Burpees for 1

WARMUP:
Windmill
Cherry Picker
Imp Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Merkin
Peter Parker
Broga

THE THANG:
Mosey to hotel parking lot
Bear crawl parade/Indian Run

Mosey to stage
Run with exercises
Durkin
Squat
Burpees
Incline Merkin
CCD
Bulgarian Split Squat
Lunges

Lunge/Toy Soldier to benches
Step ups for 2 minutes

Return to stage

MARY:
LBC
Leg Lift
Gas Pumper
Hamstring, groin and chest stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Barry
Stuff a Bus
Blood Drive
Pizza

COT:
Patience
Family
Health

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Swamp Patrol

WARMUP: a bit in front of the amp, along with some back and forth in the small lot to the side of WEP
THE THANG: Drill bits 5-10-15, up to 35. Add an exercise at every swing. Top lot for Mike Tyson and merkins. Across the grass to the picnic table for some dips. Back near the amp for 2 run, 2 exercise, 2 rounds
MARY: a couple minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Sweaty Barry, Trout to Trout, Bourbon & BBQ, Bethel, Trash pick up
COT: :white_check_mark:

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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Thrillmas In July

Twas the day after the 4th and all through the Yard not a creature was stirring except 7 pax who wanted to work out hard.

Drop Thrill was on Q and had a devious plan. There was too much shoulder work for Ruby to stand.

On Grogu on Ruby on Float Bridge on Harry, on Dojo on Rumbling Bald things are getting quite scary!

The Pax were quite quick and just in time, finished the twelfth day and complained about burpees and boy did they whine.

Thrill being a wise old elf, finally let the pax breathe in spite of himself.

As he rode out of sight, the Pax swore they could hear him shout : Happy Thrillmas in July and to all, a good night!

1-run
2- Wide Arm Merkins
3-Jump squats
4-LBCs
5-Diamond merkins
6-Imperial walkers
7-Rosalitas
8-Slow flutters
9-Low slow squats
10-Lunges (10 each leg)
11-Merkins
12-Burpees

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Someone turned on the bacon smell

WARMUP: Gathered at the top of the heart of Kingsley with 8 HIMs ready to start their Thursday. Started out with SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, low slow squats, merkins, down dogs and some honeymooners.
THE THANG: Instructions were 3 exercises per stop. First stop was fire pit. 20 merkins, 20 squats, 20 shoulder taps. Next stop was by the waterfall for the same count and exercises. Next stop was the round about for the same 3 exercises and counts.

Next stop was half way towards the trails for: 30 lunges, 30 hammers, 50 calf raises. To the top of the hill at the light for the same 3 exercises and counts. Back down the hill where we stopped for a min for the six, then ran to the round about.

At the round about, we did 25 CDD, 25 plank jacks, 25 seal jacks. Ran towards sunbelt rental down the road, stopped half way for the 6. Then ran all the way down to the corner for another round of the 25s. Ran half way up the hill, then ran back to pick up the 6, then did another round of 25s.

Last was 50s up the hill to COT. 50s were: 50 step count of 80-90% sprint, 50 steps at 5k’ish speed, 50 steps walking which landed us at COT.

MARY: Full round of cadence counting for each pax.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: Davinchi’s father in law, Wyatt and his recovery, travel for the holidays, patience for those of us with kids at home

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Enter The Snake Pit Hurricane

12 pax entered the eye of the storm and got better. Welcome FNG’s Grogu and Binford!

<@U072Z2Z380L> brought out FNG Binford because of tools or something along those lines. :clap:

<@U076RS8F1DG> brought out his 2.0 FNK Grogu who can outrun all us old guys. :tada:

<@UST30T7FF> was on-deck after running 2,000 miles or something like that. :man-running:

<@U01NGHPR2HW> was blinding us with science and his shirt. :tshirt:

<@U083QU67RF0> still looks like Radar from M.A.S.H. to me. Nothing wrong with that. :hospital:

<@U5KBYSF6Y> was doing his best hair impression of Conan O’Brien :haircut:

<@U061P7HUFRR> was advertising for the next 2nd F event and for pizza next time. :pizza:

<@U076RS8F1DG> was holding the flag during COT and lead his family by bringing his 2.0. :us:

<@U01ABNC7YLU> was ready to sweep the leg at any moment :martial_arts_uniform:

<@UN6PTD007> was the king as always. :crown:

That’s my report. It has been submitted to the master of puppets and the sandman in charge.

Thrill is gone.

COT:
Bethel men’s shelter
Tortoise and Hare
Varsity going to one hour at 0500

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Staying Dry

Listen: while I had an idea of what I wanted to do yesterday, I made this up as we went along. The rain cause me to modify. Needed to stay dry (well—WANTED to stay dry). I had a 2hr drive right after the workout to head up to see my dad in the hospital

We spent a lot of time undercover. And utilized a bunch of squats and lunges. Burpees are apparently frowned upon at a moderate. Duly noted :smiling_imp:

Prayers for our kiddos and our parents.

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Dr. Izumi Tabata

WARMUP:
THE THANG: TABATA ruck shuffle. 4:15 ruck pace , 45 sec run the whole time. We made our way down to the 9th grade wing of FMHS. Used the cinder blocks , rucks on and did 20 reps of OHP and Squats x 3 rounds each. Made our way back to COT
MARY: two minutes of stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph at NAFO, :turtle:& :rabbit2:
COT: closed in prayer

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Looping it up with Cindy at DP

WARMUP: Rucked a loop around and through Main Street checking out the new Lego store, Bricks and Minifigs?
THE THANG: Veterans Park ruck loops stopping for 25 Cindy Curls, 25 overhead presses, 25 rows, and 1 loop carrying Cindy, followed by another big loop.
Made 2+rounds
MARY: Nah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 2026 Cannoli Run, Dawn Patrol News coming!
COT: Prayed out with Gratitude of all the blessings we have among us.

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