 2nd F Event at RoCo!!

Watch for updates to include the routes and other important information!

See you in the gloom!

Aye!!
Catfish

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Backblast – Q-less at the Colosseum

  • QIC: Senator Tressel, Ginsu
  • When: 04/25/17
  • Pax: Lil E, Bigglesworth, Nomad, Senator Tressel, McGyver, Shady, Frat Boy, Sugarbug, Lincoln Log, Ginsu
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

It was a morning of no-shows. Rain, wind, and cold was expected. The rain and wind didn’t show…but neither did our Q. It’s all good tho…happens to the best of them. So YHC and Sen Tressel tried to make the most of it. Sen Tressel at the helm first…

Warmup
Mosey to the back of school and form a line for dynamic warm ups:
Lunge walk, arm circles, lunge back twists, knee pulls, ankle pulls, and toy soldiers.
The Thang
Mosey around the lot to COP. All in cadence:
SSH x 40, Merkin x 10, Windmill x 15, IW x 20,  Diamond Merkin x 15, Squat x 20, Mountain climber x 40, Morrocan Night Club x 50 and start walking to end of driveway.
Light jog to opposite side of driveway, line up and form groups of 3 for sprints.
Sprint to light pole (about 40 yards), wait for all three groups to finish and then sprint back. Rinse and repeat.  We did about 7-8 out and backs today.
Hand off to Ginsu.
Mosey to THE WALL. Everything in cadence.
Muscle ups x 10. Boats & canoes x a lot. Quad count Dips x 10. Quad count Mary Catherine Gallagher x 10.
Muscle ups x 10. Captain Thors to 5×20. Quad count Dips x 10. Quad count Mary Catherine Gallagher x 10.
Muscle ups x 10. Bicycle x 20. Quad count Dips x 10. Quad count Mary Catherine Gallagher x 10.
Dying cockroach x 20. Protractor.
COT
Children’s Attention Home, GoRuck Challenge, Spartan Race for kids, Bowling Tournament for the Colombia Mission Trip
Prayers for kids getting out of school, adoption, and intestinal cancer.
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Gutters & Gringos Bowling Fundraiser for the Sept ’17 Mission Trip to Colombia

  • QIC: White Lightning
  • When: 06/10/17
  • Pax: Cake Boss, Deacon, White Lightning, Mr. Clean, Bonsai, Flat Tire, Crawdaddy, Italian Job, Maximus, Rebel, Sir Topham Hat, Bubba, Ginsu
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

Gutters & Gringos Bowling Fundraiser for the Sept ’17 Mission Trip to Colombia

When: Saturday, June 10 @ 10:00 AM

Where: Strikers in Rock Hill, SC

What: Team Bowling Tournament to benefit the September ‘17 Mission Trip to Colombia

Why: A group of PAX from Rock Hill & Fort Mill will be traveling to Colombia to work with South America Mission (SAM), a Forest Hill Church AIM Partner that has been working to see the Church of Jesus Christ multiplied and transforming communities in South America for more than a century. SAM’s missionary community and partners work to share the gospel, reproduce authentic disciples of Jesus, plant churches, train leaders and equip God’s people to minister in a transformational way.

SAM engages local church partners in the US to “go” and engage in ways that help accomplish the Mission’s purposes. As people participate in short-term teams, they also enter a cross-cultural discipleship context that brings significant life change, to the glory of God. This team will be led by Deacon and Cake Boss and will be supporting the ministries of CENFOW and INDIEWACOL and furthering the work of forming a Wayuu pastors association.

Cost: $100 per 4-man team.  Cost covers 3 games, shoes, and a really good time for a good cause. Food/drinks available for an extra cost.

How: 30 total teams. Top 6 teams (aggregate scores) after 3 games will advance to a 6 team playoff. Top 2 teams get 1st round byes. Winners take all…pride, glory, pats on the back, and an ugly trophy.

Space is LIMITED to the first 30 teams to register…first come, first served. Email White Lightning @ woodyaxton@gmail.com to register. To finalize registration, please Paypal your $100 team entry fee to woodyaxton@gmail.com and make sure to include your team name and player names in the notes section.

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Armory – April Showers brings more pain

  • QIC: Bass-O-Matic
  • When: 04/24/17
  • Pax: Assassin, Tesh, Moulder, Smithers, Uncle Cracker, Peabody, River Rat, Bass-O-Matic
  • Posted In: The Armory

After being inspired by Airborne at The Hive last Friday, I decided to do a board of pain. But, I don’t have a board so it ended up being a sheet of pain which was in a Ziploc baggie cause of the monsoon we had going on Monday morning. We started out with a slow mosey that turned into a puddle jumping exercise which was kinda comical. We did a few Piyo stretches, I have no idea what that is but my M does them occasionally. We quickly made a b-line to the little entry way where we found some dry ground.

