Wet and Sweaty

WARMUP: ssh, low slow squat merkins. We played duck, duck, burpee. Pax circle up and hold a square. Person who is “it” bear crawls around circle and stops at a pax – both do 5 burpees. First done gets spot in circle.

THE THANG:
10 bomb jacks
10 merkins
10 burpees
Run around circle
10 BJs
10 merkins
9 burpees
Run
Repeat until 1 burpee

Partner up.
P1 runs around the “horseshoe”. P2 lunge walks after him. Partners switch when p1 gets back to p2. Finish when lunger reaches end of circle.
2nd round: Nur and reverse lunge
3rd round: bear crawl and run

20min EMOM consisting of merkins, burpees, jump squats and a whole lot more.

PAX left soaked and tired. Successs
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Partner pain sesh

WARMUP: brief
THE THANG:
Partner up
Start on one side of parking lot and advance to other side.
Partner A uses double KB, partner B uses sandbag. Switch gear at each planter.
5 clean
5 press
5 thruster.
At halfway point, switch to:
Partner A runs to end of parking lot. Partner B does lunges with KBs. When partner A returns to partner B, switch roles until getting to the end. Switch directions.
At middle of parking lot, repeat the first section back to the starting point.
Then:
Partners complete:
100 bag thrusters
200 double KB swings
50 burpees jump over bag
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ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: yes

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Sky Rockets (Not) In Sight – Good Morning Delight

WARMUP: Cherry Pickers / OH kb march / Plank / L&R Plank
THE THANG:
5 sets of the circuit

Kb pull through x20
Kb pullovers x20
Plank pull through x20
Devil halos x10
Curls x10
Goblet squats x20
Alternate single rows x10 each
Farmers carry around the lot and back.

MARY: leg lowers with overhead kb hold
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP mania
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My wife saw my weinke and the thang. Questioned what we do in the gloom

WARMUP: mosey to band lot
20 SSH
10 imperial walkers
10 hill Billy walkers
10 cherry pickers
10 merkins
Calf stretch
Down/up dog

THE THANG: Indian run to baseball/softball fields. 1 burpee at back before running up

Partner work. Partner 1 runs while 2 exercises
– 100 durkins
– 150 step ups
– 200 in-n-outs on bleachers

Parking lot partner work
Partner 1 exercises across lot while partner 2 runs to gate and picks up where partner 1 got to. Bear crawls and lunges

Indian run back up the hill by fields to cot

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: D2D and break the dam coming up. Libberity must of hit HC in his dreams
COT: prayers for family, pets and surviving another stagecoach bootcamp

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Omplex

No warmup needed; got right to work!!

5 Different Complexes for 8 Minute AMRAP

5-5-5-5 – All single arm then switch
5 Rows
5 Deadlifts
5 Swings
5 Reverse Lunges

4-6-8-10
4 Pullovers
6 Halos
8 Alternating Swings
10 Alternating Cleans

7-8-9-10
7 Waiter Cleans
8 Rotational Presses
9 Thrusters
10 Swings

8-6-4-2
8 Single Arm Rows
6 Reverse Lunges
4 Standing Press
2 Snatches

6-6-6-6
6 Alternating rows
6 Upright Rows
6 Squat Curl to Press
6 Plyo Lunges (Total)

ANNOUNCEMENTS were made
COT: Ended with a prayer

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Block/Bar/Hill Blender at Ring of Fire

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial walkers, cherry pickers, merkins
THE THANG: 2 rounds of block work: 15 thrusters, 15 curls, 15 decline merkins, 15 overhead extenstions. Followed by 10 min partner circuit: Partner A did 10 pull ups and ran the hill while Partner B held a plank. All PAX together for 10 min did 10 block squats, 10 bent over rows, ran to bottom of hill for 10 big boys.
MARY: LBCs, 60 second plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens Shelter serve opportunity 2/5
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Death by the bell

WARMUP: SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, merkins
THE THANG: Hill run, 3 rounds OYO 30 kb swings 20 goblet squats 10 merkins. 3 rounds OYO 25 kb swings 10 thrusters 20 min climbers. 3 rounds OYO 30 kb swings 15 curls 15 overhead tricep extensions. Finisher 100kb swings, 10 merkins at each break. Hill run with time remaining.
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What she said

WARMUP:
THE THANG: 10+3 got Hived as I visited the DMZ and gave a KB lesson.
– <@U05RN7GSDLH> , <@U0904HV02BY> , and <@U05K5D10AG6> rucked it out. I believe that most of the world’s problems got solved, but as capitalists, you’ll have to pay to find out the answers.
– <@U03B9G9BXJM> came dressed for a chilly golf outing, complete with puffy jacket. Guys gave him a lot of crap, but they don’t have sensitive nipples, so they don’t get it.
– <@UGU3XR5RP> was in typical form. That means it was a non-stop stream of working hard at both the exercises and giving me a hard time.
– <@U087NCUTMPT> has HCed to bringing an additional 50 lb KB to the Hive from now on for those who are interested. So… no one.
– <@U19FA0Q8Z> is a grown-ass man. NOT a grown ass-man. Hyphens matter.
– <@UGYDCTRST> gave me a normal fist bump at the end, and after checking his temp (rectally, of course) to make sure he wasn’t ill, he recognized where he went off the rails and gave me the normal Slash treatment.
– <@U5DBBKTE0> was the standard and helped us with our form. That was the focus this morning, doing the right things the right way. When that’s the theme, he’s the go to.
– <@U0A25GTDDEJ> has his foot on the accelerator. But he’s not redlining yet. He wins the Helmet award for my favorite guy that had his VQ this week at Ring of Badgers (Fire).
– <@U06P97NSX17> was the sole representative from the Gaggle of Degenerates. Especially since the King of the Degenerates (<@USBP08L1G>) was occupied elsewhere.
– <@U5DKASDQU> was the WarDaddy today (see previous bullet as to why). On a side note, his new retirement gig is developing lesson plans for a new Minnesota Quality Learing Center franchise he’s opening on the WestSide.

This report is true and is able to be copied and pasted into the /slackblast by any man who wants those stats bumped up.
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Crows Nest was A Virgin

Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 20 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Moroccan NC – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers – 10 IC
Quick mosey around parking lot
Cheese Shredder

Thang 1:
Set 4 corners ~ Stay together with the HIMs in your corner throughout the exercises and mosey between each corner. 2 Rounds

Cone 1 – 15 Burpees
Cone 2 – 15 Squats
Cone 3 – 15 Carolina Dry Docks
Cone 4 – 15 Jump Squats

Thang 2:
Four Light Poles ~ Mosey between light poles. 3 Rounds.

Light Pole 1 – 10 Merkins
Light Pole 2 – 20 LBCs
Light Pole 3 – 30 Lunges Total
Light Pole 4 – 40 Mountain Climbers Total

Thang 3:
Eleven’s
Mosey up and down.
At bottom: Diamond Merkins
At top: Big Boy Sit-Ups

Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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