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Pole Postion

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WARMUP: IW at Pike, LSS at gas station, MC at church
THE THANG:
From the corner of Harris Street & Ardrey to White Street (aka RT 160) & Ardrey, we ran to each telephone pole and did an exercise. Northbound there are 12 poles and southbound there are 9 poles for a total of 21 telephone poles)
Round 1 – (3) Burpees 63 total
Round 2 – (5) Merkins 105 total
Round 3 – (7) Squats 147 total

Mileage ranged from 2.5 to 2.85 miles in total
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive, Bethel Mens, Stuff a Bus, and Tortoise and Hair CSAUP
COT: Closed in prayer

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Went Looking For The Stamp…Found It

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WARMUP: Run to the pharmacy, wait, run to the old Hardees, wait.
THE THANG:
Captain Thor (1 BBSU : 4 American Hammers-rt side counting = 10:40) and yes, we found the Stamp.
Run to the Town Hall Bldg for a plank series:
Mountain Climbers
Grave Diggers-Rt Side then Left Side
Dips
Run to the big, smooth lot for FMFBC:
NUR the long stretches & Bear Crawl the “short stretches”
To the Church steps
Up & Down the steps 2x then 30 correct squats
Up & Down the steps 2x then 20 correct squats
To the next smooth lot, now by FMCOG
Feet on the curb and lean on another PAX for 50 Calf Raises
Get a partner for Partner Pushes:
Each partner pushes a longer stretch and a shorter stretch.
At the corners, do 20 Flutters I/C & 20 Diamond Merkins
Run back to C.O.T. for a little more Mary.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Simple but effective

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WARMUP: Mosey a lap around band practice lot. Inch worm with merkin one side. Mosey one side. Lunge one side. Ten merkins in cadence.
THE THANG: mosey to hill by the football stadium. Ten merkins. 7s up the hill to maintenance drive with diamond merkins and jump squats right into 7s on the maintenance drive with burpees and gas pumpers.
Mosey to hill at us 21 entrance. Dora crawl bear/bear crawl both partners working and swapping as needed up the hill.
MARY: merkins in slow down cadence.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes

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Feather Duster your lower extremities for Fishstix

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WARMUP: This is Sweep, we don’t really do that here.
THE THANG: We ran around a Brayden loop and a Baxter loop and did a lot of burpees and stuff.
MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: The 5th Core Principle

My name is Band Camp and I’m handsomer and smarter than most men. It’s a curse I live with and strive to adapt to daily.

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This one is for Halfway…

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WARMUP: We lifted rocks and stuff
THE THANG: We ran to Sonic the long way and did a Dee WOD
MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: The 5th Core Principle

My name is Band Camp and I read backblasts for fun and enlightenment.

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Subbing to the oldies

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WARMUP: no messing around and got right to business knowing mumblechatter would be strong. Mosey around parking lot and stopped for cherry pickers, windmills, low slow squat, merkins, imperial walkers.
THE THANG: went to the tire / oil change for some partner work.
Partner 1 AMRAP step ups while partner 2 ran around building. Did this 3x because why not.

Ran through the smell zone to the church for more partner work.

Partner 1 AMRAP decline merkins while partner 2 ran around the circle lot. Did this 2x with round 2 for urkins.

Ran down the street to the fountain for more partner work (and we changed partners at each station I forgot).

Partner 1 flutter while partner 2 NUR up the hill to the fire station (for backdraft) and then ran pack to partner 1. Did this 2x with round 2 being LBC.

Ran up to fire station for 2 min of burpees because…just because.

Back to COT for 3 min of Mary.
MARY: yes, she was done
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter and lots going on
COT: complete

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The Greatest Workout of All Time? Yes.

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WARMUP: Probably. No one remembers.
THE THANG: A few rounds of 11s, 7s, and other nonsense.
The REAL nonsense, though, came in the form of setting things right in the naming department. Sadly, in only 45 minutes, I couldn’t get to everyone, but I will tell you the ones I DID get to…
– is now Kerrigan
– is now Insertion Point
– is now Father Time
– is now Mama’s Boy
– is now French Tip
– is now Tickle Me Ebenezer
– is now Agent My Pleasure
– is now Dumpster Juice
– is now Dumpster Juice II: The Revenge of Dumpster Juice
– is now Stateline Vapes
– is now Gender Confusion
– is now Backward Flush/Dude Wipes
– is now Dementia
– is now Halfway
– is now White Boots, and
– is now Twin Peaks

For more on WHY these Pax got new names, you’ll have to ask them, because I only vaguely remember…

This is why you shouldn’t miss when YHC is the Q. NOTHING but good times.

MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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BLIMPS Loops

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WARMUP:
None

THE THANG:
Pax to run loops around Veteran’s Park (N. White to FMRX, around Clebourne to Main, Down Main back to Veteran’s Park).
4 stops along the way. First stop is 2 reps. Second is 4, then 6, then 8. Each loop is a different exercise:

Burpees
LBCs (4 count)
Imperial Walkers (4 count)
Merkins (4 count)
PlankJacks (4 count)
SSH (4 count)

Speedsters, rinse and repeat.

MARY:
Flutters and Freddies until the 6 came in.

Great work by all pax. Some did their own thing, but all were sweating it out this humid morning that teased us with a breeze every once in a while.

Thanks FunHouse for the opportunity to lead.

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“Street” not “Cindy” Blocks

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WARMUP:
20 SSH
15 Cherry Picker
10 Merkin
5 Burpees
Mosey to the “Blocks”

THE THANG:
(See photo)

Pain stations at the corners.
Loop back and stack exercises.

B.L.I.M.P.S.
5 Burpees – West Leroy
10 Lunge each leg – West Hill
15 Imperial Walker – West Oak
20 Merkins – West Gregg
25 Plank Jacks – West Close
30 Squats – West Lockman

Made it to 25 Plank Jack’s before heading back to COT

MARY:
Captain Thor Jack Webb
1 BBS : 4 American Hammer

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Summer of CSAUP series
State of the Nation

COT:
Show To Know

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