The Thang: 50 of each exercise with a run around the light pole in between. Curls, goblet squats, overhead press, LBC’s, tricep extensions, step-ups, chest press, American hammers, dead lifts, swings, calf raises, flutters, lawn mower pulls, lunges and dips. Did I forget to mention that these were all with a kettle-bell? Yep.

Headed back to COT for Announcements, prayers and praises.

Thanks for the opportunity.  Bass-O-Matic out. <><

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Everybody clap your hands

  • QIC: Cable Guy
  • When: 4-25-17
  • Pax: Fun House, Decibel, Falcon Crest, Fish Sticks, Jeeves, Pusher, Mainframe, Deacon, Hasslehoff, Spud, Cable Guy
  • Posted In: Golden Corral

The rain held off for a Cable Guy beatdown that did not disappoint! At least I didn’t hear any complaining 🙂

10 started and 11 finished at the Golden Corral
After the disclaimer was given we took a nice mosey for about 1/2 mile to get our legs warm then circled up near Rite Aid to get really warm (Fun House even shared his appreciation of my COP, thanks for that!)

Circle up and start with 20 Seal Jacks
20 Plank Jacks
20 SSH
30 Mountain Climbers (Sorry Pusher)
20 Peter Parker
20 Parker Peter
20 Imperial Walker
20 LBC
20 Morrocan night club
20 Slow Squat

Partner up (size does not matter)
separate about 30 yards
1st round:
Partners run to the center and start with 10 partner handslap merkins
run back to start and return to center for 9 an repeat down to 1
2nd round:
Same as above but replace merkins with big boy sit-ups
3rd round:
Same as above but replace sit-ups with squats
4th round:
Start with 8 handslap burpees and work dow n to 1 (Crowd pleaser)

Finish off with one partner making a short lap around Rite-Aid while the other partner does LBC’s until you reach 500 cumulatively!

The End!

COT we talked about what we are thankful for! I mentioned a book that is helping me called “Don’t sweat the small stuff and it’s all small stuff”. If you have not read or listened to it please grab it on audible and listen to it in the car or wherever. Do your self a favor and just get the book!

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F3 Shirts for Residents at CAH are Available

  • QIC: Reborn/Chicken Hawk/Smiley Face/NASA
  • When: 04/29/17
  • Pax: Rock & Fort Mill Region PAX
  • Posted In: Guidance

THE SHIRTS HAVE ARRIVED!!!!!!

PAX, If you have been to a workout at Guidance since we relaunched at the beginning of this year, I am sure you have heard some of the young men who live at the home mention they would like to have F3 shirts to wear during the workouts and to other places during the week. For those of you who haven’t been yet, I would encourage you to join in one Saturday when we are there to experience the fellowship with these young men with whom we are impacting in ways you won’t even imagine.

OUR NEXT WORKOUT IS THIS SATURDAY AT 1600 WITH CHICKEN HAWK ON Q!!!

So, to answer the request of the young men, Chicken Hawk and I have been discussing the best way to get shirts that would benefit all involved. We have decided, and have received approval, to go through the F3 Foundation to get F3 Shirts for the PAX. We have also set some guidelines to be able to receive a shirt which are described below.

If you are interested in supporting the donation of shirts, see the PreBlast Chicken Hawk recently posted and follow the instructions given about gaving through the Foundation so the funds are returned to the Fort Mill & Rock Regions.

http://f3nation.com/2017/04/01/f3-foundation-f3f-introduction-the-fortrock/

36-shirts of multiple sizes HAVE BEEN delivered to YHC’s home for distribution once the PAX at CAH have met the guidelines. We ordered 36 shirts so the cost would be lowered to $12/shirt.

Guidelines to receive a shirt: 1) Show genuine interest in F3 and what its Mission is, 2) Attend at least 3 Guidance Workouts, and 3) Lead a Portion of a Guidance Workout.

Finally, T-Claps to Malko of Mudgear for giving the shirts at a reduced rate and to the F3 Foundation to supporting this endeavor.

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Ascent Climbs The 0.0 Mountain

  • QIC: Drop Thrill
  • When: 04/22/17
  • Pax: Sony, Mall Cop, Snoopy, Slum Dog, Drop Thrill
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

Saturday dawned gorgeous and didn’t even give a glimmer to the monsoon that would descend on the Carolinas Sunday.  it was a great morning to workout.

With my back and ankle issues, I wasn’t running anywhere very far and one of the brothers had already contacted me that he wasn’t able to either, so we were staying close to the school.  Does’t mean we won’t sweat!  Here’s the deal:

COP

SSH
Merkins
Moroccan Nightclub (A fan favorite)
Hillbillies

The Thang

After we were warmed up, we headed over to the track for 11’s.  Obviously there isn’t a hill close to the school so I modified it to allow for pax to walk if needed.

