Are you “tired” yet?

WARMUP:

SSH
Windmill
MNC
Cyclops
Imperial squats
Plank exercises
Merkins

THE THANG:

Mosey to circle
bear crawl around then do 10 burpees
Mosey to bigger circle
bear crawl around then do 9 burpees
Mosey back to small circle
Crab walk around then do 8 burpees

Mosey to do some
Benchwork at church
On the way use curb to curb walk up towards pavilion

Exercises in cadence

Step ups x40
Irkins x 20
Derkins x 20

Complete 7 burpees

Mosey back towards HT,
Found wall
Wall sits
Take turns lunge walking to curb and back
Alternate with balls to walls during rotation

Complete 6 burpees

Mosey to tire store

More step ups or box jumps x20

Grab a tire- Tire tabata (AMRAP)

Man makers
Tire press
Tire merkins
Tire derkins
Carolina Dry docs
Ab crunches x2
Sled to line 20 ft or so
Sled back

Mosey back to COT
complete 5 burpees

MARY:

American hammers x 20
Flutters to time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Trash pickup, cannoli run, Doty, Konvergence 6/10
COT:

Had to be there

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Escalator

WARMUP:
SSH
Windmill
Honeymooner
Downdog

THE THANG:
We did a thing I later learned is called the escalator.

Set up 10 cones spaced 2 parking spaces apart over in the church parking lot. Each time through you would add an exercise on the next cone. Then run a lap.

10 Merkins
20 Monkey Humpers
10 Mike Tyson’s
20 Flutters
10 side lunges
20 LBCs
20 CDD
10 Big Boys
10 Burpees

For demonstration purposes the first lap pax did 10 merkins and ran the lap. Second lap 10 merkins and 20 monkey humpers…all the way up to 10 where all exercises were done.

MARY:
Had a few minutes for the airborne special
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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There will be Blood

Disclaimer attempted …
The PAX brought the energy this morning, had to get their attention… 5 burpees!
Disclaimer given, and it was probably the best disclaimer I have ever given. “We will be going off campus, lighting should be ok, but please watch your footing.”
F3 Credo – and encouraged that whoever led would do clave raises/shoulder taps for the 6, Their pick each time.

WARMUP:
**Is there a connection between Leadership & Faith?
25 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
15 LSS IC
15 IW IC
15 MNCs IC
**The Acceleration of Faith requires a Belief System.

THANG 1: Cinco De Mayo 5 rounds of 5 exercises with a little mosey in between. And there was blood, JWOW speeding through the parking lot and got sniped by the speed bump.
**How does a man know his belief system is based upon truth?
5 Burpees
5 Merkins
5 Squats
5 LBCs
5 Mike Tysons
**Study puts a Leader’s Belief System to the Test.

THANG 2: **Is Faith static or dynamic?
Made it to the church parking lot. Did a list of exercises (below), starting with all of them, running a lap around the parking lot and removing one exercise before repeating.
10 Squats
9 Monkey Humpers
8 Lunges
7 Carolina Dry Docks
6 Sumo Squats
5 Bobby Hurley’s (or whoever else you like that dribbles/cheers)
4 Lump Lunges
3 Merkins
2 Bomb Jax
1 Burpee
**Faith is a Practice that requires Study to Accelerate.

MARY: The leaders made it back to COT and led Mary.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run, Blood Drive, etc.

COT: Some local prayers, but that stays in COT.

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Swinging tire flipping hip flexing WOD

WARMUP:
– SSH, WM, IW
– mosey to fountain
THE THANG:
– Swing:
– run to left stop-sign: 20x shoulder taps + 10x Big Boys
– run to fire station: 20x x&o + 10x Jlo
– rinse and repeat 3x
– mosey to Church
– Tire flip: split PAX in 2 teams and space them apart. 1 PAX travels with tire (flipping) from one side to other. Traveling PAX calls exercise which everyone else does while he is traveling. Cycle thru all PAX.
– Mosey to COT
MARY:
– Airborne Hip Exercise
– 13 burpees to 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– see newsletter
COT:
– was held

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Soggy Balls and the Pyramid of Pain

Raining since Wednesday but looked like forecast might improve by 0515. Weatherman wrong again. only intermittent showers but no way to stay dry this morning – everyone got soaked but wouldn’t have wanted it any other way on this morning. I failed and should have got contact info for lighthouse to get him on our slack (lives near Waxhaw).

WARMUP: Mosey around HT parking lot and circle up for IC exercises – goofballs, IWs, WMs, Cherry Pickers, low slow squats, plank/broga, Mtn Climbers

THE THANG:
Pyramid of Pain – increasing reps/reduce exercises as you go up the pyramid

25 reps each – (soggy) ball slams, upright rows, diamonds, imperial squat walkers, CDDs

run 5 laps around one row of parking spots

SSH for the 6

30 reps each – bent over rows (each arm), lunges (each leg), burpees, merkins

run 4 laps around one row of parking spots

SSH for the 6

35 reps each – curls, wide arm merkins, bomb jacks

run 3 laps around one row of parking spots

SSH for the 6

40 reps each – jump squats, overhead claps

run 2 laps around one row of parking spots

SSH for the 6

50 reps calf raises

run back to CoT

total of about 1.75 miles running

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
colloseum- whetstone/blade led workouts first tuesday of each month, shieldlock led workouts second Tuesday of each month

read newsletter

COT: yup

missed you today slapshot- you would have crushed this workout. Thanks for the opportunity.

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4/25 beatdown

WARMUP: SSH, windmills, hillbilly walkers, produce pickers. Honeymooner, down dog stretches. PLUS curb to curb 7’s starting with 1 dip, bear crawl to curb, 6 incline merkins, crab walk back to dips
THE THANG: Mosey across Gold Hill road. 4 corners starting at Crossroads corner, to McDonald’s corner, up to storage corner, to mavis corner with dealers choice 25x exercises at each stop.
MARY: stretches
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT: prayers and praises

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Golden Corral Tour de Stank

WARMUP: SSH, Low Slow Squat, Windmills
THE THANG: A tour de stank around the Golden Corral
Map:
https://goo.gl/maps/XwYByFosKXsYZ7vp6
Stops involving transport were mostly in the wrong direction to make the course 1/2 mile.
Cholanadu: 25′ wheelbarrow, 50′ lunge walk
Front of Red Bowl: 15′ burpee broad jump up the little hill
North parking spaces: 20 BBSU (not reverse direction)
West dumpster territory: 70′ bear crawl
South HT wall: BTTW for 10 handstand pushups

Most got 5 laps, some got 6

MARY: Those who had time at CoT did some
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your newsletter
COT:

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Great Cameos @ Pain Islands

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Imperial Walkers, Calf Raises, and Strawberry Pickers
THE THANG:
Balls to the Wall with Merkins, 10-Count, and Mountain Climbers; Backs to the Wall with Overhead Claps, 10-Count, and Small Arm Circles
Pain Islands= Island #1 – 10 Burpees, Island #2 – 20 Shoulder Taps, Island #3 – 30 Squats, Island #4 – 40 Carolina Dry Docks, and Island #5 – 50 LBCs; 3 Rounds with rinse and repeat except the modes of transportation were as follows: Round 1 – Bear Crawls, Round 2 – Lunges, and Round 3 – Crab Walks
MARY: American Hammers, Hello Dollies, and Box Cutters ending with 5 minutes of Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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