Sharing stories about strippers

WARMUP: Ran some U routes with SSH as intervals. Dynamic warmup in circle at 8 minute mark.
THE THANG: 7/7 Derkins/Dip countdown on benches. A little step up Indian run on the playground curb.
3 rounds of Half loop partner catchup runs with 5/10/15 Plank Jacks and Flutters with partner pax giving 3/4/5 second head start.
Finale was a 7 station Starfish with run to station, do labeled exercises, bear crawl back to middle and 1 burpee, escalating plus 1 burpee for every station until all 7 were complete.
MARY: Some old school karate punch combos. The was an exotic dancer story of my old Dojo days.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Every one of them. Read the newsletter.
COT: Yes. All shared something. We all need love from above.

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Lazarus – 8/21/2025

WARMUP:
– 10 Side Straddle Hops
– 10 Windmills
– Plank to Down Dog, Calf stretch’s to Sunrise

THE THANG:
Mosey to hill on Red Stone behind Biergarten
25 Inchworm/Walkin Merkins
Bear crawl to top of hill
25 Tip-Toe Squats – Mosey down to bottom

Mosey to corner of Red Stone & Opportunity Dr.

Ladder with 5 stops, scale exercises with each stop. WO spots – Corner, First Drive(on R), First Crosswalk, Crimson Ct., End of Circle Exit.

Stop 1 – 5 Burpees

Stop 2 – 5 Burpees + 10 Calf Raises

Stop 3 – 5 Burpees + 10 Calf Raises + 15 Squats

Stop 4 – 5 Burpees + 10 Calf Raises + 15 Squats + 20 Merkins

Stop 5 – 5 Burpees + 10 Calf Raises + 15 Squats + 20 Merkins + 25 Monkey-Humpers

Mosey to Parking Deck, Conquer the PD (Run to top)

REPEAT – Return to End of Circle and descend ladder (I.e. do it all again in reverse order)

Mosey to COT

MARY: Heel’s to Heaven with a lift
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: It is what it is…

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Prancing ponies, pickle pointers and sucking ass

WARMUP:
SSH
IMP WALKERS
HILLBILLY WALKERS
SQUATS
MERKINS
BROGA

THE THANG:
Ladder in the lot
Merkins
Squats
CCD
LBC

MOT
Bear crawl or Lunge walk
Toy soldier
High knees
Karaoke

intervals of 5 compounded up for each island

Dora
50 merkins
100 squats
150 LBC

Wall sit 2 minutes
Burpee ladder 1 every 2 spaces

Mosey

MARY:
Freddie Mercury
Pickle pointers

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pizza
Lunch
Christmas party

COT:
Blessings

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Field Work

WARMUP:
– SSH
– Windmills
– Merkins
THE THANG:
– Mosey down the road to the field gate entrance while triggering every motion sensor light on the way

Round 1:
– Bear crawl the 10 – 1 burpee
– Crawl bear back to the endzone
– Bear crawl to the 20 – 2 burpees
– Crawl bear back to the endzone
– Continue the series until reaching the 50 yard line with 5 burpees and back

Round 2:
– Run to 50 – 5 burpees
– Nur back to the endzone
– Run to the 40 on the opposite side (60 yards) – 4 burpees
– Nur back to the endzone
– Continue the series until reaching the endzone on the opposite side

Round 3: Line up on the track in teams of 3 for Catch Me If You Can
– 1 partner completes 5 Diamond Merkins and then runs to catch up with the other two partners
– Partner 2 carries Partner 3 until Partner 1 catches them
– Partner 2 completes 5 Diamond Merkins and runs to catch the other two partners
– Partner 3 carries Partner 1 until Partner 2 catches them
– Continue for a full lap around the track

Round 4:
Back to the endzone in groups of 2 for a modified Dora due to limited time
– 75 Merkins
– 150 LBCs

MARY:
– Take turns going around the circle calling exercises until time runs out.

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4 corner fun

WARMUP:
20 SSH
10 wind mill
10 imperial Walker
10 cherry picker
Other stretching

THE THANG:

4 corners
5 reps per corner
Burpee’s, big boy sit-ups, Carolina dry dock, lunges

Ladder on the basketball courts
1-6 pushups down
6-1 LBCs back

MARY:
Various an exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See newsletter

COT:
Prayer for families and work

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Freaky Thursday

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Low slow squat, cherry pickers, merkins, mosey
THE THANG: EMOM 9 mins of heavy merkins and merkin variants, 2 sprints mixed in
3 rounds of 3 mins with Jump squats, grinders, squat to calf, wall sits,
10 rounds of tabata, CDD, Shoulder taps, left plank, right plank, BBS, flutters
AmRAP burpees, jump squats, mtn climbers, sprint, merkins and plank jacks.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of 2F options
COT:

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Sweep The Yard

WARMUP: MNC, Windmills, Calf Raise, LSS
THE THANG:
Did 7’s on the hill at the front entrance of the school. (Flying Squirrels & Mountain Climbers)
Ran up Springfield PKWY to the back entrance. At every light pole we did 3 merkins and 3 squats were we ran down to two pole and back one pole until we got to the end. ~ 15 poles

We went to the park benches and did 100 step ups in sets of 25 while the partner held in the plank position.

10 muscle-ups on the loading dock

25 dips on the park bench

Total mileage was 2+ miles
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sweaty Barry
COT: Closed in Prayer

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