At one end of the track we did jump squats and the other Carolina dry docks until the runners had finished their entire set of eleven.  If you could run, you ran.  Otherwise walk. The three runners were all looking strong.  Great work guys!

After 11’s we made our way back to the school where my flashy sound box was waiting along with a 20 lb and 30 lb kettle bell.

Since no one else had kettle bells we made due and it worked out pretty well I think.  We did the following exercises, once with a 20 lb and the other with the 30 lb bell and in between you were doing some type of exercise while you waited on the bell.

Curls
Triceps extensions
Press
Squat and thrust
Lunge
Russian Twist/ aka American Hammer
LBC

Once we finished this round of pain we made our way over to the wall for a little people’s chair.  A little stretching and yoga and we were done!

Great job brothers!  I was starting to wonder if anyone was coming at 6:50 since no one was there.  But Snoopy was there and Sony rolled in, then Mall Cop and Slum Dog made their way in on two wheels.

Ascent is where I first posted the last Saturday in March, 2014 so it will always hold a special place in my heart even though I live in The Fort now.

Thanks for the honor of leading.  Everyone was working hard and taking that Daily Red Pill.

DT out.

 

 

 

 

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3rd F Convergence: Maturity

  • QIC: Double D and Chicken Hawk
  • When: 05/19/2017
  • Pax: All
  • Posted In: Uncategorized

If Wisdom is the ability to discern  based on experience, knowledge and judgement then Maturity is when discernment turns into action and a man responds appropriately.

Our maturation process begins early in our lives, some of us move through this process sooner than others… arguably most of us never fully mature.  Starting as a young boy we all began to mature by trying to fit in socially.  We identified male role models  such as a father, grand parent or maybe for you it was a super hero.  These role models helped give us a compass to guide us in order to achieve the desired level of social behavior.

Emotional maturity is measured by our ability to cope and respond to adversity.   We are all somewhere on the continuum of emotional maturity.  At one end we have the man with less coping ability and he becomes physical or verbally aggressive to cope when times get tough and challenging.  On the other end of the spectrum of emotional maturity we have the man that is willing to swallow his pride and dies to his own self preservation (humility) for the sake of the group or individual.

At some point in our adult lives we arrive at a cross-roads.  We chose to continue to approach life where we take control and “own it” and expect that we will finally find the fulfillment that has eluded us so many years.  Or we decide a different path; a path where we do the exact opposite and we begin to embrace the spiritual world and we give up control to a being that is greater than ourselves, one that we can’t understand and one that we can’t hardly explain. Spiritual maturity is learning how to walk in obedience to that greater authority . It is making the choice to daily live by God’s direction rather than our own human selfish ways. It is making the choice to serve and love those around us and be transformed closer to the image of Christ.

During this 3rd F convergence we are going to engage in a man-to-man discussion on the topic of maturity.  We will have a #HIM kick off the discussion with a testimony of what maturity has meant to them and then we will have an open discussion on the topic hitting on some of the following themes:

  • Who was your male role model as a child that helped give you a compass as you grew from a boy to a man?  What was it about this person that you aspired to be like?
  • Where are you on the continuum of emotional maturity and your ability to cope when adversity hits?  Are you more at the end of physical, verbal responsiveness or have you learned to die to self and let go of being right on principle?  What has helped you move along that continuum throughout your life?
  • React to the following: “You cannot have maturity unless you have perseverance in your life and you’ve gone through some pain. God cares more about your maturity than he does about your happiness.”  What trials have you faced in your life that have birthed maturity?
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CC and DD take The Fort

  • QIC: Crab Cakes + Double D
  • When: 04/01/17
  • Pax: Jiffy, FNG/Dillweed, Javert, Quack Attack, MacGyver, Sea Ark, Mary Lou, Triumph, Bolt, Twister, Bonsai, Shady, Sauerkraut, Sugar Bug, Decibel
  • Posted In: The Fort

17 Pax posted to The Fort on a wonderful April Fool’s Day morning for their weekly Saturday downpainment.  This being the first Saturday post-P200, certain runners among the pax needed a refresher on the pain of what a boot camp feels like.  After welcoming an FNG EH’d by Jiffy and proclaiming the Disclaimer, Crab Cakes took the pax out for warm up.

The Thang

The longest warm up mosey in the history of The Fort took the pax all the way past the trash can near the parking lot when CC called for pax to circle up.

YHC’s fuzzy memory together with a desire to forget the obscene moves CC used for warmup mean this BB will have limited details of this portion.  Let’s just say that it warmed up the mumble chatter as much as it did the muscle and joints.  The tomatoes running the WEP loop (2 different groups) probably wish they missed this scene.

Run the trail out of the parking lot down to Harris Street Park.

