WARMUP: Jog and a variety of stuff
THE THANG:
Dora
50 swings
100 squats
150 hammer curls
100 bent over rows
50 swings
Pax called tabata
45 sec on 15 off
Back to COT
MARY: 1 min to finish off the clock
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP:
THE THANG: 3.4 miles down to Gold Hill Elementary and up the back hill towards Walmart. Turn around and take a more scenic route back.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas party, golf tournament
COT: prayers for my M and for me to remember that I need to focus on serving her through recovery and maybe even after.
WARMUP: basically warmup with some broga
THE THANG: moseyed To a hill for 11’s, back to COT for a board of Pain. Three rounds of five exercises and 3@ Reps each
MARY: we did do push ups to every time black Betty was said in the song
ANNOUNCEMENTS: <@UJKGM3VKJ> is now the official Form Police & Back blast Police
COT:
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Imperial Walker
– Hillbilly Walker
– Yoga
– Mountain Climber
– Peter Parker
– https://medium.com/@danjohn84123/humane-burpee-342d0054a13f
THE THANG: Different Sets
1. Ballistic Rows & Boxer Squat
1. Reps: 6, 8, 10, 12
1. Burpee on the Bell, Double Hand Clean, Goblet Squat
1. Reps: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
1. Swing, American Swing, Goblet Squat
1. Reps: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
1. Goblet Squat, Reverse Lunge each Leg
1. Reps: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
2. in between reps one PAX tossed a 60lb sandball over their shoulder
1. Burpee Snatches
1. 5 each arm
Sometimes we ran a lap between rounds
MARY: Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Dam2Dam Fundraising will kick off soon
COT: F3 is an organization open to all men with no specific faith component, but as a Christian, I offered up a Christian prayer.
– Partner Bear crawls and running.
– nuR uphill
– bball court legs: squat variety and lunge walk
– Life’s a bench: chest and upper body burner
– Jailbreak
– Mary
Parking Lot Coffee (PLC) post-COT
WARMUP: ssh, cherry pickers, windmills, MNK
THE THANG: 4 corners with merkens squats big boys and flutters. 15/10/5. Jack webbs, 7’s up the hill with squats and burpees. Indigenous run back to cot w 6 completing 3 LBCs
MARY: 1 round of box cutters to get us to 6
ANNOUNCEMENTS: forgot 3D on the last one
COT:
Warm-up (5 minutes)
– SSH: 1 minute
– Arm circles: 1 minute
– Bodyweight squats: 1 minute
– High knees: 1 minute
– Mountain climbers: 1 minute
Main Workout (35 minutes)
– Kettlebell swings: 1 minute
– Goblet squats: 1 minute
– Kettlebell deadlifts: 1 minute
– Kettlebell lunges (alternating legs): 1 minute
– Kettlebell clean and press: 1 minute
– Russian twists with kettlebell: 1 minute
– Kettlebell halos: 1 minute
– Rest: 30 to 60 seconds
Repeat the Main Workout circuit for a total of 3 rounds.
Cool Down (5 minutes)
– Stretching: 5 minutes
WARMUP: We did.
THE THANG:
There was a lot of back and forth down the field and back with 6-inch holds and exercises and such. Threw in some burpees, and partner carries, and bear crawls. It’s all Julie Andrews and my favorite things… that’s for Band Camp…
Went up to the parking lot track and did some more exercises and loops on the track.
– JCruise took a dump on the 50-yard line and blamed it on the dog. Or maybe it was the other way around… I forget
– FunHouse died of dysentery on his way back across the expansive plains to his home, Oregon Trail style…
– Spider-Man changed into his (not present) shirt after the workout…
– Gears went sleeveless to show off his newly acquired Hawaiian tan…
– Maximus was glad we didn’t do 81 burpees to start our workout…
– Tapout (11) carried Headspin for 50 yards, thus reinforcing my statement about being grown f-ing men. But he promises to keep himself in check in front of his mom…
– Time Machine loves ducks. Like, it might be an unhealthy focus of his life…
– Drop Thrill knows how to keep a man humble…
– 3D (if you haven’t noticed) is accelerating whilst shedding his former self…
– Suplex agrees that we don’t use the word “whilst” nearly enough…
– Yoyo Ma was the War Daddy today. He won’t read this, so I can write whatever I want about him…
– Sprocket continues to fill out his rewards card. Just a few more punches and I think he gets one free workout. Or an ice cream cake or something like that…
– Ruby Slippers loved doing a 6-inch hold. I’ll just leave that there.
When truth pulls up next to you in its limo, rolls down the window and asks you if you have any Grey Poupon, you can pass it this report as a substitute.
no poop was actually created or discovered at the 50 or any other yard line.
no Poupon was actually created or discovered at the 50 either…
MARY: No chicks.
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COT: The 5th Core Principle.
WARMUP: Clam Chowder x5, Cherry Pickers, CC x4, Hillbilly Walkers, CC x 3, SSH, CC x 2, Imperial Squat Walkers, CC x 1, Bomb-Jacks
most IC
THE THANG: mix of solo & partner work
R1: Fireman’s Drag end zone to end zone
R2: lap— shuffle 20m, mosey 100m, shuffle 20 m, Nur 100m
R3: Double Backed Beasts – 50 Dora
R4: repeat R2, but with Carioca on 20’s
R5: Partner Bent Rows— x 40 Dora
R6: repeat R2
R7: “Dirty Dog” series (21 count)
MARY: box cutters, Hello Dolly, other Pax call outs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff the bus, T&H
COT: yup
WARMUP: Disclaimer brought to you by Slow Jams then an introduction to my fellow CO Q’s and the theme of the beatdown, Accountability, was explained and what that means to me. Followed by some in cadence exercises and stretching.
THE THANG: Mosey to bus loop where Slow Jams called curb 7’s. Starting with 1 curb dip, bearcrawl out to next curb for 6 incline merkins, crabwalk back. So on and so forth.
Cubbie was next up. He provided his insights on our group and where accountability plays its part. Mosey to pull up bars for partner station work. 1st station – 10 pull ups, 2nd station – 25 WW1 sit-ups, 3rd station – 25 leg lifts, 4th station – 25 v-ups, 5th station – 25 lbc, 6th station – 25 dragon flutters. Following the completion of all stations we then took a mosey to front entrance hill.
Skipper then took the helm. He zeroed in on a stoicism based message that aligned with accountability in your personal actions. We then proceeded with 5’s from light pole to light pole with lunges and jump squats. Final mosey to the band lot where Half Shell finished with a final message on how our accountability plays an important role in keeping him on track. He thanked us with 50 yard sprints and exercises that summarized the entire workout. 25 CDD’s, 25 Merkins, 25 BBS, 25 Superman’s, 25 Squats, 25 calf raises.
MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s, stuff the bus, tortoise and hare, blood drive
COT: we all got an opportunity to share what was weighing on our hearts and minds. Because after all, we are men and whether we like it or not, we can’t fix everything on our own. Don’t be ashamed to be vulnerable and reach out for help!