Tomato paste and urine?

WARMUP:
– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Windmills
– Down dog to up dog

THE THANG:
– Jog to HT wall by O’Reilly – Balls to the Wall 10 moves L, 10 moves R, Hold for 10 count

– Jog to back parking lot – Bear crawl w/ Merkins at each parking line

– Jog to Grace – 50 step ups (25 each leg)

– Jog to Kids R Kids learning parking lot – 50 J-Lo’s (25 each side)

– Jog to Fire Station – 50 lunges (25 each leg) – knees all the way down on the ground

– Jog to end of Palmdale Walk Dr – 25 Merkins

– Jog back to COT in reverse – 5 Burpees at each original stop

MARY:
– 20 Mountain Climbers,
– 20 Heels to heaven,
– 15 LBC’s,
– 15 Box-cutters

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletters

COT: It is what it is…

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2025.40 The Stockade

Warmup… run to nearest parking lot with at least 10 parking spaces. Burpee at each parking line then broad jump or bunny hop between lines. x3 (30 burpees) Misc exercises between sets.

Mosey behind Dogtopia to the parking spaces doing a suicide and stopping at each line (total 12 lines). Plank for 6.

Mosey to wall of Harris Teeter facing O’Reilly for wall sits and donkey kicks. (x3)

Mosey to original parking lot for a repeat of burpee bunny hops.

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Bears and burns

WARMUP: usual suspects- ended with SSH not started lol
THE THANG:

? The Thang – 12 Laps Total
• 4 corners per lap
• Complete the same exercise at all 4 corners each lap (so 4 sets per round)

MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
FIRST 6 LAPS- BEAR CRAWLS
Always face forward so side crawling, and crawl bearing as to always face the west end of the lot

Big group so we split up so approx 25% of the PAX started at each corner

? UPPER BODY LAPS (6 total)

Lap 1 – Shoulder Taps
• 10 Shoulder Taps (IC) at each corner

Lap 2 – Arm Circles
• 10 forward / 10 backward (20 total) each corner

Lap 3 – Plank to Pike Walkouts
• 10 reps at each corner

Lap 4 – Air Presses (standing)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 5 – Superman Pulls
• 10 reps (on belly, simulate row) each corner

Lap 6 – Shoulder Raise Plank (alternating arms)
• 20 reps total (10 each side) each corner

? CORE LAPS (6 total)

MODE- SHUTTLE RUNS- same concept, always facing west

Lap 7 – Flutter Kicks (IC)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 8 – American Hammers (IC)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 9 – LBCs
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 10 – JLOS
• 10 per side each corner

Lap 11 – Big Boy Sit-ups
• 10 each corner

Lap 12 – Hollow Hold
• 20–30 second hold each corner

With time remaining pick a cone and do 50x what was on the cone, example was CDDS

MARY: flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read ya letta
COT: always!

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Double Bell Fun

WARMUP: SSH, windmill, swings, low slow squats. Mosey to bottom of the hill
THE THANG:
Partner complexes (you go I go), double bells for all exercises

5 rounds:
3 cleans
3 OHP
3 squats
Run up hill after the 5 rounds

5 rounds:
3 swings
3 snatch
3 thruster
Run hill

5 rounds:
3 high pulls
3 rows
3 lunges
Run hill

With single bell, we did Humane Burpee:
15 swings
5 goblet squats
5 merkins

15 swings
4 squats
4 merkins

15 swings
3 squats
3 merkins

15 swings
2 squats
2 merkins

15 swings
1 squat
1 merkin

Suitcase carry around circle in between each set

1 round of 7’s:
Curls + Tricep extension

MARY: a bit

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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13 YR Anniversary Convergence

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Here is my weinke – Assassin

We had about 12 runners and 6 ruckers tackle the tundra of the paved loop around the schools.

Starting at the front door we headed around the back, past the shop, past the ROTC HQ, down to the elementary playground, back by the stadium, out to Jones Road and back to the front.

All enjoyed. Thanks to Sasquatch and Spectre for the preview lap and suggestions.

Convergence bootcamp Q- Backdraft

Warmup- SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, mtn. Climbers, Moroccan night clubs

The thang-
Count off for groups of 3s
Mosey to pull up bars
Group 1 wall sits
Group 2 merkins

Group 3 13 pull ups 13 burpees

Stay in groups Dora on the hill
Bottom 300 CDDs top 300 squat jumps mosey from top to bottom

Line up in parking lot for 43 seconds of following exercises followed by bear crawls in-between
Exercises were as follows
Merkins, air squats, flutters, alt. Shoulder taps, jump squats, lbc’s, Carolina’s dry docks, alt lunges, burpees,

Mosey back to COT in original 3 man groups

KB workout- Boogie Nights

Ladder of pain- it sucked

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Four sets of ten (minutes)