Line up at the end of the basketball court.

Proceed through a series of suicides interspersed with resting walk back to other side of court.

Next up, merkins until Q calls “Go” and then sprint to other side of court and back (several series of these)

Handoff to Double D

Run lap around the park and ball field

Circle up around one half of the basketball court

Bear crawl around 1/2 of basketball court + series of merkins, CDDs, Moroccan night clubs (rinse & repeat)

Run lap around park and then pick  up trash

Circle up around 1/2 of basketball court

Lunge walk around 1/2 of basketball court + series of squats, monkey humpers (rinse & repeat)

Mosey to playground for series of jumps back & forth over the playground barrier — forward x10, left x10, right x10

Bombjacks x20 OYO

Run home via trail

COT

Naked man moleskin

Sorry to miss Ginsu for this pain fest.  Thanks for booking CC and me on the calendar.  Keep up the good work leading from The Fort’s home base!

T-claps to Jiffy for the EH of Dillweed!  Great name too…be sure he keeps posting so he can get the full value of that handle.

Bolt wowed the pax with his version of Moroccan Night Clubs, which he has converted to a full body workout.

Thanks to all the pax for the enthusiasm and energy…always fun and rewarding time leading with CC.

SYITG

 

 

 

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I’m here to pump you up

  • QIC: Double D
  • When: 04/21/17
  • Pax: Cable Guy, NASA, Mainframe, Tater, Cobra Kai, Bones, Cornhole, Royale, Flea, DaVinci, Router, WWL, Zima
  • Posted In: The Swamp

14 pax posted to The Swamp in a Friday morning gloom that had the feel of a summer morning with the warmth & humidity.  Maybe that’s what had Cable Guy moving a bit sluggishly.  Maybe it was his disappointment in not being part of the upcoming Go Ruck adventure.  Maybe it was middle age catching up with him.  Whatever it was, the Disclaimer was pronounced after Royale doused himself in water to prepare for the Ruck portion w/Bones as Q.  Then, 4 pax rallied around Cable Guy to see if they could do their best Jim Morrison impression to light his fire.

The Thang

Warm up run to Target parking lot with karaokes and shuffles along the way.

COP

Seal Jack x20

Mtn climber x20

IW x20

Sumo squat x20

Windmill x10

Peter Parker x10

Parker Peter x10

Mosey to grocery cart racks for 11s OYO — 1 dip + 10 Derkins, laddering up/down

Cable Guy: “I’m hot, I’m sweating.”
Q: “Let’s move over there in the dark to get you out of the heat from the light post.”

Mosey to next grocery cart rack further up the parking lot

LBCs x25 then bear crawl to next cart rack (rinse & repeat 3x more)

Flutter kick x25 then backward bear crawl to next cart rack (rinse & repeat 3x more)

Hello dolly x25 then crab walk to next cart rack (rinse & repeat 3x more)
Q: “how do you get better at crab walks?”
Cable Guy: “more rest.”

Mosey around Target, past Home Depot, PetSmart, Marshall’s etc sharing stories of venison roadkill

Circle up in front of OfficeDepot
Cable Guy: “that noise is killing me” (referencing buzz from street lamps)
Q: “AYG to end of Best Buy”

People’s chair on side of Best Buy — hold for eight 10 counts
Cable Guy: “that was long…had to be more than 1 minute”
Q: “maybe 20-30 seconds.”

Donkey kick x20 OYO (by request from Q’s daughter aka Not Plain Jane)
Rinse & repeat 2x more

Cable Guy is breathing heavy but still lacking mojo with 4 minutes to go

Line  up along Best Buy side lot
Merkins x5 + sprint across lot + Merkins x5 + sprint back
Rinse & repeat until finish

COT

Cable Guy has become something of an institution at The Fort with his A/V skills, his flatulence and his stout leadership of The Swamp since its founding.  It’s always an honor to Q at his AO.  He was running a little low on spirit this morning, so my mission was to beat the self-pity out of him.  Not sure I succeeded (at least by COT), but the pax rose to the occasion and pretty much left it all on the asphalt of Rivergate.

Eight pax followed Bones’ lead for the Ruck session.  The big day is just one week away!  If you are not a party to that CSAUP event, then mark your calendar to come out to support those who are around 2100 on Friday, April 28th. WWL will tweet out the coordinates for the launch.

Zima did 45 mins of OYO running through the sights and sounds of Rivergate.  Mumble chatter pointed to some sort of AZ to UT adventure he is signed up for in coming months.  Whatever the motivation, keep stretching, rolling and hydrating, brother.  You’re no longer 25 YO.

Glad to have Tater back in the gloom after healing up from the IR.  Best of luck with family wedding/drama this weekend!

Thanks to the pax for bringing it all today.  Until next time (which is Monday at Quagmire)…

 

 

 

 

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