Grab hold of an Expensed Footlong and let’s go

‘Twas a damp, but not raining, morning and a group of elder statesman of The Fort came together to discuss rising prices and the good old days.

A trip past a few light poles with merkins and squats got the blood flowing. I missed the spot I had designated as the end, but no one said anything, so we just did them all… We pulled up on the field house and did a few dips on the seats there at the lunch tables, and that’s when the nostalgia dam broke.

Fogerty noted that this may be one of the only, if not the only, AOs in The Fort that has a soda machine. It’s $2 for a can of soda now, and this machine only takes good old American cash money… $2… then the “back in my days” started flying… it was a $1, it was .50¢, it was a quarter… blah, blah, blah… we probably all walked uphill both ways to the soda machines, too… I got it…

We crossed Bear Crawl Bridge (without doing any Bear Crawls) and did a little stair climb/dip/step up deal before we rounded the corner and kept on. The trip back was shorter than I thought, so I started to take us on round two before Fogerty had a much better suggestion. We headed back around the car pick-up line and did a little more work before an epic session of Mary where we learned things about each other we didn’t know before. For example:

– Fogerty’s first gallon of gas cost him 99¢
– Barry’s first date meal with his wife was a Subway sandwich that he’s fairly sure he expensed
– Fishstix’s first penny stock he purchased was for a company called Toypop that was billed as “the next Amazon”. We weren’t sure if it was an adult “toy” situation or not, but clearly it didn’t take off like he’d hoped since he was working out with us in the rain and not sipping Mai Tai’s on a beach in Cancun…
– Old Bay’s first car he purchased with his own money was a 1982 Toyota Supra. He no longer has it, but his cool factor is still almost as high…
– Cherry Pie blew us all away with his paper route prowess as he told us the cost of his first toy he bought for himself (a remote control car). $100 was a lot of money back then… :shocked_face_with_exploding_head:
– Cohiba’s first cigar was, non-ironically, was a cohiba that apparently was traded to him for 2 goats and a chicken’s leg

Then we wound it up and closed out.

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Slaughter Moderate Hug Fest

WARMUP:
– Windmills at hurricane speed
THE THANG:
1. Run to the side parking lot and form groups of 3.
1. One team member at each end of the parking lot doing exercises. One team member running
2. first round LBC and CDD
3. second round Squats are Merkins
4. repeat each round twice.
1. Run to the bleachers
1. Elevens
2. Step us are the bottom -> 2 legs =1
3. Dips at the top
1. Run to the main parking lot
1. Bear crawl to each line and do merkins
2. Suicided back -> Nur their run back
3. Repeat
1. Return to COT

Suplex completed most of the work out with a 30lb vest. Slaugher turned up the pace ensure we are all >1% better.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Naked Gun
– Hero 5K
– Family Care Center
COT:
1. Request made for patience when dealing with kids and loved ones.
2. A PAX had a new baby this week and mother baby are doing well.

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risk

WARMUP: mosey around parking lot. Moroccan night club, windmill, imperial walkers, low slow squats, merkins, downward dog and honey mooner
THE THANG: 4 corners carrying 2 cinder blocks to each corner. 10 x american hammers, 10 curls 10 overhead press 2nd station 20 flutters w press, 20 lbc 10 curls, 3rd station 30 calf raises, 30 goblet squats, 10 curls 4 station 10 man makers, 10 lunges each leg 10 big boys.. rinse and repeat. Discussion on risks we might be taking without even realizing it. Discussed precautionary principle, having humility. Fat tails(low probability high pain events. Things to help your kidd think about risk and reward.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: prayers for patience especially with money issues.

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Rings and Fires – 30JUN2025

WARMUP:
Like we needed that. It was like 1000 degrees with 900% humidity. Warm? Yeah… we were covered.

THE THANG:
Grab a block. Head to the track.
5 manmakers (blockees)
10 goblet squats
15 curls
20 flutter w/press (2-count)
RUN 400M

Increase reps by 5 until 15 manmakers, then run 800M and ladder back down to 5. If you complete that. Repeato.

MARY:
No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read your newsletter.

COT:
The 5th Core Principle.

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Casting a wider net.

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclub
Imperial walker
Windmill
THE THANG:
Wind sprints with 5 Side Straddle Hops at the base

Bucket of fun – 45 seconds exercise + 25 seconds rest
– Merkins
– Jump Rope
– Side Straddle Hop
– Plank Jack
– American Hammers
– Plank Jacks
– Man Makers
– Curls
– Overhead Press
– Shoulder Taps

Discussion -> Casting a wider net when hiring and building a team.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Stuff the bus -> Saturday
– Next Thursday -> Bethel Mens Shelter
– Friday – State of the union -> Dark Helmet -> Panerra
COT:

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The Grinder, Beast, & Gauntlet

Warm-O-Rama
SSH
Windmills
Arm circles

Moseyed to the pharmacy parking lot where the party began.

Each Circuit was done for 5 minutes for as many rounds as possible, with a 1 minute rest in between. After the 3rd circuit we repeated circuits 1 through 3.

? CIRCUIT 1: “The Grinder”
5-Minute AMRAP
– 10 Squats
– 10 Merkins
– 10 Jump Squats
– 10 Wide Arm Merkins
– 10 Bonnie Blairs (5 each leg)
– Run across the lot and back then start circuit over.

? CIRCUIT 2: “The Beast”
5-Minute AMRAP
– 5 Burpees
– 10 Mountain Climbers (each leg)
– 10 Lunges (5 each leg)
– 10 Diamond Merkins
– 20 SSH
– Run across the lot and back then start circuit over.

? CIRCUIT 3: “The Gauntlet”
5-Minute AMRAP
– 10 Carolina Dry Docks
– 20 Flutter Kicks (4-count = 1)
– 10 Plank Jacks
– 10 Shoulder Taps (R+L=1)
– Bear Crawl ~10 yards
– Crawl Bear ~10 yards
– Run across the lot and back then

We moseyed back to COT in time for Piston Crunches & a 1 minute plank.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stuff the Bus, coffeteria convergence Friday at Panera Bread- State of the Nation from <@U5CVD8D7V>, Bethel Men’s Shelter 1st Thursday in August 7th.
COT: I brought up the subject of “What’s your Why?” Why F3? What keeps you coming back? Prayers were made.

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Miles and smiles

8 men showed up to <#C07HZGPBD9D> this AM for 3.6 miles of ruck and some lessons on where to buy grass fed beef and creatine. Great fun and sweat was shared by these awesome PAX, <@U686LEPLH> <@U0277A4AZC3> <@U19FA0Q8Z> <@U01E9QD5QQK> <@U08N41FCN0Z> <@U035XDY7ABC> and McHale (admins please approve his slack invite)

Thanks for the opportunity to lead <@U05TY21AC2X>

– I’d recommend checking out this workout site if you haven’t been.

Also, we have a team established for anyone looking to do the Novant Charlotte 1/2 marathon ruck.

https://runsignup.com/RaceGroups/17795/Groups/1841082

Team Ruckus
Password Hope

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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ROF 7-23

WARMUP: yes, 7 minutes
THE THANG: A cinder block board of pain
OH claps/Imp walkers
squats
shoulder taps
curls
clean and press (maybe not, could have been a dead lift)
LBCs
merkins
swings
man makers
OH press
high reps, running up and down the back hill, sometimes with the block
MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some
COT: yes

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