No one left behind… alive

WARMUP:
1 burpee
SSH
Ain’t got time to sit around and flail our arms around. Time to GO!

THE THANG:
With coupons: 2x10lb dumbbells, one 25lb dumbbell, one 20lb ruck
yog to The Hill.

Pain stations along the way
Legs: 20ea
Squats
Bomb jacks
Monkey humpers
Lunges

Shoulders 20ea
CDD
Overhead press with coupons
Merkins

Gut 20ea
Plank jacks
Grave diggers
Peter Parker’s
Big boys – facing up hill

Summit the hill without coupons – alternating between run and bear crawl.
Return to COT the way we came. Arrived at 6:01AM

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4/20 workout
COT: yes

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Speed Work With Push-Ups

THE THANG:
Mosey to WEP
Speed work, variation on One-Ones.  Quarter loop fast, quarter slow, quarter fast, quarter slow.

Exercises in ground at lap marker.  Are cumulative after each lap.

10 Burpees
20 SSH

10 Merkins
20 Mountain Climbers

20 Peter Parker
20 Parker Peter

20 CDD
10 Bomb Jacks

20 Squats
20 Monkey Humpers

COT: Read your Newsletter

Honor To Serve

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Sweet Route

I thought it would be a good idea to write down my Q on a slip of paper to make sure I remembered everything about our stops this morning. Yep, lots of Q mocking.
Simple workout this morning, we stopped at every ice cream/dessert shop between the AO location and Gold Hill Road. Short disclaimer, we are crossing roads, look out for cars.
Exercises at each stop: Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CCDs. reps determined by a complicated mathematical equation.
First stop: Dairy Queen, Earlier arrivals: SSHs, rep count 10
DQ was the only franchise in my home town. We had a late bus that would take us home after football practice. The bus driver stopped at DQ and let us purchased food while she dropped off the other students on the other side of town. Only rule was she was not waiting for anyone on the way back. I ordered a chicken sandwich (Bad Choice) which took longer than normal and I got left at the DQ. Luckily, I was able to get a ride back to my bus stop before the bus arrived.
Back to the workout:
Stop #2 – Pelicans – Over 100 flavors of ice, open for over 20 years.
Early Arrivals – Jump Squats,
Rep count 20 (Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CCDs)

Stop 3 Dunkin Donuts –
Early Arrivals – Plank
Rep count 15 (Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CCDs)

Fifteen represented the number of Dunkin Donut stops located between my apartment and work when I lived in MA. Best donut – Jelly filled cruller (I don’t think they make them any more, but if you find them let me know).

Stop 4 – Brewsters – Over 150 ice cream flavors, open 1989
Early Arrivals – Lunges
Rep count 35 (Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CCDs)

Stop 5 – Abbotts – Over 121 flavors, open in 1902
Rep count 30 (Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CCDs)

Back to COT.

Ice cream is one of my favorite food groups. Each shop has many choices, like our lives, we have many choices. Our attitudes toward family, friends, and others. Our interactions with coworkers, clients, and people we meet throughout the day. Choose to be better.

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Triple Threat

WARMUP: Standard COP
THE THANG:
Triple Threat

Neighborhood hill
Crazy Eights – Merkins, Flutters

Adjacent hill
DORA – Burpees, Squats, Monkey Humpers

Big Hill
10 Donkey Kicks,
Bernie Sanders Halfway,
5 Bomb Jacks, Run to top,
10 Dry Docks for time

MARY: Ablab
ANNOUNCEMENTS: AMRAP for Autism, Read Newsletter
COT: Prayers for Betsy and Craig for healing, and Divac’s M for the final leg of pregnancy.

Also referenced a book about work: https://www.amazon.com/Every-Good-Endeavor-Connecting-Your/dp/1594632820

Honor to Serve

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Is this Pineville?

WARMUP: not much
THE THANG: run to the VERY back of Whiteville Park. Stopping along the way.

Each stop: Mary/Yoga for the 6
5 Burpees
10 merkins
15 squats

Examined the F3 Statue of men helping each other overcome an obstacle. If you know, you know. Keep striving to know and be known

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Upward pussy

WARMUP: not much
THE THANG: partner work: partner pushes across field, three trips back and forth with Kraken Burpees on either side, 3, 2, 1 was the count.

Next we busted out cindies and did a Dora with:

50 manmakers
100 goblet squats
150 flutter presses
100 curls
50 tricep extensions

First partner does exercise other partner runs lap around field.
After each set one partner has to murder bunny across field, then back after set, so on and so forth
MARY: American hammers, Heels to heaven, Freddy Merks and hello dollys
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Misogi Saturday, wild at heart starting on Wednesdays, bethel mens shelter mentorship program looking for men to step up!
COT: prayers for marriages and happy birthday Flounder! 77 and counting!

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Was it 41 or 42? I can’t remember…

WARMUP:
25 – SSH (Cadence)
10 – Windmills (Cadence)
15 – Moroccan Night Club (Cadence)
5 – Burpees (OYO)

Mosey the big outside loop over to the school doors.

THE THANG:

Jack Webb 1:4
1 – 8-count Burpee
4 – LBC

Mosey over to the bus stop man.

“Loredo”
6 Rounds
24 Air Squats w/Cinder Block
24 Merkins
24 Alternating Lunges w/Cinder Block
Run “Medium” Loop

MARY:
Popcorn abs work

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AKA

COT:
Show to know

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What’s the Matter… Horn…

WARMUP:
– Little warmup lap with some stretching as we go (toy soldiers, knee to chest, etc.)
– Short COP with Merkins, Parker Peters, SSH

THE THANG:
– Jog back to area behind school where wall is…
– Perform Wallevens (it’s just elevens over the wall) – Mike Tysons and Burpees
– Head to front of school and to the bottom of Disco Hill (which I just named because of the purple lights in that one parking lot)
– Parking lot at bottom of hill = 40 SSH (IC)
– Run to end of guardrail = 20 Dips (IC)
– Run to top of hill at Ben Casey, grab a rock and don’t be a wuss = 40 curls, 40 OH Press, 40 Chest Press
– Back down the hill to the flag, stopping to finish our Dips on the guardrail = 20 more

MARY: No chicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter

COT: The 5th Core Principle

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AKA Day 1

WARMUP: Run from Earth Fare to end of Ben Casey Drive.
THE THANG: Complete 8 windmill merkins. Run through adjacent parking lot down to end of Patricia Lane. Complete 8 inch worm merkins. Run to end of Gold Hill Middle parking lot. Complete 8 curb burpees. Run back to Patricia Lane. Complete 8 inch worm merkins. Run back to Ben Casey Drive. Complete 8 windmill merkins. Repeat all of the above AMRAP until 5:57AM.
Run back to Earth Fare.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: I opened the newsletter at COT. Too many things happening to share… so read your newsletter!

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