WARMUP: Skipped it. To much “thang” to do.
THE THANG: The plan was simple, complete four ten minute stations in different locations in 45 minutes. To stay on track, we did a 5:14am disclosure and skipped the obligatory warmup of SSH, windmills, etc.
Quick mozy to station one by the closed dental practice to pickup stones from the dry creek bed. For ten minutes we used the rocks for 20 reps each of flutters with press, triceps extensions, biceps curls, upright rows, halos, and presses. After ten minutes we returned the stones and ran to the church parking lot for station two.
Station two was simple; running for ten minutes. One long length of the parking lot was a run, at the end we walked to the next straightaway then sprinted back. At the end we walked until we got back to the start for the next run/walk/sprint/walk cycle. Rinse and repeat until the timer went off and we ran to the shelter for station three; body weight exercises.
At station three we did 20 reps each of calf raises, step ups, dips, merkins, Carolina dry docks, and bomb jacks. Rinse and repeat for ten minutes. When the ten minute timer went off we ran to COT for station four; Mary.
At station four we did 20 reps each of LBCs, box cuttahs, flutters, BBS, Freddy Mercurys, leg lifts to 45 degrees. Rinse and repeat for 10 minutes.
We were able to get almost all of it completed by 6:00.
MARY: Included in the thang
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Gold, HIM camp, newsletter
COT: Family, health, marriages

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Rosie’s Ladder

WARMUP: SSH, Windmill, Mountain Climbers, Moroccan Nightclubs, Mosey
THE THANG: Ladders, Progressing to each station and repeat previous
5 burpees, 20 merkins, 30 squats, 40 LBC
5 burpees, 20 CDD, 30 Squats, 40 American Hammers
90 seconds AmRAP
planks, Squat jumps, BBS, Merkins, Monkey Humpers
Bear Crawl, Lunge, Toy soldiers, High skip
MARY: Down Dog, Freddie Mercury
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Patience and safe travels.

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Minimal running is just fine

WARMUP: The gloom was in full effect and guys just kept showing up. We did a short run through the parking lot, followed by some SSH, cherry pickers, windmills, mountain climbers, Moroccan, and imperial walkers.
THE THANG: Overhead carry to the big parking lot where we lined up on the curb.

3 rounds with increasing reps. We went through round 1 lower reps and increased up to round 3.
– KB swings 10, 15, 20
– KB Squats 10, 15, 20
– shoulder presses 10, 15, 20
– upward rows 10, 15, 20
– lunge 5, 10, 15
– clean + press 5, 10, 15

Break for a non-sprint 3 line suicide

– plank rows 5, 10, 15
– American hammer 10, 15, 20
– burpee w/ bell 5, 10, 12
– lawnmower pull 10, 15, 20
– chest presses 10, 15, 20
– tricepts 10, 15, 20
– shrugs 10, 15, 20

1 more round of suicides
MARY: no time today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots, newsletter
COT: patience and the true lack of control we all have

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Cones and Reps at The Ranch

WARMUP: Quick mosey with a stop for mountain climbers, MNC, low slow squats
THE THANG: Mozy over to Springfield Middle School where we placed four evenly-ish spaced cones the length of the drop off before you get to the hill. From the start we ran to the first cone for 20 reps each of shoulder tap merkins, monkey humpers, box cuttahs, and plank jacks then ran back to the start. From there we ran to the second cone for dips, squats, flutters and Mike Tyson’s. Back to start then to cone three for CDD, bomb jacks, American hammers, SSH. Ran to start then on to cone four for merkins, calf raises, BBS, and burpees. (20 reps for each exercise at each cone)
Quick mozy back to start then we ran to the top of the hill and partnered up. At the top of the hill, each partner did three burpees then ran to opposite sides of the hill for 50 reps each of the selected exercise. After each exercise they ran back to the top for three burpees with their partner. Rinse and repeat with SSH, LBCs, Merkins, Squats, Overhead claps, CDD.
Mozy back to COT with a stop to pickup all the cones.
MARY: No dedicated Mary time but we got it in.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Q source, convergence, newsletter
COT: Prayers for family, local teacher who passed

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Grating of Cheese

We started the workout off this morning with some foreign concept…this thing called stretching, and the PAX dug it.

7s – Burpees and squats with a loop around the parking lot in between each set.

The Cheese Grater – This was a fan favorite this morning. It is similar to an Indian Run :running: but you are planking with bear crawls and pushups. It was terrible as Sir Charles says.

Dora: Partner 1 – 100 flutters, 200 Hello Dollies, and 300 LBCs. Partner 2 – Run a lap around CVS.

Back to COT for prayer slow and praises.

Prayers for Half Shell’s mom, Charlie Kirk, family, and country.

Jwow

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