Birthday Beatdown

WARMUP:
SSH
Merkins
Windmill
Mosey to the bottom of the hill
THE THANG:
PAX divided into two groups at bottom of hill
One PAX from each group run to top of hill and back – pick up a partner and carry them to top of hill. Both partners run back down hill and each carries another PAX up the hill. Repeat until all PAX have been carried. LEAVE NO MAN WHERE YOU FOUND HIM.

Mosey to football field for birthday board of pain:

Run the yardage and back to goal line to complete the listed exercise and number of reps:

10 yards, 50SSH
20 yards, 50 LBC
30 yards, 50 high knees
40 yards, 50 American hammers
50 yards, 50 shoulder taps
60 yards, 34 squats
70 yards, 34 merkins
80 yards, 34 mountain climbers
90 yards, 34 plank jacks
100 yards, 34 burpees.

Go back down ladder with remaining time.

Mosey back to COT

MARY: <@U08LV4RBAB0> learned to count
ANNOUNCEMENTS: pizza night with <@U061P7HUFRR> on Thursday
COT: yes

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small but mighty

WARMUP: Mosey, WM, Moroccan, imperial, merkins, downward dog, honey mooner.
THE THANG: 3 x 15 curls, triceps, one arm overhead press 3 man makers, lap 3×15 kettle merkeins, goblins squats, flutters w press 3 man makers lap 3×15 LBCs w bell, dead lifts, halo 3 man makers lap 3×15 around the world, american hammers kb swings half lap lunges half lap jog.
MARY: box cutters, lbc,s
ANNOUNCEMENTS: canoli run
COT: prayers for the shooting victims at FSU

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Hardwood Sighting and 24 Islands of Fun

F3 Lazarus Bootcamp – 4/17/25

Warmup:
SSH
Imperial Walker
Windmill
Hillbilly Walker
Cherry Picker
Merlin
Peter Parker’s

The Thang:
24 Islands of Fun
Do 12 reps at each parking lot island of the exercise below. There are 3 rows of islands, 8 per row, 24 total.

Modes of Transportation
1st row – Crab Walk
2nd row – Bear Crawl
3rd row – Lunge Walk

1. Squats
2. Merkins
3. Big boy sit-ups
4. Calf raises
5. Hello Dollys
6. Burpees
7. Flutters
8. Shoulder taps
9. American hammers
10. Carolina Dry Docks
11. V-Ups
12. Dips
13. Mtn Climbers
14. OH Raises
15. Derkins
16. Low slow squats
17. Plank Jacks
18. Bobby Hurleys
19. LBCs
20. Lunges
21. Box Cutters
22. Seal Jacks
23. Diamond Merkins
24. Jump Squats

Play Black Betty – Ram Jam
Plank it out, merkin everytime they say Bam a Lam

Mary:
Hello Dolly
American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Hold it like if your kid

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins, shoulder taps, wind mills,
THE THANG: series of mostly upper body exercises with the KB on reps of 60s (see picture). After every exercise PAX has to walk to the top of the hill with the KB and back. Bonus: during the whole routine never let the bell touch the floor, hold like if was your kid.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Circuit of pain & impossible mile

WARMUP:
– Moroccan night club
– Imperial walker
– Cherry picker
THE THANG:
Circuit of pain round 1 – 60s exercise with 20s rest – 12 stations
– Dips
– Merkin
– Plank Jack
– Mountain Climbers
– Jump rope
– Goblet Squats
– Side straddle hop
– Flutter kick
– American Hammer
– Shoulder taps
– Step ups with 2x25lbs dumbbells

Run 1 lap

Circuit of pain round 2- 30 exercise with 30s rest – 12 stations
– Dips
– Merkin
– Plank Jack
– Mountain Climbers
– Jump rope
– Goblet Squats
– Side straddle hop
– Flutter kick
– American Hammer
– Shoulder taps
– Step ups with 2x25lbs dumbbells

Impossible Mile
– one partner runs while the other does burpees with hop
– Made it around 1/2 the carline / parking lot

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– cannoli run May 17th
COT:

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Lazarus

WARMUP: 10 side straddle hops
10 slow low squats
10 windmills

THE THANG: started running in parking lot moving towards Red Stone theatre, Dosie Dough on left side then right side Dosie Dough. Running for a quarter mile then stopping for Bear Crawling for 100 feet. Running, stop for Mile Tysons, running, used outside patio chairs for
Dips, and step ups 10 each, running to paved hill for Bear crawls and 3 burpees, rinse and repeat 2 times over. Running quarter of a mile to back parking lot of theater, for tire flip, flipping a tire earned Pak 3 burpees, ran back to COT. Started with 12 finished with 12
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast Five Saturday @ 3
COT: prayers and praise from all F3 members

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Believe it or Not….He’s Alive and well!

WARMUP: transitional COP (Circle of Pain)
Mosey about 150 yards and circle up
10 or so exercise moves 10-15 reps each In cadence
THE THANG:
Mosey to back of theatre and gather at bottom of lot
Jacobs ladder or 7’s with all exercise moves occurring at bottom of hill
1 wide arm merkin
Take lap
2 wide arm merkins
Take lap….up to 7

Move to parking spaces
7 parking space lines
Start with 1 at first line
2 at second line and continue up to 7
Exercises were
Merkins
Sumo squats
Bombjacks
Burpees
Mode of transportation was
Bear crawl
Duck walk
Backwards walk
Forward lunge

Mosey to island
Plank on curb of island
Take 7 plank steps to right
7 merkins
Take 7 plank steps to left
7 merkins
Rinse and repeat

MARY:
Mosey back to COP location
Freddy mercury’s
Then super man’s where members of the pax determined how long we hold the position :persevere:
Mosey to COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
:collision:Bethel men’s shelter today
:collision:April 12 FAST 5k pleasant knoll 3pm
:collision:Read Newsletter
COT:
Lazarus was a real man and Jesus was one of best buddies from childhood. He was dead 4 days and Jesus showed up and wanted the people to see how Awesome Sky Q is so he called Lazarus out of the tomb and said “unbound him and let him go”

What do you need resurrection from? What do you need to be unbound from?
Jesus can do it and change everything :clap: :fire: :point_up_2:

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Worst 100 Yards Ever

WARMUP: SSH/IW/HW/CP
THE THANG:
Mosey to football field

“Worst 100 yards ever”

Cocaine bear crawl 100 – merkins 1-4, back down
400
Lunge walk 100 – squat jumps 1-4, back down
400
Side shuffle (side bear crawl) 100 – jump twists
400
Broad jump 100- burpees 1-4, back down
400

50 SSH AT 50
7 BOMBJACKS FOR TD

MARY: yes- at the field
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Luka 5k, Bethel Men’s shelter, Speed for need
COT: yes

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Painful 8

WARMUP: Stretching, windmills, IW, HW
THE THANG: Mosey to HS, in the parking lot, established the figure 8 we would run around islands. Started the Painful 8 Ladder:
8 Burpees
16 Merkins
24 LBC’s
32 LSS
40 Grave Diggers
48 Flutters
56 SSH
64 Shoulder Taps
Run the figure 8 after each round and progress back up the ladder to the next wrung.
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast 5K, Bethel Men’s Shelter, Canoli 5K
COT: Kids, 2.0, What are you living for?

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